Funny People

tony says:
SHAMPOO IS BETTER I CLEAN THE HAIR!! CONDITIONER IS BETTER I MAKE THE HAIR SILKY AND SMOOTH!
tony says:
ahhh Sandler used to me my hero
Ivan says:
LADY YOU'RE SCARING US
Alex says:
He died for you a while back
tony says:
he died when he made big daddy
Ivan says:
when did he make little nicky?
tony says:
i think after big daddy
Ivan says:
he died around then to me. i never saw big daddy back then
Alex says:
they should've put real sandler films as the movie posters
tony says:
did u guys kinda feel like this movie was a tribute to sandler's life?
Ivan says:
i did feel that for a moment
Ivan says:
that it was that
Alex says:
if he was dying!
tony says:
what did u guys think overall?
Alex says:
I think Apatow needs to go back to doing what he knows and leave this crap for someone who knows better
tony says:
yeah i agree.. it was an ok drama film.. but the way that they advertised the film.. and the for a film called funny people.. there were way too many people and way too little funny
Ivan says:
agreed
tony says:
if i wanted to watch stand up comedy.. i'd put on the comedy networks summer of stand up!
tony says:
which is excellent by the way
Ivan says:
i was literally expecting to leave the movie halfway to change my adult sized diaper
Ivan says:
but nothing
Ivan says:
it was good to see seth rogen acting though
Ivan says:
not just being in a movie
Ivan says:
but literally acting
Ivan says:
this review will contain many uses of the word literally
Alex says:
should've been renamed stupid people
tony says:
here's the dilenma though... if apatow does another movie like 40 year old knocked up.. he;'d be critisized for that too.. so i mean i think they just should have advertised it better
Ivan says:
but people will still know it's his films
Ivan says:
since he only uses the people on his friend's list to act in them
Ivan says:
you know what i think?
Ivan says:
i think he should just change his stupid name
Ivan says:
which by the way, i hate
Ivan says:
judd apatow
Ivan says:
wtf is that?
Ivan says:
sounds like an old woman
Ivan says:
f you old lady!
tony says:
lets get one thing straight.. i only tolerate apatow ;cause she's married to the wonderful Leslie Mann
Ivan says:
agreed!
Alex says:
its crap, lets face it, if this movie was by anyone else we'd be ripping it a new asshole
Ivan says:
haha
tony says:
no wait.. i mean i think it was a good film.. but we didnt know it was gonna be THAT type a film.. a serious movie about love and death..
Alex says:
still crap
tony says:
it was like ordering a cheeseburger but receiving a plate of valentine cinamon hearts..
Ivan says:
word. there were about 2 really good laughs that had me punching you in the arm tony. and i think several were jokes that we made funnier ourselves
tony says:
every REALLY funny part took place when they did stand-up comedy...
Ivan says:
yeah we were laughing way harder in the restaurant we went to afterwards about your diet cola and the rat
tony says:
HAHAHAHA
tony says:
i woulda tipped them 8 dollars.. but it was 7 because i saw a mouse
Ivan says:
we shoulda told those people next to us about it. as they began to eat their meal
tony says:
those people would've been ANGRY.. they were complaining about chilli peppers
Alex says:
they woulda demanded to be comped
Alex says:
the only good thing was seeing all the cameos
Ivan says:
not all of them
Ivan says:
did you really want to see S.S. i am not saying her name
tony says:
sarah silverman is NOT a good cameo.. sorry ivan i had to say it
Ivan says:
it's ok man
Ivan says:
yeah
Ivan says:
wtf is that by the way?
Ivan says:
who complains about their food?
Alex says:
so, the meal was awesome!
Ivan says:
unless there is pubic hair in your spaghetti
tony says:
hey sorry to get back to the film.. but did u guys realize that the asian sensation was not in this film? wtf? did they have a falling out?
Ivan says:
yeah! wtf
tony says:
and yeah the food was great
Ivan says:
he's just branching out at the momment
Ivan says:
doing a lot of other movies
Ivan says:
i loved my american burger
tony says:
the american burger made my heart flutter
Ivan says:
it was De - wait for it - licious!
Ivan says:
Dunja makes my heart flutter
tony says:
oh wtf?!
tony says:
do our reviews have LOVE SIDE PLOTS NOW?
tony says:
ANGER RISING!
Ivan says:
just like all these movies!
tony says:
but hi dunja
Ivan says:
did you know that Harold and Kumar 2 is about love?
Ivan says:
yeah i puked
Ivan says:
TWICE
Alex says:
this review is being falsely advertised
tony says:
i need love side plots like i need a swift knee to my windpipe
Alex says:
it could be arranged
Alex says:
JAGGAL KICK
Ivan says:
Tiger Knee!
Ivan says:
TIGER
tony says:
oh by all means.. next time we watch a movie and there is a strong love side plot.. can one of you please put me in the guillotine frontal choke hold until i fall asleep..?
Ivan says:
i will gladly do it
tony says:
thanks brother
Ivan says:
you got it
Ivan says:
only because you would do the same for me
Ivan says:
and i will also play you the F off
Alex says:
dropping my review to a 5.5 dick jokes / 10 for this one
Ivan says:
ok, i give this movie a 6 after this review
tony says:
i dunno what to give this film.. i didnt know that i was in for a meaning about life and death and love tony says: i feel like i got lied to by a pretty girl
Ivan says:
p.s. eric bana has a really funny accent
tony says:
oi!!
tony says:
so i'm giving this a confused 6.5 /10
Ivan says:
fair enough
tony says:
but i feel like it should be more
Ivan says:
any other night maybe
Ivan says:
after the rat incident
Alex says:
I was thinking Eric Bana was the shit, but I saw that preview for Time Travellers Wife
tony says:
bana was the man in munich!... rogen was good... leslie man is ALWAYS good... and sandler was my old hero tony says: man screw it.. 8/10 based on principle
Ivan says:
rofl
Ivan says:
stick to your guns
tony says:
i will fogive them duping me into thinking it was a comedy
tony says:
the meal after gets a 10/10
Ivan says:
i am happy with my mark
tony says:
the mouse i saw gets a 6/10
Ivan says:
even with the blown pop delivery and rat?
tony says:
yes
tony says:
it woulda been 4/10 without those things
Ivan says:
she wasn't even about to bring you a drink man
Ivan says:
lots of ratings tonight
tony says:
it made for a funny anecdote
Ivan says:
what about the dbag guy?
Ivan says:
i give him a 10/10 on the dbag-o-meter
Alex says:
the kak gawker?
tony says:
which dbag guy? the guy al's talking about?
Ivan says:
he gets a 10 alsow
Ivan says:
the guy with the girl
Ivan says:
in the dress shirt
Ivan says:
unbuttoned
tony says:
at the restaurant or the movie?
Ivan says:
restaurant
tony says:
oh good gravy.. he gets a 10
tony says:
the dbag in the movie aka jason shwartzman. gets an AL/10
tony says:
u can interpret that anyway u want
Ivan says:
agreed
tony says:
oh the doctor jokes were funny too
Ivan says:
the doctor could have been possibly the best character in the movie. i feel that he is ready to blow up on the big screen

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Leslie Mann
Tony's Pick: the kid in the theater that left during all the dumb love scenes... we can all learn from him
Ivan's Pick: Seth Rogen

Line of the Movie:
Al: "oh yeah, you're right, I have been a competitive, you're right I'm sorry...FUCK YOU IRA!"
Tony: " the otto is my lotto"
Ivan: "i have a cabinet that i bought 6 months ago from you guys"