Sunday, May 9, 2010

A Nightmare on Elm Street













tony says:

this movie was a nightmare...
tony says:
snicker
Alex says:
icwatudidthar
tony says:
HAHHAHAHA
tony says:
honestly
tony says:
michael bay needs to be stopped
Alex says:
I don't think I've seen any of the originals, so I can't comment much on freddy
Alex says:
the only reference I have in my mind is Ivan's sweater
tony says:
ivan needs to start wearing that sweater on a daily basis.. but you admit this was a piece of trash film right?
tony says:
there were more laughs in the audience than any type of fear.. in some movies this works... but you know that's not what michael bay wanted
Alex says:
its pretty standard horror/teen flick, the stupidest part was everyone was falling asleep
Alex says:
its like watching a bunch of lazy assed teens suffereing from narcolepsy
tony says:
yeah that's so true.. teens that cant even stay up all night?! micro dreams? dumb
tony says:
lets face it... the originals weren't that great either
Alex says:
probably not if we marathoned them now, it'll be too cult
tony says:
but at least freddy was an intimidating and scary presence
tony says:
jackie earl haley didnt cut it at all
tony says:
if you pardon the pun
Alex says:
I think they only cast him cuz of his voice
Alex says:
the face looked too pulled back and shiny
tony says:
he looked like a combination of beast from the tv series beauty and the beast, and abe from hellboy
tony says:
he just wasnt scary
tony says:
and he didnt have any good kills
tony says:
there were SOME good dream sequences.. like the floor turning into blood.. but not nearly enough
Alex says:
the first one was ok, where he was tossing that girl around, and the guy was like "ummm I think I can save her, even though shes floating around the ceiling"
tony says:
that's not a freddy kill! that;s an exorcist kill!
tony says:
ITS 90% DREAM SEQUENCES! AS A DIRECTOR YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! but they did nothing
Alex says:
you enjoyed the dream withing a dream sequences the best
tony says:
i wish i dreamed that i watched this
Alex says:
you mean a nightmare?
tony says:
the whole time i honestly was thinking about the grounds keeper willy episode where he was freddy on the simpsons
tony says:
yes a nightmare!
tony says:
5/10. please stop michael bay! what aint broke doesnt need fixing.. you have no idea how to do horror films
Alex says:
5/10 also, but the chainsaw remake was ok
tony says:
did michael bay do that?
Alex says:
I thought he had something to do with it
Alex says:
producer?
tony says:
well you just like jessica biel
Alex says:
who doesn't like biel?
tony says:
well played


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick:
Freddy obviously, the man won't let death stop him from going after what he wants!
Tony's Pick: the swimming teen

Line of the Movie:
Al:
"you can't hurt me, I set my alarm!"
Tony:
"does that hurt? that's 'cause you're in my world now bitch!"

tony says:
oh by the way.. im playing silent hill 4 on the ps2 right now.. and the intro to that game alone is scarrier than anything michael bay has been a part of

The Losers














Alex says:
So the only thing I got out of watching the losers was going home and looking up Don't stop believing
tony says:
Don't STOP BELIEVING!
tony says:
i don't know any other part of that song
tony says:
did you download it?
Alex says:
no, listening to it on youtube
tony says:
i didnt think too much about the film either... it was just your typical action film
Alex says:
its cashing in on the whole 'team' action flick before A-Team drops
tony says:
agreed!
tony says:
i had a feeling though that if you were a fan of the comic, you maybe would've liked the film
tony says:
there was no character development
tony says:
you had to go in with knowledge about them to enjoy it
Alex says:
you had to have read the comic book to appreciate the characters and their banter...then maybe you would've enjoyed their onscreen personas
Alex says:
but even still, its pretty crap
tony says:
the movie reminded me of transporter
tony says:
i dont know why
tony says:
maybe cause it was equally as ridiculous
tony says:
villian was good tho... such a douchebag.. would you agree?
Alex says:
I didn't like his one gloved hand
tony says:
yeah case and point, they didnt explain the hand
Alex says:
reminded me of mice and men
Alex says:
would you want to work for that douche bag?
Alex says:
you might get shot at random
tony says:
he better be paying me 1000 bucks per minute
tony says:
he was by far the only enjoyable part of the movie
tony says:
so basically, no story, no characters, no leadup, good villain
tony says:
done
Alex says:
the beginning scene was really good
tony says:
i don't even remember
Alex says:
then there were too many slow mo shots until the end
tony says:
5.5/10
Alex says:
I'd give it a 6/10
tony says:
i like chris evans tho..
Alex says:
cap. America!


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick:
pooch, for having both legs shot out and still running and gunning
Tony's Pick: the villain

Line of the Movie:
Al:
"you see that? is that a pink shirt?"
Tony:
"you're so short! are you standing in a hole?"


tony says:
OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT POOCH!
tony says:
good call al
tony says:
im switching to pooch

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick:
pooch, for having both legs shot out and still running and gunning
Tony's Pick: pooch!

tony says:
im surpised you didnt mention the girl and her hotness
Alex says:
she was hot, but now when I see Zoe Zaldana, I only can think of a 8ft tall space smurf
tony says:
hahahaha