A Nightmare on Elm Street

tony says:
this movie was a nightmare...
tony says:
snicker
Alex says:
icwatudidthar
tony says:
HAHHAHAHA
tony says:
honestly
tony says:
michael bay needs to be stopped
Alex says:
I don't think I've seen any of the originals, so I can't comment much on freddy
Alex says:
the only reference I have in my mind is Ivan's sweater
tony says:
ivan needs to start wearing that sweater on a daily basis.. but you admit this was a piece of trash film right?
tony says:
there were more laughs in the audience than any type of fear.. in some movies this works... but you know that's not what michael bay wanted
Alex says:
its pretty standard horror/teen flick, the stupidest part was everyone was falling asleep
Alex says:
its like watching a bunch of lazy assed teens suffereing from narcolepsy
tony says:
yeah that's so true.. teens that cant even stay up all night?! micro dreams? dumb
tony says:
lets face it... the originals weren't that great either
Alex says:
probably not if we marathoned them now, it'll be too cult
tony says:
but at least freddy was an intimidating and scary presence
tony says:
jackie earl haley didnt cut it at all
tony says:
if you pardon the pun
Alex says:
I think they only cast him cuz of his voice
Alex says:
the face looked too pulled back and shiny
tony says:
he looked like a combination of beast from the tv series beauty and the beast, and abe from hellboy
tony says:
he just wasnt scary
tony says:
and he didnt have any good kills
tony says:
there were SOME good dream sequences.. like the floor turning into blood.. but not nearly enough
Alex says:
the first one was ok, where he was tossing that girl around, and the guy was like "ummm I think I can save her, even though shes floating around the ceiling"
tony says:
that's not a freddy kill! that;s an exorcist kill!
tony says:
ITS 90% DREAM SEQUENCES! AS A DIRECTOR YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! but they did nothing
Alex says:
you enjoyed the dream withing a dream sequences the best
tony says:
i wish i dreamed that i watched this
Alex says:
you mean a nightmare?
tony says:
the whole time i honestly was thinking about the grounds keeper willy episode where he was freddy on the simpsons
tony says:
yes a nightmare!
tony says:
5/10. please stop michael bay! what aint broke doesnt need fixing.. you have no idea how to do horror films
Alex says:
5/10 also, but the chainsaw remake was ok
tony says:
did michael bay do that?
Alex says:
I thought he had something to do with it
Alex says:
producer?
tony says:
well you just like jessica biel
Alex says:
who doesn't like biel?
tony says:
well played


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Freddy obviously, the man won't let death stop him from going after what he wants!
Tony's Pick: the swimming teen

Line of the Movie:
Al: "you can't hurt me, I set my alarm!"
Tony: "does that hurt? that's 'cause you're in my world now bitch!"

tony says:
oh by the way.. im playing silent hill 4 on the ps2 right now.. and the intro to that game alone is scarrier than anything michael bay has been a part of