Faster

Alex says:
What did you learn from this film?
tony says:
that the rock is not just as fast as any killer in the world.. but hes FASTER
Alex says:
way Faster
tony says:
im so glad he did this movie... its been like 5 years since hes killed anyone on film
Alex says:
The ROCK WAS RIPPPPPPEDDD!!!!
Alex says:
I was scurrrred
tony says:
he was ANGRY
tony says:
and FAST
Alex says:
I dunno about you
Alex says:
but if I saw him on the street coming after me, I'd just lie down and give up
tony says:
oh me too
tony says:
the man ran out of prison
tony says:
RAN like 50 miles
Alex says:
he jogged to his car, some unkown distance away
tony says:
ok ok but still
tony says:
epic
tony says:
what did you think about moonbloodgood?
Alex says:
she got fat, but still awesome
Alex says:
cuz she hawt
Alex says:
but you know who else was smoking in this film besides the Rock?!
Alex says:
MAGGIE GRACE
Alex says:
yeah I said eeeetttt
tony says:
oh no you didnt
tony says:
maggie grace is the scum of the earth
Alex says:
she was hawt, I think that scene alone was worth rewatching
Alex says:
you disgust me
tony says:
only you would mention that out of all the badass scenes the rock was in
tony says:
did you even really realize how fast he was?
Alex says:
I didn't, he was too fast
tony says:
plus carla cugino is hotter anyway
Alex says:
oh puuuleeeze
tony says:
the rocks car and use of handgun was worth it alone to watch and were way hotter too
Alex says:
that car was epic
Alex says:
but I think they made that magnum seem more powerful than it really is
Alex says:
I want the Rock's tatoos
Alex says:
and his GUUUNNNZ
tony says:
those tats instill fear
Alex says:
hes a dead man
Alex says:
I felt like I was watching Kill Bill 1/2 way through the film though
tony says:
it did have the kill bill feel
tony says:
except none of his opponents were any good
Alex says:
they didn't stand a chance anyways
tony says:
i'm just glad hes back.. so i dunno how to really judge this film.. cause i might have just really liked it because hes back
Alex says:
it was a good solid action flick
tony says:
but why'd he have to take gary?
tony says:
and why does he threaten everyone at gunpoint first? even his mom
Alex says:
Gary doesn't want to be cooped up at home
tony says:
and why was debra from dexter in this movie? oh i know that one! because she does the best crying scene in modern film
Alex says:
they put a call out for a crying scene, and when Debra responded, all other applicants dropped out
tony says:
do you think watching a debra cry scene should be shown in all drama classes? as manditory video?
Alex says:
there are entire courses around her Crying Demo reel
tony says:
would it be a first year course or an advanced course?
Alex says:
there is a 101 course, then advanced crying, and Oscar grab courses
tony says:
hahahaha
tony says:
someone should do a debra crying montage on youtube
tony says:
anyway thanks rock for doing real movies again, and thanks for being so angry, and thanks especially for being so fast!
Alex says:
I think they should reshoot and replace the Rock in Nic Cage's upcoming film, Drive Angry
Alex says:
maybe he has more Disney films waiting
tony says:
no his contract is expired
tony says:
have both of them in the film!
Alex says:
Nic Cage and the Rock on film? too epic
tony says:
way too epic!
Alex says:
the screen would just evapourate
tony says:
too angry
tony says:
way way way too fast
Alex says:
they'd have to construct some titanium sheet metal as the screen and tickets will cost $50
tony says:
i'd pay!
tony says:
you know you would too
tony says:
7.5/10 for me.. thanks rock !
Alex says:
7/10 standard action, but a good action film, better than his early career stuff
Alex says:
ps Billy Bob is still a douche


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: the Rock
Tony's Pick: the rock candidate for heart of the year

Line of the Movie:
Al: " I masterd Yoga! I've gone beyond Yoga!"
Tony: "is he as fast as you?" "no, he's faster"

The Next Three Days

tony says:
if you're like me and you hate russell crowe and you thought the coolness of liam neeson can get you through this movie.. you're gonna be absolutely furious here..
tony says:
al what was the difference in the time liam was on screen in the trailer compared to the time he was in this film?
Alex says:
none
tony says:
in fact the trailer that we saw before this "unknown" had more liam neeson in it than this film
tony says:
and didnt elizabeth banks look like charlize theron from monster in here? maybe its the orange jumpsuits.
Alex says:
no way, Charlize was naaasty in Monster
Alex says:
you can learn that you can learn a lot watching things on youtube from this film though
tony says:
thats true
tony says:
a lot of criminal things
tony says:
i just didnt care about any of the characters
tony says:
the act of saving her was selfish, she didnt gain any sympathy from the audience, so we didnt care about saving her..
Alex says:
wooot?! quiet english prof and husband of wrongfully accused, takes the law in his own hands and learns everything he needs to so that he can bust his wife out of prison?!
Alex says:
no you're right, what am I saying
Alex says:
Banks looked horrid when she was in jail
Alex says:
after I ripped off those drug dealers and made off with that amount of cash, I woulda hooked up with Olivia Wilde and left
tony says:
MONSTER
tony says:
what was with the weird olivia wilde sideplot?
tony says:
was that an attempt at comic relief?
Alex says:
its not weird, shes HAWT
tony says:
her forehead is massive
Alex says:
you take that back
tony says:
it's giada-esque
Alex says:
shes not whats her name from American Beauty
tony says:
oooh ironhead
tony says:
you're right you're right
Alex says:
I AMMM IRON HEAD
Alex says:
I woulda left the kid too
Alex says:
got on the freeway and said, forget that kid and booked it
tony says:
that would've been more entertaining but like i said.. you dont really care about any of the characters.. you know the boy will still have solid grandparents if his idiot parents got/and they shoudlve got caught
tony says:
so to put it quite frankly.. you just dont care what happens.. its impossible to stay engaged
Alex says:
and were they trying to say something about canadian airports!?
tony says:
i think they were
tony says:
i didnt like that either
tony says:
stupid film
Alex says:
I think this is the perfect television movie in a few years
tony says:
agreed
tony says:
excellent made for tv movie
tony says:
was like watching two jobber wrestlers compete for the wwe belt.. supposed to be exciting but you just dont care
tony says:
proud of liam for not staying too long on this project actually
tony says:
5.5/10 for me..seems like im always getting tricked
Alex says:
he needs to make Taken 2: Took
tony says:
no no more maggie grace!
Alex says:
5/10 also, it had a nice buildup when things started going


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: the deaf passport dealer, cuz he was a nice guy and sought Crowe out to help him
Tony's Pick: the detective

Line of the Movie:
Al: " AAmmmm DAAFFF UUU AAASSSHHHOO"
Tony: "can you kill a guard? "


tony says:
why must you always make fun of the deaf?? you're heartless!
Alex says:
its the accent
Alex says:
its not really making fun of them
Alex says:
just facinated
tony says:
i'll see you in hell!

Due Date

tony says
do you get the feeling that every movie with robert downey jr in it is saved only because robert downey jr is in it?
Alex says
this movie is awesome, but if RDJ was not in it, this movie would've been really depresssing
tony says
it still was depressing! zack galafinakas wasnt funny in here
Alex says
I think thats his brand of humour
tony says:
this movie was like funny people in that it was advertised a lot to seem more funny than it was... its one thing to make a comedy that isnt funny but this movie felt like a depressing drama... im tired of being tricked
Alex says:
yeah, funny people was not funny
Alex says:
did we review that pos?
tony says:
yeah we did
Alex says:
I don't like this trend of comedies
tony says:
and this movie in a lot of ways felt like that
tony says:
i mean dont get me wrong there were a lot of pretty funny scenes...
Alex says:
maybe we should watch dramas and consider them to be comedy
Alex says:
or low budget action flicks, cuz legend of chun li is still funny
tony says:
thats true
tony says:
like i said there were SOME funny scenes, like RDJ punching that kid, and the mexica\from the makers of hangovern border patrol scenes, but a movie labelled
tony says:
from the makers of hangover.. should be all laughs
tony says:
none of this depressing business with zack's dad
Alex says:
actually that kid punching scene I forgot
Alex says:
that was funny
Alex says:
misbehaving kids should be treated as such
tony says:
it was the best scene
Alex says:
I condone beating your kids when they're outta line
tony says:
that kid was a menace
Alex says:
you should try that tmr
Alex says:
he reminded me of a younger Ryan L
tony says:
oh hes sooo a ryan l
tony says:
good connection
Alex says:
cuz he's not hitting you, the dinosaur is
tony says:
i didnt understand why jamie foxx was in this movie too
tony says:
he was creepy
Alex says:
I think RDJ and Foxx are best friends after the Soloist
tony says:
just gives me reason to hate the soloist more
Alex says:
they chill together...
Alex says:
I think he tried to get Foxx for the role of War Machine
tony says:
i hope not
Alex says:
anyways back onto this horrid film they branded as a comedy
Alex says:
I got nothing
Alex says:
the first 30 mins of the film was good...then it got weird and depressing
tony says:
yeah thats pretty much how i felt about it too
tony says:
the dog was funny.. you think he could really do his ""special" talent?
Alex says:
dogs jerk off all the time!
tony says:
im pretty sure ive never seen a dog do it like that!!
tony says:
dont like the coffee can ash tribute for the big lebowski either
tony says:
dont destroy a classic scene
tony says:
wtf does this have to do with vietnam?
tony says:
well i'll give this movie a 6/10 always love downey jr! so i cant give it too low
Alex says:
5/10 for me, not recommendable to anyone, even RDJ fans
tony says:
thats a little harsh no?
Alex says:
and Zach is done, calling it
tony says:
hes the hottest thing right now!
Alex says:
done!
tony says:
wait maybe he's done! and my boy ben foster can finally arrive!
Alex says:
we'll see after the Mechanic
tony says:
lock up your doors!
tony says:
bar up your windows!


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: : RDJ
Tony's Pick: RDJ

Line of the Movie:
Al: "Zach: I think I deserve an apology.... "
"RDJ: An apolo...?! FUUUUCK YOU!
Tony: "you say anything i'll hit you again. we cool?"