Jackass 3D

tony says
i mean it's really hard to review a movie like jackass! i will say that i thought most of the stunts were less funny than the previous movies and the 3D really did nothing to make the film better
Alex says
I think I'm too old to enjoy Jackass now,
tony says
that's what i was just about to say..
Alex says
and I think its a sad state of affairs
tony says
but i get the sense that they might be getting too old to do some of the more dangerous stunts
so it felt like a regression
Alex says
its just all shit and dick stunts and I think Steve-o really has some sort of mental disorder
tony says
i just think the only way you can make these movies better is to go more extreme.. but there's no where else to go although the portapotty bungee was disgusting
Alex says
it seemed like watching a bunch of old tired guys trying to relive their youths...
tony says
exactly
Alex says
maybe that last scene describes the whole movie for me
tony says
where things were blowing up?
Alex says
the portappotty
Alex says
just throw everyone's shit at the camera and make a movie out of it
tony says
hahaha yeah
Alex says
and what with peeing on people? how is that a stunt? or something funny?
people are in straight jackets and a padded room if this was 20 years back
tony says
the old man act was terrible too
Alex says
dirty grandpa was dirty
tony says
not enough funny stuff.. too much stupid and disturbing stuff 3/10 for me.. better off watching the old films
Alex says
or the mtv reruns 3/10 also, cuz I dunno what else to give it


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: no one, they should all retire or check themselves in a care facility
Tony's Pick: johnny knoxville for keeping it going

Line of the Movie:
Al: " He literally shit himself"
Tony: n/a

RED

tony says
ok for this movie, see my review for the losers, basically it was like paint it by the numbers way of making an action comecdy
Alex says
John Malkavich was still worth seeing this film
tony says
that saved me from walking out, i must admit
Alex says
and whats her name from weeds
Alex says
the rest of the film was...there was some conspiracy...some fighting, shooting...and car chases
tony says
weeds girl was SOOO annoying! the romance was unrealistic
tony says
the fact that she'd stick with bruce willis the whole movie was absurd
Alex says
but they read the same books!
tony says
nice al nice
Alex says
ty, oh and why did they have to kill of Morgan Freeman
tony says
morgan dies in almost every film tho and they needed you to have some sort of human emotions besides hatred towards mary louise parker , it was just stupid
Alex says
I have nothing to say about this film other than Malkavich, because there really isn't much else to say
tony says
the movie was so dumb. i 100% agree with you
Alex says
maybe I should read the comics that it was based on? nah who am I kidding?
tony says
4/10 for me all 4 for john malkovich
Alex says
I'd give it the same as Loosers, maybe a +1 for John


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Brain Cox's character, I think...I dunno, this film is shite
Tony's Pick: morgan freeman

Line of the Movie:
Al: " the satelites!"
Tony: anything said by malkovich

Easy A

tony says
ok finally! your new msn is retarded al
Alex says
I didn't make it! keep up with technology, old man
tony says
shut up
Alex says
hi Shellie
Shellie says
hi Al!!!
tony says
ok so easy a! who wants to start?
Shellie says
This is the movie about the soccer player right?
tony says
i think that's She's the man
Alex says
I forgot...I just know there were a bunch of 30 something acting as highschool kids
Shellie says
That girl was not 30-something! She was late 20's. And she was a bad ass.
tony says
i remember it started out ok. al i thought you loved emma stone
Shellie says
i love Emma Stone. She's HAWT.
Alex says
the rest of the cast was easily 25+ but I will have to agree with that point
tony says
thats true.. emma's bff in that film was 39 at least
Shellie says
Oh he's hot too! There was a definite lack of brains though. Just lots of hotness to distract me.
tony says d
espite the 90210 style for casting teenagers, i still think the film started ok. what? shellie who are you thinking of? i meant her girl bff. we sound like we're on tmz
Shellie says
Oh I thought you meant bf. Hehe. Yeah the bff was pushing 40. And she was not hot...but I liked this movie! Is that wrong of me?
Alex says
I don't think Today's Youth would have sat through the main characters 1 hour + long explanation on why shes a ho-bag
tony says t
he end fell apart tho. al she's NOT a ho-bag! you didnt get her msg
Shellie says
She's a fake ho-bag!
Alex says
yeah, cuz I fell asleep during some parts
Shellie says
That was her message, right? Don't pretend to be a ho, it just causes messes.
tony says
you might have missed the whole point of the film al
Shellie says
You did not fall asleep Al!
tony says
al was 'distracted'
Alex says
so she is not a Ho? but she wore an A, for A-ho
tony says
sigh
Shellie says
hahahaha...A-non-ho
tony says
can we stop saying ho?!
Shellie says
Clearly Al was paying NO attention. Tony, you're a ho.
Alex says
a-faux-ho
Shellie says
YEAH!!!!
tony says
ho ho ho
Alex says
a...hah /snicker
Shellie says Y
ou guys don't know what it's like to be a girl. This movie touched my heart in many ways.
tony says
um that may be true.. but in high school i had to wear the scarlett A too, for i was a man-ho
Shellie says
Yeah, and people probably slapped you high fives. I got shunned all the time because of this kind of stuff. I mean....not me. A friend of mine.
tony says
hahahaha
tony says
ok so the movie... somewhere we lost our way i think
Shellie says
Solid. The parents were hilarious. That's all I really remember. And the hot mascot. Great movie.
tony says
the parents were good.. and i must say thats what i remember the most about it too
Alex says
Stanley Tucci deserves more roles
Alex says
and their adopted child
Shellie says
Hahaha...I forgot about the adopted child!
tony says
6.5/10 good start.. ok middle.. ending turned into every other teen film
Shellie says
Okay, I say 7/10. Emma Stone is my hero...I'm already fabricating slutty A clothes.
Alex says
I did not like this film, I thought Mean Girls was better, this one just played on the whole youtube and v-log thing.... 5/10 for moi
Shellie says
Mean Girls is way better!
tony says
tina fey is awesome


The Chelios Award
Al's Pick: the Parents and thier one adopted child, cuz they rocked
Tony's Pick: emma stone
Shellie's Pick: The mascot guy...for his patience.

Line of the Movie:
Al: " I'm adopted? WHO TOLD YOU?!"
Tony: "I faked rocked your world!"
SHellie: "I was gay once. We've all been gay."


tony says
for his patience, thats such bs shellie
Shellie says
and because he's hot.

The Town

Alex says
I want a Boston accent. I will attempt to convey that said accent phonetically within this review
starting now.
tony says
i feel like the accent was overdone by affleck but i dont know the accent well enough to make this claim
Alex says
walll, I jwust sawwww depawwwted again, and I thouwghhtt it was correct
tony says
HAHAHAHAAH that's pretty damn good!! what movie are we reviewing again?
Alex says
da taaawnn
tony says
your accent is horrendous
Alex says
its spawt on
tony says
but thank goodness the film was good.. it did a good job of making you feel sympathetic for the crooks. the cast was awesome.. jeremy renner is sooo badass.. and affleck was a MANSTER... but the actress was annoying... the liv tyler wannabe
Alex says
it was good, and Affleck is da shiiit, man was riippped, he might be above Maaat Dammmon now
tony says
i used to think affleck was a bit of a streisand.. until i saw phantoms
Alex says
live tyler wannabe conveyed a good cry on screen and Affleck was the bomb in phantoms yo
tony says
he was the effin bomb in phantoms! if i had another complaint about the film.. it was that kobayashi was not scary enough
Alex says
he looked like an undead, he just looked gross, with his leathery skin and that huge beak of a nose and yes Renner was also da shiiiit
tony says
since when did renner become such a badass?
Alex says
oh, lets not foowwwget Jon effin hamm. Renner was just born a badass
tony says
hamm is always good agreed. so im giving this movie 7.5/10 it was good... pretty simple story.. but well acted.
Alex says
There coulda been more heists, and better planned stuff...it does seem simple, but the bank robberies were not the main pawwwt of the story. 8/10, one of the better films to have come out this year
tony says
is the "ar" sound the only thing you know how to change about the boston accent?
Alex says
its a damn accurate one


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: renner for never wanting to go back
Tony's Pick: jeremy renner

Line of the Movie:
Al: " I'm putting dis whole taawn in mah rerview!"
Tony: " get that through your head!!"