The Town

Alex says
I want a Boston accent. I will attempt to convey that said accent phonetically within this review
starting now.
tony says
i feel like the accent was overdone by affleck but i dont know the accent well enough to make this claim
Alex says
walll, I jwust sawwww depawwwted again, and I thouwghhtt it was correct
tony says
HAHAHAHAAH that's pretty damn good!! what movie are we reviewing again?
Alex says
da taaawnn
tony says
your accent is horrendous
Alex says
its spawt on
tony says
but thank goodness the film was good.. it did a good job of making you feel sympathetic for the crooks. the cast was awesome.. jeremy renner is sooo badass.. and affleck was a MANSTER... but the actress was annoying... the liv tyler wannabe
Alex says
it was good, and Affleck is da shiiit, man was riippped, he might be above Maaat Dammmon now
tony says
i used to think affleck was a bit of a streisand.. until i saw phantoms
Alex says
live tyler wannabe conveyed a good cry on screen and Affleck was the bomb in phantoms yo
tony says
he was the effin bomb in phantoms! if i had another complaint about the film.. it was that kobayashi was not scary enough
Alex says
he looked like an undead, he just looked gross, with his leathery skin and that huge beak of a nose and yes Renner was also da shiiiit
tony says
since when did renner become such a badass?
Alex says
oh, lets not foowwwget Jon effin hamm. Renner was just born a badass
tony says
hamm is always good agreed. so im giving this movie 7.5/10 it was good... pretty simple story.. but well acted.
Alex says
There coulda been more heists, and better planned stuff...it does seem simple, but the bank robberies were not the main pawwwt of the story. 8/10, one of the better films to have come out this year
tony says
is the "ar" sound the only thing you know how to change about the boston accent?
Alex says
its a damn accurate one


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: renner for never wanting to go back
Tony's Pick: jeremy renner

Line of the Movie:
Al: " I'm putting dis whole taawn in mah rerview!"
Tony: " get that through your head!!"