Inception

Alex says:
Yo Dawg, I heard you liked Dreams, so I put a dream inside your dream, so you can dream while you dreams
tony says:
you cant trick me fool, my subconcious has been militarized! but seriously, only in a film THIS awesome can you get away with such stupid and dumb ideas
Alex says:
cuz they were awesome ideas!!!
tony says:
i mean you knew the concept was whacky.. you knew the things the characters said were kinda retarded but you didnt care because it was so damn cool
Alex says:
JGL and Leo were the man(s)
tony says:
i want to BE joseph gordon levitt he is the coolest guy of all time
Alex says:
I'm in your dream, killing your mans
tony says:
i go into your dreams! i kill your mans! is this movie the new matrix al?
Alex says:
maybe it was all a dream Matrix can't compare
tony says:
agreed
Alex says:
or maybe, Ellen Page was inception-ing Leo! oh WHAT?!
tony says:
MIND BLOWN!
tony says:
look there is a lot we can say about how awesome this film is.. but everyone really needs to just watch this film
Alex says:
it can't be explained, it'll get too complicated
tony says:
there are endless possibilities
Alex says:
They should've left Watanade in Limbo
tony says:
maybe they're all in limbo! maybe watanabe isnt real?
Alex says:
oh WAHT!
tony says:
watanabe didnt have a totem hence hes someones militarized subconsious
Alex says:
his totem was his own unbearable pronunciation
tony says:
HAHAHAHA this is true: if i had one complaint about the film it's that i had no idea what he was saying. he needed subtitles.. like how they subtitle morimoto in the iron chef even tho he's speaking english! and you usually hear al say these things. but my goodness marion coutillard is HOT!
Alex says:
she had the crazy eyes
tony says:
i'd go in limbo and wait for an eternity to be with her too. leo had the right idea
Alex says:
they could've picked a better supporting actress, for both of them actually
tony says:
you're stupid! i'm gonna incept you
Alex says:
you'll have to go 7 layers in
tony says:
7 ?!?!?!
Alex says:
cuz you know, the militirzing and I've got ninjas too
tony says:
my subconscious contains only nic cage
Alex says:
ok, you win
tony says:
GO SEE THIS FILM! 9.5/10
Alex says:
I enjoyed the Escher Staircases
tony says:
that was really cool
Alex says:
9/10, best movie this year!
tony says:
the JGL hotel sequence was just mind boggling epic. this film is worth seeing for the effects itself


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: ummmm JGL's Arthur!
Tony's Pick: Leo and his entire crew

Line of the Movie:
Al: "it was worth a shot"
Tony: "his subconscious has been millitarized!"

tony says:
that would be a good couple! JGL and EP. thoughts?
Alex says:
no, I dislike EP to this day
tony says:
she is canadas greatest treasure

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

tony says:
NIC CAGE! thats all that was good
Alex says:
I think Nic Cage needs money, but this is his best role yet
tony says:
as always Nic Cage stands out as a true genius of his craft. his comedic timing is devine
Alex says:
the man is a thespian
tony says:
his range of emotions is inexplicable and he is the greatest wizard ever
Alex says:
his sorc. ways he can change his character as instantaneously as he can throw plasma bolts
tony says:
he would pwn dumbledore in a fight
Alex says:
if he was in WoW he'd trainer, that trained other NPC trainers
tony says:
his plasma bolts are second to none.. and only rivaled by the combined forces of akuma, ryu and ken. i bow to you nic cage
Alex says:
I enjoyed his old man shoes
tony says:
i'd rock those shoes. how about the nic cage death scene?
Alex says:
it didn't happen
tony says:
did he have u convinced? cause i had the kleenex out
Alex says:
he was taking a nap, hes invincible. I think Nic Cage can play any character
tony says:
nic cage SHOULD play every character
Alex says:
I think he should. they should redo the whole movie with just him
tony says:
agreed! now that we covered that. the rest of the film sucked.. the girl was annoying and incredibly stupid (even for a disney character) and the romantic side plots rank among some of the dumbest ever captured. and the fact that the apprentice went from a dumbass to an epic sorcerer in under 15 mins.. was why i dont fear death
Alex says:
I think this film is trying to tell me that Criss Angel is in fact not a mind freak, but a Morganian
tony says:
hahaha true
Alex says:
film was rtarded, only scene I was excited about was the actual Sorc.Apprentice scene from fantasia, and they didn't even do a good job of it with today's special effects. the pacing was all over the place and you just love the love interests in the film
tony says:
stupidest ever! EVER
Alex says:
even Bellucci looked haggard
tony says:
but hey if i have to pay for a ticket that allows me to view the brilliance that is nic cage for 40 or so mins.. i'll do it everytime. agreed?
Alex says:
I wouldn't mind if Nic Cage was in every film from now to the end of my days
tony says:
neither would i! im gonna start a petition for nic cage to be the new dumbledore
Alex says:
new Potter too
tony says:
5/10 for the film.. 10/10 for the cage
Alex says:
Nic Cage as both Jacob and Edward, only way I'm ever going to watch Twilight
tony says:
and perhaps bella too?
Alex says:
4/10 for me, go watch the 10 min Fantasia version. yes and Bella



The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Nic Cage, who else would quest for 1000 years?!
Tony's Pick: who else?

Line of the Movie:
Al: "Sake?! I was in character!!"
Tony: "your go to spell? the plasma bolt!"

Predators

Alex says:
DHILLON!!!
tony says:
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Alex says:
YOU!! Y...YOU!!!...YOU!!!!...CLAP ....CLAPCLAPCLAP...YOU SON OF AAA CLAAP CLAP BIIITCHBIBIBIBITCH!
tony says:
this was easily the second best movie in the predator franchise HAHAHAHDAHDAHA
Alex says:
oh wrong movie, but AHNULD was mentioned as the soul survivor! he bested a ugly mofo
tony says:
WHAT ARE YOU? whaaaaat aaaaar yoooou?
Alex says:
YOU UGGGGLLLYY Y MUUDDAAAFUGGA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoBpzz8qpfY&feature=related
@ 10s in! oh gawd, I'm crying
tony says:
IM IN PAIN!
Alex says:
abs workout
tony says:
DHILLON!
D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D DHILLON!
Alex says:
D.D.Dididididididdididiiiiidiiiiillong LMFAO
tony says:
HAHADHAHADHADHA i cant do this ! 7.5/10
Alex says:
so PREDATORS WAS AWESOME 8/10. 10/10 for the original
tony says:
yakuza, fishbourne, brody = awesome
D D D D D D D D D D DHILLON = Godly

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Yakusa guy cuz he cut that ugly mofo
Tony's Pick: Yakuza and russian

Line of the Movie:
Al: predator growl
Tony: "i talk too much!"

tony says:
special award: dhillon and ahnuld
Alex says:
Best review evar! special thanks to youtubers
tony says:
agreed!
Alex says:
and Dillon Remixes
tony says:
keep thos remixes going!

The A-Team

Alex says:
Would you say Neeson is still the baddest mofo on film these days?
tony says: oh man its hard to say he is. i love the guy. but his zeus was trash.. and his hannibal wasnt all that great either. i will give him the benefit of the doubt and say yes
Alex says:
but he makes great plans
tony says: he still is the baddest mofo
Alex says:
GREAT plans cuz there is no plan-b! AH HAH!
tony says: good one al. honestly when he was making his first plan.. i fell asleep. i'll tell you who wasnt the baddest mofo.. the douche that played B.A. Mr. T has said he hates this movie.. and its hard to disagree with him
Alex says:
you leave Rampage alone! he lost the fight to rashad because of this film
tony says: and then he cried like a little child about it. mr. t would never do that
Alex says:
I no like Mr.T, he condones Night Elf Mohawks
tony says: hahahaha
Alex says:
thats all I got, the film was standard, and was fun for a summer action film
tony says: i dont really remember this film.. all i know is i didnt like it. this is what happens when we start slacking on the reviews and we have to review a mediocre movie. 5/10.. right in the middle.. since i cant remember anything but how lame B.A was, the theme song still gets 9/10 tho
Alex says:
steered a falling tank by shooting randomly 6.5/10 for standardness


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Face!
Tony's Pick: liam

Line of the Movie:
Al: "I'm WORRIED!"
Tony: " thats a handicap zone! you cant park there"

tony says: oh was jessica beil in this? or was it the sister from dexter?
Alex says:
yes, Dexter's sister was in this film

Knight and Day

tony says:
this piece of steaming turd was lucky to be viewed by us.. 'cause it fell on a week where the next best option was sex and the city 2! i felt this film had a lot in common with the last airbender 'cause it has two actors who need to be stopped as much as m night shamalan
Alex says:
Tom Cruise: ACHHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!! you leave the Cruise alone
tony says:
you still like him?
Alex says:
the man is a Golden God
tony says:
you like this film then? cameron diaz is terrible and cruise is far past annoying
Alex says:
oh I absolutely hated it
tony says:
thank goodness
Alex says:
Diaz looks like that hairless cat Cruise is typecasted movie was so slow paced and even the action scenes were cutout with that schtick, where diaz would pass out and things happen
tony says:
the plot was so stupid that i half expected every scene to be a dream sequence
Alex says:
or was it!!!
tony says:
and they kept playing off the same jokes. jokes that werent even funny the first time and at the end of the movie.. the punch lines were the SAME jokes. wtf?
Alex says:
but it was reversed characters doing it! haaaah? huuuuunhhh! Cruise: AHHHHHHHHHH ! AAAHHHHHHHHH
tony says:
i feel like i want to kick you in the balls
Alex says:
I remember you laughing at the: "I'm gonna kill myself then her" part. you make me sick
tony says:
i never laughed at that! did i? do we have to talk about this movie anymore?
Alex says:
no, cuz I forgot what this movie was about
tony says:
it was about two of the most obnoxious actors in hollywood.. deciding to team up and do a movie that they thought would be cute and funny
tony says:
when really it was suicide inducing
Alex says:
there were some badguys, some chase scene, some kind of romantic thingy, I kept expecting Diaz and Cruise to regress back into their Vanilla Sky characters and crash the car and die and credits roll
tony says:
i wish that was the case
Alex says:
it would've been mind blasting
tony says:
3/10 for me... someone please stop tom cruise and let him know that no one likes him anymore
Alex says:
2.5/10 I'd rather watch Avatar:Racebender again



The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: that kid that made the thing that the badguys wanted, cuz he deserves to be in better movies
Tony's Pick: the firefighter guy

Line of the Movie:
Al: "what day is it? its someday!" ZING!!!!
Tony: "this is me.. this is you without me.. with me.. without me.. with me.. without me." for stupidness


Alex says:
I'd like to point out that Green Zone's Matt Damon character has the same name has Cruise's character here...conspiracy!!!
Alex says:
and did you know that Maggie Grace was in this film!? I FORGOT !
tony says:
oh god i had supressed that.. thanks a lot, you cretin
Alex says:
cuz her performance was too goddamned memorable. we're both cretinzied for having reviewd this dirt flecked feces of a film
tony says:
i'll drink to that

The Last Airbender

tony says:
m night shamalan really needs to be stopped
Alex says:
I'd like to give him a tweest..... twist his neck!
tony says:
hes seriously becoming the next uwe bol
Alex says:
Uwe is better than Shamalamah
tony says:
i mean just because you did one good film.. and i wouldnt necessarily call 6th sense good.... doesnt mean hollywood is your calling! this movie was awful! how do you manage to turn a lovable nickelodeon cartoon.. into a movie that angers even little kids?
Alex says:
Childhoods were ruined because of this film
tony says:
they were indeed ruined! the acting was terrible... and the directing of the film enhanced the terribleness
tony says:
al you seen the whole avatar cartoon.. what did you think of what m night did?
Alex says:
You know there was a petition and an uproar by asians everywhere against the making of this film
tony says:
explain
Alex says:
it was called avatar the last racebender! now, I'm usually the last person to support any 'positive action' bullshit and banding together of a race to complain about stuff, especially asians (chinanese!) but even this I am upset about
tony says:
elaborate! i mean i kinda understand.. but i havent seen as much of the original as you have
Alex says:
just leave it be, you already have all the designs and characters in place, why change it? the chinese characters were not even characters anymore, they were gibberish squigleys!
tony says:
were there even asians in the whole movie?
Alex says:
only the earth kingdom
tony says:
race issues aside it was still a terrible film.. and there was no difference between the 3D version and the normal version
Alex says:
oh, I felt like I was watching Narnia, or the 1st harry potter
tony says:
the love plot between saka and the moon princess or whatever.. was especially vexing
Alex says:
JAI HO!!!!
tony says:
it was like watching an elementary school production written by kids of the cartoon
only the kid haven't really seen the cartoon but have only gone on nickleodeans website and played avatar the game
Alex says:
The only good thing was watching live action element bending
tony says:
those werent even that good! its better in the cartoon! please m night if you're somewhere reading this.. please listen to my advice
STOP!
just stop! you got you're money you cant trick us anymore
Alex says:
They should lock him up somewhere until the rest of the series is finished
tony says:
just please for the love of all thats holy, stop! i hope they dont make another one
Alex says:
movie needed more Appa and Momo
tony says:
just skip this travesty and watch the cartoon. momo was so hideous in the movie but appa was cool
Alex says:
or make a cartoon movie
tony says:
yes! make a cartoon movie i agree. ok im sad we've wasted this much time on this movie 2.5/10
one of the worst movies this year
Alex says:
I got to watch the avatar series, I'm glad about that
tony says:
true thats a small consolation i suppose
Alex says:
3/10, so dissappointed with this film
tony says:
boycotting m night


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Appa , he played the part
Tony's Pick: ang i mean anh? i mean an?? they couldnt even get his g d name right!

Line of the Movie:
Al: (worst line): "Earthbenders, WhY aRe u Acting tHiS waaayyy!"
Tony: my 9 year old cousin: "the cartoon is way better!"