Denice says:
zac efron
tony says:
ZAC EFRON HAS MAD BASKETBALL SKILLS! MAD!
Denice says:
i hear that wasn't even him playing in the movie. but i don't believe it.
tony says:
when i heard that i felt like i did when i heard santa wasn't real.. and i too don't believe either stories
Denice says:
well, if it wasn't him, my mind is BLOWN. this kid has some serious acting and dribbling skills. and he can spin a ball on his pinky. not even the dos equis guy can do that
tony says:
now wait just a minute!! i head that the dos equis guy FOUNDED the harlem globetrotters.. what are u saying denice?
Denice says:
i'm gonna make a bold assumption here.. .zac efron and dos equis guy ARE THE SAME PERSON. only the dos equis guy could have abs like zac's
tony says:
if that is true then the zac efron in this film is not the same zac efron in all the other zac efron features. i kinda felt the zac efron in this film was cg'd anyway.. at least his hair
Denice says:
only his 1989 hair
tony says:
thoughts on chandler bing?
Denice says:
all i have to say is i'm extremely disappointed with my life
tony says:
he was so dissapointed that he couldnt even put a hammoc up properly
but seriously i never thought that in my life time i'd watch a zac efron film and say it was anything more than horrible. but this one was ok.. i had some geniune laughs..
Denice says:
okay, but chandler had some heart. he was in a bad place and still tried to keep some guy from jumping off a bridge. .. .which in turn lead him to fall into a swirling watery time warp.
tony says:
he did have heart in that situation i agree!
Denice says:
oh,and ned. ned was the best for laughs. until he slapped Efron 4 times
tony says:
ned was my favourite in this film... if i jumped into a magic water time portal that AGED me and gave me lots of money.. i think i'd be Ned.
4 was too much heck 3 was too much. i agree
Denice says:
yeah, ned should learn to control his anger. he went off on efron a few times. efron deserves nothing but respect.
tony says:
i think you're in love with efron!..
Denice says:
he's a manboy
tony says:
which reminds me.. the young pre-teens watching behind us were bad enough with their screaming... but i missed half the film 'cause you couldnt control you're "ooohs and ahhhs"!
Denice says:
3 words - DOS EQUIS ABS. BUT when efron came on, all the teenage girls were going crazy. i was the only one who screamed when chandler came on the screen
tony says:
and THAT was heart! i give u a 10/10 for that. did u still feel the same when u found out that chandler was sorta a jerk?
Denice says:
i liked chandler the entire time because i knew that he would turn back into efron. .. .and efron's heart would change chandler's heart in the end. since they are the same heart. i totally mind blew myself there.
tony says:
i dont even know what movie we're reviewing anymore after the profoundness of that.
Denice says:
lets go rent high school musical and hairspray. thats how into efron i am now. posters, dolls, i'm getting them ALL!
tony says:
dolls!?!?!?!?!?
Denice says:
i am sure they make high school musical dolls with soft, flowing, emo bangs like efrons
tony says:
ok i think you're outta hand... ! what did u think of the actual movie? do not picture any abs
Denice says:
i honestly thought it was good. it was entertaining, funny, it held my interest the entire time. and the pre-game hand kiss, the letter he read in the court room that turned out to not be a letter at all but was just a sheet of paper with directions on it... .i cried. not real adult tears, but teenage dream tears. all heart. i love that manboy. there, i said it.
and i am not ashamed.
tony says:
nor should you be! but i still think he was cg'd.... and i myself agree that the film was not bad... i thought it would be a lot more horrible... but i ask you.. how much did the kaysville theatre vibe help the movie?
Denice says:
i am immune to the vibes of the kaysville theater, i've been around it too long. my opinion of the movie is not affected by the amazingness of the theater.
tony says:
that is a good point.. i still am gonna give bonus marks for the vibe tho... i'm giving this a 5/10 bumped up .5 because leslee mann was in it.. and bumped up another .5 for the theatre experience... so 6/10!
Denice says:
10/10. it would be a 6 but 2 extra points for dos equis abs, and 2 extra points for ned cuz i am pretty sure he needs them to get to the next level in halo.
zac efron
tony says:
ZAC EFRON HAS MAD BASKETBALL SKILLS! MAD!
Denice says:
i hear that wasn't even him playing in the movie. but i don't believe it.
tony says:
when i heard that i felt like i did when i heard santa wasn't real.. and i too don't believe either stories
Denice says:
well, if it wasn't him, my mind is BLOWN. this kid has some serious acting and dribbling skills. and he can spin a ball on his pinky. not even the dos equis guy can do that
tony says:
now wait just a minute!! i head that the dos equis guy FOUNDED the harlem globetrotters.. what are u saying denice?
Denice says:
i'm gonna make a bold assumption here.. .zac efron and dos equis guy ARE THE SAME PERSON. only the dos equis guy could have abs like zac's
tony says:
if that is true then the zac efron in this film is not the same zac efron in all the other zac efron features. i kinda felt the zac efron in this film was cg'd anyway.. at least his hair
Denice says:
only his 1989 hair
tony says:
thoughts on chandler bing?
Denice says:
all i have to say is i'm extremely disappointed with my life
tony says:
he was so dissapointed that he couldnt even put a hammoc up properly
but seriously i never thought that in my life time i'd watch a zac efron film and say it was anything more than horrible. but this one was ok.. i had some geniune laughs..
Denice says:
okay, but chandler had some heart. he was in a bad place and still tried to keep some guy from jumping off a bridge. .. .which in turn lead him to fall into a swirling watery time warp.
tony says:
he did have heart in that situation i agree!
Denice says:
oh,and ned. ned was the best for laughs. until he slapped Efron 4 times
tony says:
ned was my favourite in this film... if i jumped into a magic water time portal that AGED me and gave me lots of money.. i think i'd be Ned.
4 was too much heck 3 was too much. i agree
Denice says:
yeah, ned should learn to control his anger. he went off on efron a few times. efron deserves nothing but respect.
tony says:
i think you're in love with efron!..
Denice says:
he's a manboy
tony says:
which reminds me.. the young pre-teens watching behind us were bad enough with their screaming... but i missed half the film 'cause you couldnt control you're "ooohs and ahhhs"!
Denice says:
3 words - DOS EQUIS ABS. BUT when efron came on, all the teenage girls were going crazy. i was the only one who screamed when chandler came on the screen
tony says:
and THAT was heart! i give u a 10/10 for that. did u still feel the same when u found out that chandler was sorta a jerk?
Denice says:
i liked chandler the entire time because i knew that he would turn back into efron. .. .and efron's heart would change chandler's heart in the end. since they are the same heart. i totally mind blew myself there.
tony says:
i dont even know what movie we're reviewing anymore after the profoundness of that.
Denice says:
lets go rent high school musical and hairspray. thats how into efron i am now. posters, dolls, i'm getting them ALL!
tony says:
dolls!?!?!?!?!?
Denice says:
i am sure they make high school musical dolls with soft, flowing, emo bangs like efrons
tony says:
ok i think you're outta hand... ! what did u think of the actual movie? do not picture any abs
Denice says:
i honestly thought it was good. it was entertaining, funny, it held my interest the entire time. and the pre-game hand kiss, the letter he read in the court room that turned out to not be a letter at all but was just a sheet of paper with directions on it... .i cried. not real adult tears, but teenage dream tears. all heart. i love that manboy. there, i said it.
and i am not ashamed.
tony says:
nor should you be! but i still think he was cg'd.... and i myself agree that the film was not bad... i thought it would be a lot more horrible... but i ask you.. how much did the kaysville theatre vibe help the movie?
Denice says:
i am immune to the vibes of the kaysville theater, i've been around it too long. my opinion of the movie is not affected by the amazingness of the theater.
tony says:
that is a good point.. i still am gonna give bonus marks for the vibe tho... i'm giving this a 5/10 bumped up .5 because leslee mann was in it.. and bumped up another .5 for the theatre experience... so 6/10!
Denice says:
10/10. it would be a 6 but 2 extra points for dos equis abs, and 2 extra points for ned cuz i am pretty sure he needs them to get to the next level in halo.
The Chelios Heart Award
Denice's Pick: Zac Efron and his abs who have their own heart
Tony's Pick: Ned and Denice
Line of the Movie:
Denice: "I think our hands just made a baby" , "Bedazzled with rhinestones! ", and "Try to see things from my point of view, I'm really dissapointed with my life."
Tony: " you look like a douche" "I don't look like a douche" "What a douche!"
