Up

tony says:
al are you UP for the review of UP?? cackle!
Alex says:
don't make fun of Up
Alex says:
Up is srs bsns
tony says:
up is a good movie.. no doubt.. but its the opening montage that gets you. You'd have to be a real evil person to not get emotionally attached to the characters right away.
Alex says:
made of stone
Alex says:
I shed man tears
Alex says:
and maybe even a regular tear
tony says:
i was close too. tony says: i don't think Pixar is capable of making bad movies though... which kinda ticks me off
Alex says:
Carl was a fuggin beast tho, in his advanced age, he can haul a house, beat of packs of stray dogs, and scale an inverse derigible
Alex says:
Pixar can do no wrong, maybe cars, haven't seen that one, talking cars?
tony says:
you keep telling me people liked cars though so.. who knows?
Alex says:
toy story 3 is coming out, its getting old, Pixar needs to do an original story every year
Alex says:
I liked that one kid in the theatre who asked if the old man was dead
tony says:
that kid rocked! and he was loud!
Alex says:
he's gonna grow up writing poetry and rocking mascara, or whatever the social equivalent will be when he reaches teenagedom
tony says:
you realize that this film has one of the most cruelist and cold-blooded villains of all time? the villian tried to ice the kid! he tried to shoot him! tony says: i can name 10 of the most viscious killers in film history that wouldnt have done that
Alex says:
well he killed all the other guys that came before, and kept their helmets...if it wasn't pixar, they'd be heads on a pike
tony says:
this is true tony says: i for one didnt like carl.. you only like him because you like his wife so much..
Alex says:
Carl was the shit!
Alex says:
I dun like that
tony says:
nah his ragtag crew was the best... and alpha
Alex says:
I want a talking dog
Alex says:
I do not like the representation of asians in this film....
tony says:
discuss
Alex says:
divorced parents, fat, and the dad didn't show up at the end
Alex says:
His dad's new girlfriend better be hawt
tony says:
i like the asian representation... first of all a lot of people dont even think the kid WAS asian... and yeah he was fat and had parental issues, but the guy was a wilderness adventurer.. not some bucktooth glasses wearing kid with an abacus..
Alex says:
thats just racist
tony says:
disney IS racist.. i still havent forgive them for mulan
Alex says:
Pixar doesn't equal to disney,
tony says:
ok the tactics to get you emotional in this film.. cheap or geniune?
Alex says:
both
Alex says:
no matter how cheap, it still gets you
tony says:
agreed
tony says:
but the film is solid! 9/10 for making me almost shed tears.. not as good as Wall-E
Alex says:
wall-e was racist
tony says:
against robots?
Alex says:
humanity
Alex says:
9/10 also, but I liked wall-e better too

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Doug
Tony's Pick: the kid

Line of the Movie:
Al: Doug: I" was hiding underneath your porch because I loove you"
Tony: everything alpha says