Terminator Salvation

tony says:
He's back but in CG form.. for that alone.. i puked
tony says:
in a bad way
Alex says:
circa 1980s
Ivan says:
I think I speak for all of us when I say that I HATE fluff
tony says:
there were so many things that was bad about this film though.. not just a CG'd arnold
Alex says:
I felt like I watched the matrix sequels
Ivan says:
oh yeah, before we start I'd like to make a request
Ivan says:
Can you guys heartpunch me when I come back to Canada?
Ivan says:
and then restart my heart, by pounding it some more?
tony says:
only if you promise to then give me said heart.. if i die
Ivan says:
If it saves your life and makes you the indestructible leader of the resistance, then yeah, I'll give you my fn heart
tony says:
scores!
Alex says:
ummm Moon Bloodgood
Alex says:
FUGGIN HAWT
Alex says:
thats all I got from the film
Ivan says:
Thank you for the contribution Al
Alex says:
np, anytime
Alex says:
thank MB
tony says:
she had a red streak on her eyes that made her look like cyclops!
Ivan says:
she fell in love with a robot Al
tony says:
yeah that too!
tony says:
u think it was the robot learning from her.. but really it was her that learned from the robot!
tony says:
OMG im intelligent
Alex says:
ummm its a cyborg, the only one of its kind
Alex says:
so this whole film is a time paradox
Alex says:
if Kyle died at any time during the film, Christian Bale would have de-materialized on screen
Ivan says:
Time paradoxes only work in the Metal Gear Solid franchise
tony says:
agreed... and how many times does bale have to tell people that he's john connor? that pissed me off
tony says:
THIS IS JOHN CONNOR.. THIS IS JOHN CONNOR.. THIS IS JOHN CONNOR...
we know!! shut up
Alex says:
I"M BATMAN
Ivan says:
He also tried to incorporate the Batman voice in this movie
Ivan says:
very upsetting
tony says:
vexing even
Ivan says:
I don't know about you guys, but i was able to call at least 25 scenes
Alex says:
Helena Bonham Carter as the face of Skynet?
Alex says:
don't like it
tony says:
agreed al.. on that, i do agree .. ok thoughts on the little girl in the film? in a post apocalyptic film.. i HATE it when there are kids... kids cost people lives... IMPORTANT people... i dont want to go into a terminator movie feeling sympathetic.. i want robots killing and exploding things!
Alex says:
this isn't a terminator movie
Ivan says:
yeah! I felt the same way. This movie in no way, shape or form felt like a terminator movie
Alex says:
its just a post-apocalyptic film about douche bags fighting rusty machines
Alex says:
they happened to be named Juunn Caaanuuuhhh
tony says:
the machines are dumb.. why even build those ghetto motorcycles and dumb snake things? why not just build a whole army of those HUGE decepticon-esque laser shooters?
Ivan says:
why not just drop a bunch of bombs on anything that breathes?
Ivan says:
GG
Alex says:
they're harvesters, thats all they're good for
Alex says:
the t-800 got looks, ahnold skin jobs, and can be sent back in time
tony says:
yeah but come on al..
and another thing! how did u guys feel about john connor jumping into the ocean and finding a submarine?.. i throat punched myself at that part.. and it didnt take the dumbness or the pain away.
tony says:
the ocean is vast... idiots
Ivan says:
and dark
Ivan says:
and freaking cold! Hey, I have an idea, let's try and find a needle in a haystack!
Alex says:
he's batman
tony says:
he is no longer batman to me.. until he does another batman film
Alex says:
batman can, john connor, nope
Alex says:
omgad
tony says:
batman would succeed in heart punching robots that didnt even have hearts
Ivan says:
I'm not a doctor or anything like that, but I'm pretty sure the odds of surviving a cross-species heart transplant in the middle of a filthy desert are astronomical
Alex says:
they're robots, its surgical !
tony says:
yeah but john connor isnt a robot!..... ass!
Ivan says:
Al is a sympathizer
Ivan says:
f you al!
Alex says:
I'm with Moon! hawtness
Ivan says:
I give Al a 1/10
tony says:
i give al 1/10 as well
Alex says:
both of you can suck my neural net powcessor.. its a lurning computah
tony says:
moon sold out connor!
tony says:
and why the hell does common have to be in every film?
Ivan says:
Oh wait, how could I forget about the cyber-fish
Ivan says:
WTF is that?
Ivan says:
are you kidding me?
Ivan says:
were they cyber-bugs too?
tony says:
i think yes!
tony says:
there was, they were scouts.
tony says:
insert throat punch here
Ivan says:
but really, metal fish?
Ivan says:
why?
tony says:
cause they had to make small ponds, puddles, streams, lakes, marshes, and fjords unsafe
tony says:
insert panther throat punch here
Ivan says:
inserting dragon throat punch!
tony says:
ok so i'm giving al a 1/10 and this movie a 4.5/10
Ivan says:
I'll give it a 5/10
tony says:
no more terminators! terminate this franchise
Alex says:
I give it a T2 Ahnuld sinking in lava thumbs down
Alex says:
I'm done with */10s
Ivan says:
The Terminator franchise ended in 1991. Let's leave it at that
Alex says:
2/10
Alex says:
1-Moon
2-Bloodgood
Alex says:
done
tony says:
i won't be back.. ever to watch a terminator film.. unless its just 3 hrs of terminator music

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Moon Bloodgood, cuz without her, no cyborg guy helping out
Tony's Pick: the guys heart literally
Ivan: robot terminator guy

Line of the Movie:
Al: "2 day old coyote, better than 3 day old coyote"
Tony: "this is john connor" x 25
Ivan: "your heart, it's so strong"