Star Trek

BONUS REVIEW: Ivan and D are back with a special review of Star Trek all the way from beautiful Croatia!

d. says:
hi Ivanhoe
Ivan says:
english mode: ON! haha, did you just call me Ivanhoe?
d. says:
isnt that ur name darling?
Ivan says:
pretty much! i think you gave me swine flu. btw, how are you?
d. says:
wait?! am i talking to my boyfriend?! Ivanhoe Gospich
Ivan says:
yes, this is he
d. says:
good, swine flu?! c'mon, incubation period is done
Ivan says:
good? you're happy you gave me the swine flu?or good as in "i'm good"?
d. says:
i am good, thank you
Ivan says:
awesome. now that the formalities are out of the way, let's get to the review!
d. says:
how are u?
Ivan says:
i'm freaking awesome!
d. says:
cool1 so u like?
Ivan says:
I loved Star Trek. Even though we went to watch it at the ghetto theather. The popcorn was just right, however.
d. says:
it was not that bad, i just wanted at least something new for u, like the environment since u've already seen it
Ivan says:
i appreciate your concern for my movie-watching experience.
d. says:
(i have a feeling my English writing is gonna be terrible today), try not to pay attention!and laugh too hard
Ivan says:
yes, let's not give her too hard a time for any mistakes that may occur. but we're not here to judge you, we're here to judge Spock and crew
d. says:
anyway, can u please buy that police motorcycle for me?
Ivan says:
i was just thinking about how awesome that thing was. he was really friendly too (the robo-cop) and yes, i will buy you one, even though you won't let me ride a real motorcycle
d. says:
awesome, u can leave out the robo cop! um, me?! Ivan, back to Star trek.
Ivan says:
ok ok... what did you think of the cast?
d. says:
did u like the Russian guy?!
Ivan says:
the russian kid was awesome! Nikolai Pavlelovic Pilksin Rumplestilskin Yelstin he was only 17! and a genius! I also thought that Bones did a wonderful job. "damnit, I'm only a doctor man"
d. says:
i think they were all great!! i guess both spocks are my favorite, even though in my head Zachary Quinto is always gonna be Sylar, unfortunately. hes a great actor for all those cold hearted roles
Ivan says:
spock was "spock on". haha, i'm so funny. but really, i think that mr. nemoy is proud of his 2009 counterpart
d. says:
indeed
Ivan says:
James Tiberius Kirk was a badass in his own fn right as well! i don't know what dumpster they found him in, and i dont want to know. i do know that he was the man
d. says:
he was ok
Ivan says:
it appears we watched a different movie
d. says:
ok, a bit more than ok, ill give him that. jk, ya, of course he was good. oh my mic (cat) Barney is saying mijaaau = hi !
Ivan says:
say hello to the kitty cat as well! i also thought the chase scenes with the crazy monsters in Canada were fantastic! you know he's gonna outrun them and survive, but damnit they made you think "he may die"
d. says:
oh yeah, i almost forgot! and the parachute scene
Ivan says:
oh yeah! the jobber in the red was a tool
d. says:
what did u think of Harold?
Ivan says:
what about Sulu? tony wasn't too impressed and will always consider him to be Harold from whitecastle
d. says:
haha
Ivan says:
great timing. i think he was perfect for the role. there is nobody else out there currently (short of perhaps Al himself) that can pull it off
d. says:
i have to agree with him. i think they needed a tougher guy. dont ask me what that means
Ivan says:
you mean someone like Jason Statham? do you think he can actually fly a USS enterprise?
d. says:
frak yeah!!! duuuuh
Ivan says:
he couldn't fly a USS that crappy one
d. says:
Jason Statham can fly anything!!! my keyboard is dying on me
Ivan says:
ok ok, i was being facetious. and we will wrap the review up then
d. says:
ok, so all and all, it was a really great movie!!! and thx for watching it with me again!
Ivan says:
i will watch it with you again! and it was a great movie i give it an 8/10 what say you?
d. says:
me too 8/10
Ivan says:
thank you for reviewing "STAR TREK" with me, and i hope to do this again!
d. says: thank you for the invitation to write it with u!!!

The Chelios Award
Ivan: Future Spock
D: Future Spock

Line of the Movie:
Ivan: anything that ended in "that pointy-eared bastard"
D: Scotty asking "Do they still have sandwiches there?"