District 9

tony says:
i will never eat another prawn again!
Ivan says:
Red Lobster tomorrow!
Ivan says:
yeah!
!xoble says:
dat iz nawt how you sayyy mah naaame
tony says:
AL change your name back! HAHAHAHA
!xoble says:
!ok
Alex says:
you guys are fucking racists yo
Ivan says:
Please edit Al's vicious use of profanity
Alex says:
this media censorship is wrong
tony says:
oh man.. we here at RSR do not agree or condone Als views.
Ivan says:
Let's get on with the review!
Alex says:
!ok
tony says:
ok well it was a pretty good movie... i think they should've stuck with the kinda documentary feel that had at the beginning or else just abandon that whole concept
tony says:
the movie though had a lot of heart
Alex says:
docu-scifi is the new shaky cam
tony says:
yeah but it seemed like it was confused
Alex says:
wot is this a knapsack song?
Alex says:
Dikus *snicker
Alex says:
so why does alien gasoline turn ppl to aliens?
Ivan says:
I'll begin by saying that Wikus van de Merwe was the most unsuspecting hero that ever lived. Can I call him a hero?
Ivan says:
He is one awkward dude! and he speaks funny! haha foreigners
tony says:
wikus was the type of character that i wish i could be.... first he shows no heart.. then heart.. then no heart.. then tremondous heart.. then tremondous tremondous no heart.. then the ULTIMATE SACRIFICE HEART!!!!
tony says:
my favourite type of character
Ivan says:
an indecisive, spineless jellyfish?
Ivan says:
i like it!
tony says:
i like the whole concept of the film... i know there were social underlinings that i didnt understand though.. u want to feild the social commentary side of it al?
Alex says:
were prawns really aliens? or were they really zimbabwe and rawandan refugees?
tony says:
thats all you got?
Ivan says:
You tell us Alphonse. You're the expert
Alex says:
I think the prawns should be treated like the scum of the earth, they burns things for fun!
Ivan says:
I thought you were defending the prawns. You're worse than those scumbags at the MNU
tony says:
AL i think i hate you
Alex says:
death to prawns!
tony says:
the more we do reviews the more i am thinking that al is a dirtbag
Alex says:
I'm with that MNU bounty hunter guy
tony says:
oh man i hated him
tony says:
he got what he deserved
Ivan says:
Oh yeah! Every movie needs one of those guys. You know the second you see him, you want him dead. But not right away. You want him to piss you off for 1.5 hours. Then when you're good and ready, BAM, blow him the F up.
Ivan says:
God i love revenge!
tony says:
retribution always makes for greatness in cinema!
Alex says:
he kills prawns for fun
Alex says:
I don't like wikus' back and forth when he was helping christopher johnson
Alex says:
how did those prawns know to go after that guy all of a sudden?
tony says:
maybe they are smarter than you think
Alex says:
nope! bottom feeders!
tony says:
they built epic weapons and a starship that can travel through galaxies! what the hell have u ever done?
Alex says:
I bring colour commentary to this site
Ivan says:
Al Can you blame Wikus though? You are about to transform into a gigantic shrimp/lobster abomination. Your father-in-law wants you dead and use your body for science. He just wanted to live! Don't you want to live Al?
Alex says:
nope, I'm done with life! I'm ready to be turned into a prawn
Alex says:
I'd shoot things for fun with that lightening gun
tony says:
can i eat your arm?
Alex says:
gain my powers?
Alex says:
its mine you Nigerian warlord
Ivan says:
I want to eat your arm and be like you Al
tony says:
i would let you guys eat my arm
tony says:
but u'd have to pry from my cold dead... um... arms i guess..
Alex says:
I want a prawn power suit
Ivan says:
Would you know to use the "make bullets stop in mid air" move at all times?
Ivan says:
If not, don't bother. You'll end up DED
tony says:
that thing is badass!
tony says:
yeah how come it didnt do that move everytime? was it on cooldown?!
Alex says:
its a gravity gun like in HL2
Alex says:
it sucked a pig and shot it at an MNU guy
Ivan says:
That thing must have a massive cooldown. maybe 15 minutes or so. I would love to shoot a pig at Al's face
tony says:
HAHAHAHAHA
tony says:
the rail gun is badass.. one shot
tony says:
ok thats it.. i want to eat someones arm!
Ivan says:
I feel like pork!
Ivan says:
Not that i feel like pork ("oh, i'm fat and pink"), i actually feel like consuming it
tony says:
anyway good film.. sad film... humans suck.. but 100% accurate.. and i would like to know where i'd stand if this really happened
tony says:
so 7.5/10 for me!
Ivan says:
The film was well made, evoked emotions (it even made tony run to the bathroom), and I loved wikus's accent!
Ivan says:
7.75 for me!
Alex says:
Same, I can't wait to see district 10
tony says:
how u think district 10 would play out: district 10 :the rescue? or district 10: the retribution?
Alex says:
when prawns fight back
Ivan says:
You both know me, and i'm a sucker for retribution. Bring the pain!

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: the kid prawn
Tony's Pick: wikus
Ivan's Pick: wikus

Line of the Movie:
Al: "can you slow down with the clicks and repeat that? it sounded like you said three years"
Tony: " i want to eat your arm and be like you"
Ivan: "get your fokkin tentacle out of my face"