Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li

tony says:
ok before we start the review of this simply devine and majestic film... we'd like to give a special thanks and props to shellie aka shells for promoting the site and even going as far as saying that it was her favourite movie review site... on the other hand we would like to apologize to those who actually believed her. that being said..
tony says:
al although i have no idea where to even begin with this film.. will you allow me the honours to start?
Aloe says:
it would be better to get the 'good' stuff outta way
tony says:
ok well let me just start off by saying.. at first i was pissed off that they would give a character so crappy in the video game that they later had to give her a fireball, her own movie... but i must say i am glad that they didnt put Ryu or ken in this heaping pile of turd...
Aloe says:
Chunli is still a Street Fighter Icon, she doesn't suck.
as for the movie, Moon Bloodgood is a goddess and Bison had a few (2) good scenes
tony says:
for me the only good thing about this movie was that it made me want to play street fighter again and kick the ever loving snot out of chun li, gen, and anyone else unfortunate enough to be in here... the film also made my life flash before my eyes.. this may be due to the fact that i was looking for any way to kill myself in a theatre
tony says:
ok now the bad.. and lets just put aside the fact that they couldnt find a chinese actress to play chun-li... and lets put aside the historical gaming inaccuracies, like making chun-li from hong kong..
tony says:
where do we begin?
Aloe says:
hurling yourself over the ramp wall would've knocked you pretty good
tony says:
only if it gave me a concussion and/or amnesia so i could forget all that i saw...
Aloe says:
this scarring is deep, theres no going away, the movie is made by kids for retards.
I feel dumber having witnessed such a movie. Uwe Boll deserves oscars for script, directing, and film of severl years after watching this.
tony says:
i agree.. i mean kristen kreuk has gone too far.. it wasnt enough for her to ruin lana lang? now shes got to ruin a video game legend... i'd like to say this reminded me of a bad television episode of something.. but tv is never this bad... i say we implement a kristen kreuk counter.. for every character she ruins.. or every day that goes by without her ruining a character.. what say you?
tony says:
i mean i've seriously seen better acting in infomercials
Aloe says:
I'm at a loss for words for how terrible this film is. Dialogue is absolutely atrocious, nothing makes sense, lets just throw fireballs around and not question it, I mean, we're street fighters. The ability to summon fireballs is natural in all of us. Lets throw a few.
tony says:
i would've seriously rather watch 3 hours of any pinhead playing any of the street fighter video games then watch this... i mean we could go on and on... but lets give something out of ten... personally i dont think it is possible to give a zero so im giving this film 0.5 /10
Aloe says:
woah woah woah
Aloe says:
I'm not done
tony says:
hahahah go ahead
Aloe says:
I lost my burning wreckage of a thought for what I wanted to say now
Aloe says:
but this film is just absolutely terrible, and in our long history of watching shit films, this one takes top top honours. Its so shit, I don't wish this on anyone.
tony says:
i agree.. i mean we've suffered through date movie, epic movie, and even little man.. and this is the worst film i have ever seen in the theatre.. if not ever. ashdashdjkasd.. thats how mad i am! HULK SMASH
Aloe says:
it makes me question my continued patronage of AMC and Hollywood in general. For a film that makes Uwe look good, we sound pretty intellectual
tony says:
so out of ten?
Aloe says:
0.5 is a little harsh? I would give it 2-3
tony says:
you cant be serious... after all that you said how can you give it a 3?!?!? i feel like i want to kick you
Aloe says:
spinning bird kick me?
tony says:
dont remind me of that kicking scene.. i wish i can describe it.. but i need to mentally block that out.. or else i will really lose it
Aloe says:
I believe there are worse out there
Aloe says:
we will never see it, but a 0 is just a failure of a film, this comes close....but for effort, and the two redeeming qualities of the film. 2.5-3
Aloe says:
***Effective Immediately: While 2009 continues and after watching this feces of a film, all other reviews by RSR gets an automatic +2 to their star rating.
tony says:
i agree that's more like it! bottom line i never thought i would ever in my entire life say that any sequel of the street fighter franchise would be worse than the original.. but that's what im saying..
tony says:
i would like to point out.. that al lost the oscar pool so he had to pay for this movie for both of us.. which means he essentially paid to see this twice.. if i were you man.. i'd seriously consider hypnosis so i could forget all of that...
Aloe says:
frak the oscars
Aloe says:
maison de petit bullshit cost me


KRISTEN KREUK COUNTER

1-DAY(S) WITHOUT COMPLETELY RUINING A CHARACTER