Bangkok Dangerous

Aloe says:
BHAAANG KOK DADADADANGEROUS!
tony says:
with the one and only nic cage! AKA the coif!
Aloe says:
I noticed his hair made it at the end of the credits
tony says:
oh for sure... if nic cage ever got nominated for an oscar again.. his coif would be the lead... he'd only be supporting
Aloe says:
given that the film is a remake of an asian film, it makes sense that the pace of the film is slightly off, giving more than apt screen time for the coif to be noticed
tony says:
i must admit i couldnt concentrate fully on this film... i am still feeling the after effects of street fighter... so for the most part, since the film does take place in bangkok all i kept thinking about is sagat doing tiger uppercuts and tiger knees.. and how cool it would look
Aloe says:
"oooooahhhhh oooooo ahhhhhh" "YOU LOSE!"
Aloe says:
there was that Adon scene
tony says:
very true! but other than that and the coif.. i couldnt really see much of anything in the film
Aloe says:
I saw nudity...though I'm still not convinced those are actual women....its Bangkok after all. ITS A TRAP!
tony says:
thats just wrong!
Aloe says:
but the sad truth
tony says:
i'll give this one a 5 out of 10
Aloe says:
Same, 5/10. Although if they digitally replaced Nic with just a floating, walking, killing, talking coif, it might change my rating to 6/10
tony says:
in tribute to the coif, akon and the movie title we've actually came up with a song for this film
tony says:
and it goes something like this...
tony says:
nick i can notice but to, notice your coif, noticing me, from across the screen i can see it and can't stop myself from looking and noticing it, noticing me
tony says:
al take it away
Aloe says:
Watch out I've seen his films before!
DAT COIF IS SO DANGEROUS!
DAT COIF IS SO DANGEROUS!
Nic cage is a bhad mon, I've seen his films before!!!!
tony says:
BANGKOK DANGEROOOOUS

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