Sunday, August 15, 2010

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World














Alex says:
so I didn't really enjoy scott pilgrim vs the world
Alex says:
am I getting old?
Ivan says:
that's a curveball
tony says:
not old
tony says:
we're the same age
tony says:
so you're getting retarded
Alex says:
I dunno, the movie is kinda retarded
Alex says:
yeah, I went there
Ivan says:
Elaborate
tony says:
al i want to remind you
tony says:
you thought hot tub time machine was awesome
Ivan says:
Ouch!
tony says:
so im sorry if this movie wasnt as deep as hot tub
tony says:
but it certainly was way less retarded
Ivan says:
yeah, how deep was hot tub, 40 cm?
Ivan says:
zing!
Alex says:
what is this tran-altanticocean shit?
Alex says:
while I'm sure old me would be like, awesome, some kid thats in a band likes this hot girl and he fights these guys that are all videogame-esque and theres random stuff happening and its in toronto...I didn't get what the hype was
tony says:
let me quote something
tony says:
"Alex says:
while I'm sure old me would be like, awesome, some kid thats in a band likes this hot girl and he fights these guys that are all videogame-esque and theres random stuff happening and its in toronto...I didn't get what the hype was"
tony says:
dude you missed all the awesome things about the movie
tony says:
ivan please help me
Alex says:
like what?
Ivan says:
humor
Ivan says:
it made me laugh, on more than one occassion
Ivan says:
it made me forget about the 7kg book i've been reading the past week
tony says:
the seinfeld spoof!!, the pee bar, the 1 up, the video game references
Alex says:
it was funny, it wasn't lol funny, and wtf is with the seinfeld parody in the middle of the film?
Alex says:
thats just weird and random
tony says:
see you're a hypocrite
Alex says:
so random is funny now?
tony says:
'cause weird and random was why you liked the crank films
Ivan says:
they made no sense!
Ivan says:
but we loved them
Ivan says:
the double standard lives!
tony says:
you just hate it cause i loved it so much
Alex says:
crank films was different, it was action, he needed to get help, fine I can live with that
tony says:
vegan super powers!
tony says:
epic head butt! what more do you want?
Alex says:
I enjoyed the vegan part, but the rest was meh
Alex says:
the tag line was epic movie of epic epicness
Ivan says:
Perhaps Al was distracted while watching the movie
tony says:
yes perhaps he was
tony says:
i mean if you didnt like the film cause michael cera was in it
tony says:
thats one thing
tony says:
and i'd understand that
Alex says:
yeah, I didn't even mention that Cera douche
Alex says:
now Schwartzman
Alex says:
... just kidding
tony says:
sigh
tony says:
i give up
tony says:
i never thought some one who liked video games as much as you did could not enjoy this film
Ivan says:
It seems it's time to move on to the expendables
Ivan says:
I'm sorry to disappoint all of our loyal readers
Ivan says:
sorry, Bird
tony says:
im not ready to move on yet
Alex says:
yeah, I could just go play video games then, why would I watch a film about it
tony says:
that doesnt even make sense
Alex says:
if it was a throwback or nostalgia, then it came too late
tony says:
once again
tony says:
hot tub time machine
tony says:
you're a living paradox
Alex says:
says the guy that doesn't like a polley film
Alex says:
OH WAT!
Alex says:
you've changed man
tony says:
tahts totally different
Alex says:
you've changed
Alex says:
tsk tsk
Alex says:
changed
tony says:
read the review!
tony says:
i didnt say i didnt like her
Alex says:
the reviews are a cover up
tony says:
whatever man
Alex says:
I'm whistle blowing
Alex says:
changed
Alex says:
mmmm nmmm
Alex says:
I'm waving my finger right now
tony says:
you're a cretin... i'm coming very close to beating you to a bloody pulp
Alex says:
I've got vegan powers
Ivan says:
You can't use that joke!
tony says:
agreed
Alex says:
oh so now I can't like it?
Alex says:
trans-altanticoceanic-crosscontinental
tony says:
i dont get you man
tony says:
anyway
tony says:
the film is great... its a bit fast paced.. and if you're older i can see how it would be annoying
tony says:
and the comic is way better
tony says:
and i didnt even mention how awesome ramona and kim were
tony says:
so ignore al and go see the film
Ivan says:
I enjoyed the movie and would watch again.
Ivan says:
The pace was perfect for hyperactive me
Ivan says:
Go watch it!
tony says:
there really is just too many things to mention on how different and unique the film was so i wont bore ppl with it
tony says:
but basically if you ever played mortal kombat or any other video games... then you SHOULD love it
tony says:
if you were dropped several times as a child.. and dont understand the concept of a cult film of this nature (al) then its not for you
Ivan says:
Please Don't let "eat,pray, poop" top it on the charts!
tony says:
9/10 for me.. 1/10 for al
Alex says:
the film just came out, it can't have cult status
Ivan says:
8/10 for me.
Alex says:
6.5/10 for me!
Alex says:
I would buy that Clash of the Demonheads album
tony says:
and the seinfeld spoof was awesome.. and you know it... you just never understood seinfeld anyway.. i guess that goes with being dropped as a child too
tony says:
you WOULD too
tony says:
envy adams lover!
Alex says:
er, her name is Natalie
tony says:
i'll natalie your face


The Chelios Award
Al's Pick:
the League of Evil Exes
Tony's Pick: knives chau
Ivan: Knives

Line of the Movie:
Al:
"yeah I hit girls, I'm vegan!"
Tony: "scott you are the scum of the earth"
Ivan: "if your life had a face, I would punch it"


Ivan says:
two kim lines!
Ivan says:
ftw
tony says:
hahahaha al you picked the league?!
tony says:
thoughts ivan?
Ivan says:
self explanatory
Alex says:
cuz they have to work together and set aside their differences, thats heart
tony says:
differenceS?!?!
Ivan says:
but they didn't work together!
tony says:
they are united by their common quality!
Ivan says:
he fought all but the twins, SOLO!
tony says:
did you watch the film?
Ivan says:
told you he was distracted!
tony says:
al you were definitely too distracted
Alex says:
I want my own league of evil exes
tony says:
you're scumbag status pretty much guarantees that you will have one
tony says:
ZING
tony says:
your*
Alex says:
don't talk to me about grammar!
Alex says:
chuckle
tony says:
ok that was pretty good

5 comments:

  1. Ivan says:
    I'm sorry to disappoint all of our loyal readers
    Ivan says:
    sorry, Bird

    Um excuse me? I'm not considered a loyal reader?

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  2. hehehehe of course you are! he's been overseas too long! :)

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  3. I wasn't excited to see this film, but was glad I did. I did enjoy all the nerd/geek references, but could see how it could have been a bit much for some. Good review though. 7/10 for me I guess.

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  4. LOL

    Al sucks. That is al. [pronounced ALL]

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