Piranhas 3D

tony says:
this is one of the few times ever.. where i honestly felt tremendous shame coming out of a movie
Ivan says:
i didn't say anything, but aroud halfway through i thought "we should just get up and leave"
Ivan says:
first time in my life i've thought that
Ivan says:
school not included of course
tony says:
i woulda left for sure
Alex says:
oh please, its a modern day grindhouse film, 50 years from now, the Tarantino of their time would be recreating what Piranhas 3D has done
tony says:
look i'm not retarded, it's piranhas 3D i get it.. i wasnt expecting citizen effing kane but al are you like the simon cowell of railing seats? do you have to go against everything we say? 'cause i know you couldnt have liked that film!
Ivan says:
I was quite surprised by the amount of positive reviews on RT
Ivan says:
/sigh
Ivan says:
such is life
Alex says:
this film has found what 3D cinema should be, blood and boobs
tony says:
it was an exploitation film!
Alex says:
film was everything it set out to be, it didn't hold anything back or pretend it was anything more, pure blood and guts, boobs, they even got a pornstar to be in the film
Ivan says:
I'd feel even worse if I was in my 30s watching this with all the kids sitting up front
Alex says:
it may not be a blockbuster, but its what summer grindhouse movie should encompass
Ivan says:
a lame one
tony says:
the film was nothing like it was shown to be
tony says:
look at the trailer
Alex says:
tell me what you were expecting, cuz I got everything I wanted and a sapphic underwater 3d boob experience
Alex says:
were you expecting a centre of the earth with Brandon Fraser 3d movie?
tony says:
i was expecting like a deep blue sea, or at the very least an anaconda-esque film
Alex says:
and wasn't? + gore and nudity?
tony says:
you cant compare the gore
Ivan says:
i get what you're saying tony
Ivan says:
it felt like a b-movie
tony says:
Al have you gone completely mental?
Alex says:
unless you were expecting plot and a scientific explantion on how the 2million year old piranhas survived?
Ivan says:
of course not, that's just ridiculous
tony says:
if you're idea of gore has to be THAT severe then you're eli roth incarnate
tony says:
have you seen deep blue sea?
tony says:
it was retarded
tony says:
but it wasnt exploitation in 3D
Ivan says:
and the 3D wasn't even 3D
Ivan says:
that's also bs
Ivan says:
the movie is called "piranha 3d" and it's another post production PoS 3d movie
tony says:
agreed
Alex says:
so what you're saying is, this film was too over the top for you?
tony says:
it was stupid
tony says:
and too way over the top yes
Alex says:
thats all you had to say, whats with the personal attacks?
Ivan says:
lol what personal attacks?
Alex says:
I was likened to simon cowell
Ivan says:
that was weeks ago!
tony says:
hahahaha
Alex says:
I don't appreciate that
Alex says:
but he knows his american idols
Ivan says:
I'm sure Tony's very apologetic and sorry, but moving on
Ivan says:
could you believe this movie feature mermaids?
Ivan says:
that was awesome!
Ivan says:
oh nevermind, those two twats only had mermaid-like breath-holding capabilities
Ivan says:
wtf was that about?
tony says:
yes those girls could hold their breaths forever
tony says:
and i found it impressive as well that the pirahanas had selective killing
Ivan says:
lol yeah
Alex says:
they were full on that other guy that they tossed in as bait
tony says:
al i was talking about when jerry o'connel and that blond girl fell in the water.. why didnt they attack jerry at all?
Alex says:
if I was a piranha, I too would go after the blonde
Ivan says:
so they could use him later as bait!
Ivan says:
duh, the piranhas also read the script, Tony
tony says:
HAHAHA they must have
tony says:
basically watching this movie was like seeing a girls gone wild video directed by eli roth
tony says:
thats the best summary i can give
Ivan says:
it's quite accurate
Alex says:
which I enjoyed
Alex says:
immensely
Ivan says:
Al, you have a lifetime membership to GGW
Ivan says:
so you're quite biased
Alex says:
I enjoyed my piranha exploitation film, years from now...this film will be lost in time, save for those film 'dvds' that are saved and someone somewhere would have uploaded online (or whatever the equilavent is in the future) for all to enjoy again
Alex says:
"few"
tony says:
and al i'm not gonna bash you anymore.. your review speaks for itself
tony says:
i do want to talk about the one thing about the movie i did like tho
tony says:
and that's christopher lloyd
tony says:
he was great.. and his rants were epic
Ivan says:
Yes! He was fantastic. But then again, when isn't he fantastic?
Ivan says:
omg, incredible rants!
Ivan says:
He's still got it after all these years
tony says:
agreed
tony says:
i'm just surprised there was richard dreyfuss in this film and oscar winner elizabeth shue
tony says:
but i have nothing else to say.. terrible film
tony says:
i'm too old for this crap
Alex says:
great film! would recommend, if to guys only
Ivan says:
I was wating for Lloyd to say "roads?where we're going we don't need roads!" and then "Marty!"
tony says:
oh man if he woulda said that.. it would've been because he was senile
Ivan says:
And ving rhames? how the mighty have fallen!
Ivan says:
He was never "good" but still, he's done
tony says:
OH i did forget about ving rhames
tony says:
he's always at least tolerable though
tony says:
3/10 for me
Ivan says:
4/10 becuase i got a kick-ass pair of new glasses!
Ivan says:
but then -0.5 for the salty popcorn
Alex says:
8 >}}}}})'> / 10
Alex says:
thats a fish there...so 8 fishes /10
Ivan says:
oh wait, nvm. i change mine
Ivan says:
2/10 for piranhas 2D becuase that's what it really was
Ivan says:
LIARS!
Ivan says:
make a proper 3D movie you lazy sacks of crap


The Chelios Award
Al's Pick: Jerry o'connell's character, cuz even in death, he cared about one thing
Tony's Pick: ving rhames
Ivan: christopher lloyd

Line of the Movie:
Al: " these piranhas have not been seen on earth in 2 million years!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111onee111.1!!!!"
Tony:"THEY ARE KILLERS, BUT THEY ARE STILL FISH!"
Ivan: " the piranha hunts in packs. the first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack."


tony says:
easily the worst film i seen this year.. watch dead snow for a proper way at making these type of films.. eli roth must be stopped
Ivan says:
AL you can't pick a Lloyd line
Ivan says:
pick somethig worse please!!
tony says:
and al how can you like a film so raunchy it had a floating penis to get laughs?
tony says:
i just need to ask that
Ivan says:
a floating, mangled,mutilated one
tony says:
answer that for us al
Alex says:
I didn't laugh, but it was what it was, and it did a damn good job of it
tony says:
bravo al
tony says:
bravo