Iron Man 2

A review we wanted to write when the movie first came out, but never had time to. Here it is, late and lame. Enjoy.

Alex says:
I want to model my life like Tony Stark
tony says:
and i saw this movie before, when it was called iron man 1
tony says:
and what they gaind in having don cheadle.. they lost by having a WAY dumber version of gwyneth paltrow
tony says:
RDJ is awesome.. and i have no beef with tony starks character
Ivan says:
Downey always brings it
Ivan says:
he was born to play T stark
Alex says:
(expletive) pls, ScarJo?! c'mon
Ivan says:
she's the WORST heroine ever!
Ivan says:
gimme a break
Alex says:
she could stand there and be awesome
tony says:
i didnt even remember she was in the film
Alex says:
leather cat suit? *shudder
tony says:
they coulda used more mickey rourke too
tony says:
he stole every scene
Alex says:
I got my rourke fill in expendables
Ivan says:
Even there his role was limited
tony says:
scarjo had some cool fight scenes im not gonna discredit that.. but she sucked otherwise
Ivan says:
her fight scenes were the most action packed
tony says:
he probably cant work too long on any movie
tony says:
its in his contract
Alex says:
they'd have to plug him back on whatever juice hes running on
Ivan says:
LOL
tony says:
mickey did the rolento super move from alpha 2
tony says:
"hip HIP!"
tony says:
what did u guys think about war machine?
Alex says:
well done, but need more fire-powa
Alex says:
maybe a proton cannon
Ivan says:
I love warmachine
Ivan says:
always have loved that badass suit
tony says:
he did look pretty cool yeah
Ivan says:
I'm glad it wasn't terrance/torrance/whatever howard
tony says:
but guys i think i speak for us all when i say.. it has been a while since we watched this movie...
Ivan says:
it has
Alex says:
it was back in may, wasn't that long ago?
Ivan says:
but really, what happened?
Ivan says:
intro: mickey rourke's life has been ruined by Iron Man he must get revenge
Ivan says:
middle plotting and scheming
more plotting and scheming
Ivan says:
end: the most anti-climatic ending ever
Ivan says:
epic fight between rourke and IM/WM
tony says:
exactly!! and also i cannot give it a good review because the one thing that stands out in my mind is one particular ulcer-inducing scene.. ulcers of course being caused by H.PYLORI!
tony says:
this scene was when gwyneth paltrow stares in confusion at a iron man drone about to explode.. not realizing what it meant..
tony says:
you're the CEO of a weapons manufactuer! you're staring at a red blinking light thats beeping and going faster.. and you don;'t know its a bomb?!?!
tony says:
RUN YOU IDIOT!
Alex says:
shes new to the job
Alex says:
and distracted by scarjo
tony says:
a red blinking light that goes faster is a gd ARCHETYPE for danger
Ivan says:
it's the gold standard for imminent doom!
tony says:
ivan i agree completely about the anticlimatic too
tony says:
mickey like jeff bridges died way too easy
Ivan says:
I know what else you're going to agree about. Tony Stark discovering a NEW element, using a 30 year OLD architectural thingie
tony says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
tony says:
apparantely he's an alchemist
Ivan says:
he is!
Ivan says:
i like the way they built it up
tony says:
i think i blocked that part out
Ivan says:
they did a montage and everything. him struggling to come up with new crap
Ivan says:
then BAAM
Ivan says:
i've got it!
Ivan says:
it's been there all along!
tony says:
hahaa
Ivan says:
morons
Alex says:
hes Tony Stark, he can make a new element outta anything?!
Alex says:
in a CAVE!
tony says:
equally as rediculous al
tony says:
anyway.. it was fun at times.. 6.5/10 for me
Ivan says:
I'll give it a 7
Alex says:
I enjoyed the buildup to the Avengers, no where near as fun as the first Iron Man, 7/10
tony says:
wow we agree for once!


The Chelios Award
Al's Pick: Blaaaaackkkk Widooowww... mmmmm mmmm good
Tony's Pick: Ayron-Men for wanting world peace
Ivan: christopher lloyd

Line of the Movie:
Al: " Take his bird, pillows; take those....his shoes! Take his Shoes!"
Tony: "i want one!"
Ivan: Rourke, in his russian accent: we must kill the Ayron-Men