Sunday, March 14, 2010

Crazy Heart














Shellie says:
first off, i just want to say i think i have lung cancer AND liver failure after seeing that movie.
tony says:
there was enough whiskey consumption to make it a western
Shellie says:
that's as close to a western as I'm gonna get, so lets just say it was.
Shellie says:
what did you think of jean?
tony says:
i thought she was wonderful.. didnt really believe that she would fall for jeff bridges.. but maggie gylenhal will always be the person to replace katie holmes in batman.. so she can do no wrong
Shellie says:
you thought that evil woman was wonderful?!
tony says:
how was she evil?!
Shellie says:
she knew bad was a drunk...and she just leaves her son with him because she's *gasp* TIRED???
tony says:
she trusted him!
tony says:
trusted!
Shellie says:
she shouldn't have!
Shellie says:
you don't leave your kid with an alcoholic! i think that's somewhere in the 10 commandments even!
tony says:
you dont understand country singers, they have a certain irresistible charm about them
tony says:
she was under his spell
Shellie says:
are you saying you understand the charm of male country singers better than me? tee hee hee
tony says:
um lets move on
tony says:
so i just wanted to say i acutally seen this movie twice
tony says:
once when it was crazy heart
tony says:
and once when it was called the wrestler
tony says:
almos EXACT same story lines
Shellie says:
enlighten me on the wrestler...do male wrestlers also have said charm?
Shellie says:
I'm imdb'ing now.
tony says:
male wrestlers have an even more powerful charm
Shellie says:
you disgust me.
Shellie says:
would you say the wrestler is a must see?
tony says:
now that you've seen crazy heart you actually have seen the wrestler
Shellie says:
oh well that just saved me 2 hours of my life.
tony says:
replace alcholic washed up country star with washed up wrestler
tony says:
replace maggie gylenhal with marisa tomei
tony says:
replace one last kick ass concer with one last kick ass wrestling match
tony says:
replace son with daughter
tony says:
done
Shellie says:
I'd much rather see Jeff Bridges with Mickey Rourke. Marisa vs Maggie is questionable.
tony says:
jeff bridges with micky rourke?!?
tony says:
like mickey is jeffs love interest? NOW who's blinded by the charm?
Shellie says:
jeff bridges THAN mickey rourke. typo!
Shellie says:
Hmmm...that probably wouldnt be any less disgusting than the actual love scene is this movie.
tony says:
now i know u dont like collin farrel but how did you feel about him in here?
Shellie says:
disgusted. ashamed. revolted. horrified.
tony says:
why?!?!
Shellie says:
i thought that was horrible casting.
tony says:
he was a class act!
tony says:
his character i mean!
Shellie says:
he was totally unbelievable as a country singer!
tony says:
he did his own singing!!!
Shellie says:
and he had a ponytail!
Shellie says:
okay...i give him props for the singing. but that doesnt cancel out the ponytail.
tony says:
yes that was quite offensive
Shellie says:
I had to avert my eyes at times.
tony says:
oh sorry another comparison between the wrestler and crazy hear, replace bruce springsteen with ryan bingham
Shellie says:
But let's be serious now...this truly was an amazing movie. And I cried a lot. And Jeff Bridges did a phenomenal job.
Shellie says:
Bruce Springsteen is a pedophile!
Shellie says:
***EDIT THAT OUT, I DONT WANT ANGRY LETTERS*** NOTE: Listen to "I'm on Fire"
tony says:
YOU LEAVE THE BOSS ALONE!
tony says:
it really was good.. and he DID deserve the oscar. but i feel the best thing about this movie was the music, and that it introduced me to ryan bingham
tony says:
i already have cowboy boots coming from ebay, im just looking for some spurs and a hat
Shellie says:
I almost clapped after every performance. I had to stop myself. I'm not even kidding.
Shellie says:
Tony! You'd make a great cowboy!
Shellie says:
*cough cough*
tony says:
HAHA i'll rock the ponytail and then you'll see
tony says:
what did you think of the ending? without giving anything away
Shellie says:
Oh boy...this is going to be hard without giving it away. Depressing? Not what I expected for sure.
Shellie says:
I threw the rest of my popcorn at the screen
tony says:
haha you did?!
tony says:
i thought it wasnt depressing enough!
Shellie says:
Yeah, the theater broke into a full scale riot. You're sadistic Tony! It doesnt get much more depressing than that!
tony says:
HE'S A BETTER MAN!
tony says:
in the wrestler mickey dies!!
tony says:
i mean um
Shellie says:
oh nice.
Shellie says:
or are you just throwing the readers off by saying that?!
Shellie says:
now everyone must go see this classic to see how it ends!
tony says:
who knows? but my point is jeff was looking good at the end of the movie no?
Shellie says:
Well he didn't have yellow bile dripping from his beard, so that was definitely a step up.
tony says:
ok so i;m gonna give it a 7/10 good film
Shellie says:
that's it?
Shellie says:
8.5/10 for me
tony says:
7 is high!
Shellie says:
i would have given it a 9 if tommy didn't have a ponytail
tony says:
ok ok 7.5/10
Shellie says:
better!



The Chelios Heart Award
Shellie's Pick:
buddy for putting up with Bad's breath
Tony's Pick: jeff bridges

Line of the Movie:
Shellie:
"Did the salesman threaten to shoot your dog?"
Tony:
"DONT TOUCH ME!"

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