Alice in Wonderland

Alex says:
I think Alice in Underland was epic fail, didn't live up to hype
Alex says:
Burton is hit then miss then hit and miss
Alex says:
you know she wasn't going to be in any danger, so its not believable
tony says:
yeah it was kinda boring
tony says:
but dont you think it sent an excellent message to female teens ?
Alex says:
what message, believe in 6 impossible things before breakfast?
Alex says:
I'd marry Hamish, and take his moneh, thats what I'll get out of it if I was a teenaged girl
Alex says:
MANEATER!
Alex says:
1month cooldown
tony says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
tony says:
al i had lots to say about this film, but you just completely obliterated all my thoughts with your epic words
tony says:
BUT
tony says:
i did love the creatures
tony says:
especially the frogs
tony says:
and BONHAM CARTER WAS EXCELLENT as the red queen
Alex says:
yes she was, it was her cwown
Alex says:
tweedles were kinda dissappointing, chershire was done well, and the castles and the guards, the actual human characters were boring
tony says:
did you like the white queen?
tony says:
cause she was sooo annoying
Alex says:
hathaway is hawt no matter the film
tony says:
but why did she have to stand like a rtard?
tony says:
answer that
Alex says:
cuz shes the white queen
Alex says:
she floats
tony says:
dumb
Alex says:
and glides
tony says:
moronic
Alex says:
your face
tony says:
bonham carter is hotter anyway
Alex says:
gwoss
tony says:
hahah 'gwoss'.
tony says:
the whole movie looked choppy
tony says:
crispin glover always looked photoshopped
Alex says:
OFF WITH HER HEAD
Alex says:
I'd not recommend this film, not even for the effects
tony says:
do u think the red queen likes the yeah yeah yeahs?
Alex says:
yeah I can see that
Alex says:
go watch the original disney version
Alex says:
or go watch Oz
tony says:
not even for depp?
tony says:
depp is always good
tony says:
but he wasnt in the film long enough
Alex says:
nope, this is just small time stuff for depp
Alex says:
he probably acts like this on his day off
tony says:
HAHAHA
tony says:
ok i'm gonna give it 6/10 for the 6 impossibles
Alex says:
5.5/10 for me, this is a burton fail in my books
tony says:
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: the Dog
Tony's Pick: mad hatter

Line of the Movie:
Al: "I need a pig here, a warm pig"
Tony: "SPOON!"

tony says:
oh good one the dog is heart!
tony says:
how many times did he run between the castles?
Alex says:
4
Alex says:
and once was non stop