2012

tony says:
ok guys
Ivan says:
F U AL
Ivan says:
wtf have you been!?
Alex says:
F U too!
Ivan says:
been too long!
Alex says:
where've you been?!
Ivan says:
yeah, i said it
Alex says:
sheeeeet
tony says:
ok ok enough with the small talk. i thought that maybe we could last the whole year with having street fighter be the worst film i saw.. but i was wrong
Ivan says:
i've been around!
Ivan says:
1 more month until DEXTERTHON
tony says:
indeed!
tony says:
john cusack is immortal
Ivan says:
Oh snap! I'm still waiting to watch Legend of Chun-Li
Ivan says:
John Cusack the Immortal
Alex says:
dexter thon is the sheeeet
Ivan says:
he got his title a while ago
Ivan says:
John Cusak the Undying
tony says:
john cusack the god
tony says:
this movie is retarded
Alex says:
Cusack saves humanity
Ivan says:
All by his lonesome!
tony says:
would you want to live in that world?
Alex says:
the new bible will be based on cusack, in the 2012 world
tony says:
more films like this, and i'm gonna start wishing the mayans are right
Ivan says:
Did you pre-order yours on Amazon? You receive a coaster if you do!
Ivan says:
I like how his kids hate him, then they love him, and his wife also hates him, but then she also loves him.
Alex says:
cuz he saves lives
tony says:
i like how he cant die
tony says:
JOHN CUSACK!
Ivan says:
And he hates his wife's boyfriend, but then he grows to love him before he is eaten by the gears
Alex says:
kids and wife should've died in a firery fireball
tony says:
i hate how the true hero, sasha, dies a villains death
tony says:
f that
Ivan says:
yeah!
Alex says:
sasha is a douche
Ivan says:
wtf, he was my favorite guy
tony says:
i hate how i watched this film
tony says:
i hate all of humanity
Ivan says:
me too!
Ivan says:
but the popcorn was good. ask Dunja
tony says:
oh u guys ate stuff?
Alex says:
I like how I liked this film and I got to watch Tony squirm with hate for the movie...thats 2 joys...2
tony says:
u didnt vomit at the intergalactic stupidness of the film?
tony says:
f u al
Alex says:
2!!
tony says:
seriously i wanted to be in those volcanoes
Alex says:
(' ' )v thats me holding up a v for 2 joys
Alex says:
2!!!
Ivan says:
I like how Danny Glover made the ultimate sacrifice. I also like how we think we're so important that the world will end, and we will make boats so that we survive!
Alex says:
those weren't boats, they were battelstars
tony says:
danny glover survives
tony says:
i dont care
Ivan says:
I agree, if anyone should have been a hero, it was him
Alex says:
they crash through and can pulverise mountains
Alex says:
if you stayed after the credits, they were going to blast off into space
tony says:
THE WORLD IS ENDING! WE ARE ALL ON A EFFIN ARK/BATTLESTAR!!! WHAT IM GONNA DO IS ASK YOU OUT ON A DATE!
tony says:
DAMN! SLIT MY THROAT NOW
Ivan says:
Did you know John Cusak can drive on any terrain or earth shattering earthquake?
tony says:
JOHN CUSACK!
tony says:
JOHN CUSACK!
tony says:
JOHN CUSACK!
Alex says:
he has tactical driving tree mastered
Ivan says:
I hope John Cusack is eaten by a hungry gypsy
tony says:
JOHN CUSACK CREATED GYPSIES!
tony says:
AND WHAT JOHN CUSACK CREATES, JOHN CUSACK CAN DESTROY!
Ivan says:
Hey guys, do you like how everyone falls in love with John Cusack in this movie?
tony says:
JOHN CUSACK IS LOVE!
Alex says:
I think his son is secretly plotting Cusack's demise after he left Gordon to the grind
Alex says:
but Cusack already knew this
Ivan says:
John Cusack is the essence of life
tony says:
HE KNOWS ALL!
tony says:
OMG I HATE THIS FILM
tony says:
HATE
tony says:
HATE
tony says:
HATE
Alex says:
I think its moving up to 3 joys
Ivan says:
I loathe it! With every protein and proteoglycan in my body!
tony says:
i'm chinese.. im gonna build an ark
Ivan says:
ROFL
tony says:
and you guys can't come
Ivan says:
but then you will let us in at the last minute
tony says:
yes because this is not how we start humanity
Ivan says:
Humanity sucks!
Ivan says:
so does Derakin
Alex says:
I'll build my own freaking ark
tony says:
i'm not racist.. but man i think i'm starting to HATE the mayans
tony says:
JOHN CUSACK!
Alex says:
leave the mayans alone
tony says:
they didnt leave me alone!
Ivan says:
I think the mayans have been completely misinterpreted
Alex says:
all they did was make a calendar
tony says:
they are indirectly to blame for this horror of a film
Ivan says:
so is Noah
tony says:
HAHAHAHAHA
Ivan says:
i'll give you 2 of my fists in your face!
Ivan says:
put that on your boat
tony says:
ok whatever i gave chun li movie.. i give this peice of shit .5 less
tony says:
done
tony says:
lets never speak of this again
tony says:
JOHN CUSACK
Alex says:
6/10!
tony says:
SHUT UP MAN
Ivan says:
F U AL
Alex says:
bring it!
Alex says:
movie is awesome!
tony says:
YOU ARE NOT INVITED TO DEXTER THON
Ivan says:
2/10
Alex says:
gonna start my own cusack thon
Ivan says:
popcorn was good

The Chelios Award
Al's Pick: the dog, cuz he fn made it!
Tony's Pick: woody
Ivan: woody

Line of the Movie:
Al: "its beautiful!"
Tony: i refuse to acknowledge a line that was good in a film that had no good lines
Ivan: "F U cusack" i'm sure someone said it