Knowing

tony says:
al remember on the old comic view on BET there was this comic that said that he knew a gangster so smooth that he'd say hi to him and 10 mins later he'd realize, "hey that fool stabbed me"?
Aloe says:
yes
tony says:
well i realized 10 mins after walking out of that theatre, "hey that movie stole my money!"
tony says:
nic cage is that smooth!
Aloe says:
what is this? railing seat standup?
tony says:
it's true though!
tony says:
i thought i was gonna go watch a nic cage film.. but he didnt even have his coif anymore.. I DON'T LIKE THAT!!!
tony says:
got me off to a bad start right off the bat
Aloe says:
maybe I'll realize a few months from now, but from the string of shit movies we've seen, Knowing felt like Dr. Ho's tasty smoothy...it cleared my intestines like it was a bullet train.
tony says:
OMG did we watch the same film?
Aloe says:
The Coif is that smooth
tony says:
he didnt have his coif tho!
Aloe says:
fine, the smaller, and more tamed coif.
tony says:
no such thing! come on man.. anytime aliens appear without the audience knowin it's an alien film is cause for HULK SMASH!
Aloe says:
maybe they're not aliens
Aloe says:
angels
Aloe says:
yes
Aloe says:
they had wings!
tony says:
oh stfu! the film is NOT that smart... and neither is nic cage! the fact that he played a M I T instructor made me want to punch my own throat with a popcan... thats like stephen hawking playing Radio
Aloe says:
I'd go to his lectures
tony says:
the douchebags phone in the theatre ringing to the tune of pa pa pa poker face didnt help any either
Aloe says:
the three diaster scenes were great, the ending of NY getting blown away was epic theatre diaster film making.
tony says:
the scenes did look good i'll give u that
Aloe says:
and that scene where the kids were at the end looked like a nice place to visit
Aloe says:
with the world tree
tony says:
it looked like Kansas!
tony says:
about the only thing good i can say about the film is that it didnt venture into any romantic sideplots, when it very well could of
Aloe says:
should've been billed as a diaster film, no pun intended
tony says:
oh and i'm sick of Zooey Deschanel wannabes! the girl that played nic cage's sister clearly is one... there is no OTHER zooey.. they should just put her in every film..
Aloe says:
katy perry is a zooey
tony says:
don't u say that.. don't u say that.. don't u ever say that!
tony says:
im getting too angry
tony says:
lets wrap this bastard up
tony says:
out of 10?
Aloe says:
5.8/10
Aloe says:
I know its good
Aloe says:
know
Aloe says:
UH HUHHHHNNNNN!~
tony says:
i'll give it a 3.. but the the decision to leave romance out puts it to 3.5
tony says:
and to nic cage.. please grow back everyones favourite character.. the coif

Heart aka the Rudy award:
Al's Pick: Nic Cage
Tony's Pick: Nic Cage

Line of the movie:
Al: "She's got a PH double D!"
Tony: "Someday you'll know what that means."