tony says:
review of the EARTH!!!!
Alex says:
I'd be more satisfied watching the nature channel
Alex says:
but on the big screen and James Earl Jones' voice...it makes up for it
tony says:
yeah i mean the cinematography was amazing, but they are always amazing in these nature shows
tony says:
the music however was not amazing, it was vexing
tony says:
i felt like i was in line at a theme park
Alex says:
freakin DISNEY!
Alex says:
I wanted to see animals get iced!
tony says:
well my major problem with it was the social aspect of it.. Disney should never try to make anyone feel guilty for not being green
tony says:
u know disney would build a disneyland in papua new guinea or anywhere else in the world if it could
Alex says:
I wouldn't go to that theme park
tony says:
but they would build it!
tony says:
another thing was that the timing was all off
tony says:
it was supposed to be a film where u follow several creatures for a year.. and it started out well with the polar bears
tony says:
but they didnt go back to the polar bears until 1 hr into the film
tony says:
i kept thinking about them and ignoring all the other animals
Alex says:
its called Earth, not Polar Bears
tony says:
then dont set up a story at all!
tony says:
just show random shots of the earth
Alex says:
wot story!? its about a bunch of animals looking for food and frakking
tony says:
it was a story of their journey.. what are you 8 years old?
Alex says:
they went to the shore to look for food...didn't find any...grew up, the end
Alex says:
that shark rocked you!
Alex says:
you flinched in your seat when he surfaced and crit that seal
tony says:
oh please.. i've seen every shark week on discovery channel since i was 6.. that was nothing.
Alex says:
So are we watching DisneyNature's Insects?
tony says:
oh hells no!
tony says:
the only good parts was the monkeys and maybe those freaky birds.. everything else i coulda seen on zaboomafoo for pete sakes.. it was like they had a bunch of nice clips they really wanted to use.. and forced a story line so they could use it... planet earth pwns this.
tony says:
i'll watch oceans tho
Alex says:
the only thing I got outta this film was a new found respect for nature and the ciiiirccccle...the circle of liiiife
Alex says:
going green, fug it
tony says:
so i'm gonna give this film a 5 out of 10.. the preachiness brought it down from a 6... and i dunno about that james earl jones.. he was THULSA DOOM.. he doesnt care about earth.. he was unbelievable in this role.. and disney should just stay with what they're good at... singing animals
Alex says:
5.5/10, only because it was disney-fied and dumbed down, wanted to see Deadliest Animals
Alex says:
see what I did there?
tony says:
hahahahaha! so you're just going literal green not figurative green?
Alex says:
brb making a straw hut
tony says:
bravo sir bravo
The Chelios Award
Al's Pick: the whales
Tony's Pick: pappa polar bear
Line of the Movie:
Al: "ROOOAAAR OOOOO AHH AHHH YIP YIP YIP CAW CAW!"
Tony: "grass is the unsung hero of the planet."
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