Dragonball: Evolution

tony says:
DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex says:
B B B B BAAAAALLLLSSSSS
Alex says:
of steel
tony says:
i think this movie owes street fighter some money for making them look like a pile of a regular dried up pieces of turd instead of a pile of hot fresh stinky bull crap...
Alex says:
comparing the two video game / anime / movie adaptaion, DBZ is miles ahead...but in the grand scheme of movie reviews its still a barrel of crap.
tony says:
i agree... the acting was grotesque at best.. (chow yun fat excluded).. and the story was pretty much non existent.. if u were in the theatre for the intro you know the whole plot...
Alex says:
nothing bad could be said of the "international superstar Chow Yun Fat"
tony says:
hes untouchable.. but at the same time i dont care that his character here can chuck fireballs, if the crouching tiger chow met the dbz chow... he'd absolutely over 9000 destroy his face..
tony says:
and rightly so
Alex says:
Green Destiny slices through Kamehameha
Alex says:
yeah I said it
tony says:
most def... the setting confused me too.. it went from a rich suburban the hills-esque place to mad max death valley in seconds..
Alex says:
I thought I was watching Journey to the Centre of the Earth 3D!!!!
as far as I know, one minute they were at most 20ft below ground digging for the dragon ball...they next they were at Mordor and climing up the side of Mt.Doom.
Alex says:
the balll Goku....the ball
tony says:
thats what i mean! i felt like i was watching a versions of lotr, harry potter, star wars, karate kid, and freakin gilmore girls all mixed into a smorgosboard of moron
tony says:
anything good to say?
Alex says:
Bulma (Emmy Rossum) is freaking HAWWWT. Screw Chichi, Goku should've got with that.
tony says:
i couldnt see past her wretched acting to see any hotness
Alex says:
Not much else can be said of the film, I'm not a fan. I may have only watched a combined 3hrs max of DBZ in my life.
Alex says:
Who needs acting when you're in leather, guns, low cut tops.
Alex says:
I feel like I've watched some Super WB Kids Saturday Morning Movie Special...the plot is simplistic, the sets and actions was all flash.
tony says:
i must say i dont know anything about the dbz lore either.. only thing i knew was that they yelled at each other a lot and it was like an animated WWE... also that whole over 9000 thing
tony says:
but i will say this... if i was 8 years old and mildly to severely concussed i woulda gone ape crap for this film.. its the type of film parents would show their kids with A.D.D to shut them up...
tony says:
out of 10?
Alex says:
4.6/10 for me...not totally crap, but sure smells similar. Bulma puts it up for me, and I agree, I can see this film getting a lot of run time as a TV special for special kids
tony says:
im gonna give it a 2.5... most of it due to the respect i have for chow yun fat.... i am curious what dave, who is a huge dbz fan thinks, he prolly felt the way i did when i realized that day light savings can also make u lose a hour!


The Rudy Award
Al's Pick: Master Roshi
Tony's Pick: Master Roshi

Line of the Movie:
Al: "Ssswwwooooooooooooooo......KAAAAAA..."
Tony: "to be myself as one i need to be two."