Gamer

tony says:
this movie sucked so bad. but we were so limited by what to watch this week. i don't even know where to begin
Alex says:
the back to school special, where all of hollywoods crap comes out during the months of september
tony says:
yep
Alex says:
It wasn't all bad, Gamer: a social commentary on the dystopian future that we're all destined to head for if our current generation are continually raised games such as L4D, Counter Strike, Call of Duty, and lets not forget Second Life. I FUCKING LOVE THOSE GAMES
Alex says:
cept second life, cuz that really is what Society is like, furries, fat doods and online cross dressers
tony says:
you and your social commentaries
tony says:
the only social commentary here.. is how the general public will watch any movie that studios put out
tony says:
i've seen this movie... it was called death race... and i'll probably see this movie again.. when its called surrogates
Alex says:
surrogates looks creepy, with their taunt and shiny faces
Alex says:
I'd play society tho! I thought Dexter did a good job being a douche
tony says:
but the thing is.. if u want to make a movie based on an idea from a movie before, you really should try to improve on it or at least make it the same.. they devolved so far from death race, FROM DEATH RACE, it was like The dark Knight to batman forever
dexter did do a good job i agree.. and so did LUDA
Alex says:
LUDA is like the poor man's andre 3000
tony says:
yeah but he was good in this film
Alex says:
oh, but Blanka! now he needs more roles
tony says:
once again agreed. he should be in every film, just to make the film have an asian! the action sequences.. what did u think?
Alex says:
too jittery with the camera, too many cuts, they could've exploited the first person cam instead
tony says:
i felt like i was watching a video game where the disc was scratched and could freeze at any minute.. maybe that was what they were going for.. but i've played video games that had this effect and it made me want to headbutt my tv.. first person cam is a definite no no! you remember doom?!
Alex says:
DOOM was awesome
Alex says:
and pissing into a car's fuel tank to run it on alcohol? c'omon? comon...
tony says:
i want to see that on mythbusters!
Alex says:
I don't think mythbusters would do this one, its beneath them
tony says:
i think we have to explain what he did more so our readers can see the full stupidity of the concept.. what this moron did was he drank at least 750 ml of vodka.. got to a car while ppl and helicopters were shooting at him.. vomitted in this cars fuel tank.. pissed in it.. and it started said vehicle. thats all u really need to know about the whole film really
Alex says:
I did not know cars run on vodka
Alex says:
I would've made my own batch of fuel/alcohol with potatoes in my own backyard and never have to pay for gas/liquor again
tony says:
well said!
tony says:
2.5 out of ten for me.. i cant freakin wait for zombieland! i cant take this much longer
Alex says:
I'd give it a 4.5/10, it did try to take on the whole gaming in the future thing, and it would've gone somewhere if it wasn't just retarded. Oh, lets not forget the teabagging move in the beginning.
tony says:
that part was golden.. ok i change it to 3/10

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: I'd guess it'll go to Kable for surviving that long and still keep his sanity
Tony's Pick: the girl with the dreadlocks

Line of the Movie:
Al: "look at this knife, and think about it going through your chest"
Tony: " he teabagged him!"