Dead Snow

tony says:
to quote a lyric from the band the scorpions, "HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!!" that's what dead snow did to me
tony says:
i was blown away
Alex says:
dead snow combines the two greatest evils of our time together in one glorifying display of zombies and nazi explotation, ever seen on film
Alex says:
If you think about it, nazis are just zombies in a different era
Alex says:
and they don't really eat brains
tony says:
i agree with everything you just said there.. this was like a dream come true.. it had everything i want in a zombie film
tony says:
what epic kills!
Alex says:
dead snow is like any nazi film + descent + cabin fever + zombies all rolled into one
tony says:
can u even make a bad film if you combine zombies and nazis?
tony says:
is it even possible?
tony says:
when zombies are together with nazis on celluloid.. dont we all win?
Alex says:
well, if they sat around and discussed their feelings maybe...but I think I would still watch it
tony says:
i'd watch them talk about their feelings! that would've been even better!
tony says:
i dont want to spoil all the fun stuff thats in this movie for ppl.. but i want to so bad
Alex says:
its so good its our first spoiler free review?
tony says:
yes its THAT good
tony says:
i wont say anything
tony says:
i think the very mention of zombies and nazis should be enough for ppl to go watch
Alex says:
alright, my only complaints are certain characters were written out too soon
Alex says:
they would've added to hilarity and depth of zombie killing
Alex says:
its wolfenstein with zombie mods
tony says:
they had to off people.. there would've been way too many characters...
Alex says:
it'd be an epic battle tho!
tony says:
it WAS an epic battle!
tony says:
the phillip seymore hoffman clone would've added nothing to the bedlam
Alex says:
he gave gems! and zombie insight!
tony says:
wait wait
tony says:
we are spoiling!
Alex says:
ok, NAZI + ZOMBIES = MUST SEE
Alex says:
enough
tony says:
ok
tony says:
sigh... MOUNTED MACHINE GUN ON A SNOWMOBILE!
tony says:
ok now i'll stop
Alex says:
just one thing, outhouse scene is gross, and I'm turned off on norwegian girls
tony says:
ok done done
tony says:
9.5/10 for me.. i almost spontaneously combusted on several occasions out of awesomeness! i dunno how the heck zombieland will top this
Alex says:
8/10, it was good, but lacked some things for me
tony says:
like what?!
tony says:
this was my dream come true
tony says:
this was a finely woven tapestry of epicness
tony says:
this was a flash of pure inspiration.. and let me tip my hat to the genesis of this film
tony says:
this was a brovado film.. this was an absolute concerto film! this was a benini sculpture of a film!.. i love ray hudson!
Alex says:
it wasn't scary enough, and almost too much of a comedy for me
Alex says:
but I guess you really can't take nazi zombies seriously

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Vegard for being the most resourceful of the group
Tony's Pick: for the second time in as many reviews: the girl with the dreadlocks

Line of the Movie:
Al: " it appears we're being attacked by...germans from world war 2"
Tony: "oh i think that was too far.. they're pissed!"