Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Alex says:
TRANSFOOOORMA!!! MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!
Ivan says:
CH CHU CHUAH CHA CAH
Alex says:
AUTOBAWTS WAGE THEIR BATTLE TO DESTROY THE EVIL FORCES OF.....
Ivan says:
that was me transforming into a crappy movie
Alex says:
DA DECEPTICONS!
tony says:
al shut up!
tony says:
i felt the way i felt when i saw the first transformers... GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK!
Alex says:
I don't care what you haters say
Ivan says:
I don't care what you say either. But please, proceed
Alex says:
Michael Bay made an ART HOUSE FILM! and GIANT ROBOTS is his medium
Alex says:
he painted with Optimus Prime
Alex says:
PAINTED
tony says:
the prime was awesome.. i cant argue that
tony says:
but the only thing good about this film was the prime
Ivan says:
I think Al is confused. What he meant to say was "michal bay made a movie using microsoft paint"
tony says:
ivan u didnt even like the effects?
Ivan says:
the effects were cool
Ivan says:
remember that cool construction robot at the beginning, that rolled over everything?
Alex says:
I don't know who or what that was, but it was cool and Prime shot his face in
Alex says:
done
Ivan says:
i thought it would play some huge role in the movie (based on the previews). i was expecting it would roll halfway around the world before they stopped it, but it made if halfway down the block and that was that.. OMG it is the RISE OF THE CONSTRUCTOCONS!!! uhhh no it wasnt.. it wasnt..
Alex says:
uh, cuz he met the leader of the AUTOBAWTS!
Ivan says:
THEY TRICKED US WITH THE PREVIEW..
tony says:
but those scenes WERE cool though.. if you guys would allow me a few seconds to rant i think i can sum up this movie and why it sucks monkey turd.
Ivan says:
could i say a few things?
tony says:
please proceed
Alex says:
umm only in cybertronian please
Alex says:
ROBAWTS IN DISGUISE!
Alex says:
you're hearing that in my rooooobaaawt voice
Alex says:
in your head...
Alex says:
right now
Ivan says:
this is why i thought the movie was unsatisfactory:
1)too many resurrections. 1 battle res per movie is the limit
Alex says:
Prime didn't die, took a nap...tis all
Ivan says:
2)too much love. why is there any love/teenage drama occuring in a transformers movie? is this the same show we watched growing up? who gives a crap about shia ladouche moving away and going to college? show us Optimus Prime eating breakfast
Alex says:
those scenes juxtaposed the Robot carnivale, cuz any more, I would have died a syatisfied man, but died none the less.
Ivan says:
did al just say there was a robot carnival?
tony says:
did al just say juxtaposed?
Ivan says:
is it coming to brampton?
Alex says:
an ORGY OF AUTOBOTS VS DECEPTICONS
Ivan says:
i want cotton candy
Alex says:
F-YEAH!
tony says:
optimus was cool.. robots are cool.. humans in robot films are not.. MEAGAN FOX IN ANY MOVIE IS NOT COOL!!!! IT IS NOT COOL!!!!! Transformers was a like a graph of the sine curve.. it almost became cool and then went back to absolute garbage.. over and over again.. if u'll allow me to give u examples...
tony says:
here is what i felt throughout the film
tony says:
wow! optimus kicked ass there! holy crap! he ripped that guys head off.. OH WTF? meagan fox?!?!
tony says:
oh man optimus became a plane! hes rocking the crap out of megatron! WOW THIS IS EXTREME
tony says:
OH WTF MEAGAN FOX???!!
tony says:
OH YES!! AUTOBOTS WIN THIS IS GETTING INTENSE!! OH WTF MEAGAN FOX IN CREDITS????!!
Ivan says:
can i help? omg, that is the coolest robot dog ever! look at it kick ass! WTF are we watching meagan fox paint a motorcycle??? wtf is this an 80's whitesnake video? f you assholes!
tony says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Alex says:
I don't remember those scenes,
tony says:
meagan fox is the Yoko ono of good movies
tony says:
meaning she ruins them!
Ivan says:
she is the kirsten kreuk of summer 09
Alex says:
I only remember Prime, DUAL FUCKING WEILDING ENERGON BLADES AND RIPPING BLACKOUT'S FACE OFF!
Alex says:
WOT?! WOT?!
Ivan says:
you are more fortunate than we are al
tony says:
she makes kristen kreuk look like sarah polley.. and u wont ever see me write those two names together unless im saying "oh man i had a dream that sarah polley beat the crap out of kristen kreuk and killed her!"
Alex says:
you know what?! I ENJOYED MEAGAN FOX's POUTY FACE!
Alex says:
I SAID IT!
Alex says:
SCREW YOU!
tony says:
this review is over
Ivan says:
omg
Ivan says:
i wish i could convey my emotions better via msn
Alex says:
there was a MATRIX OF fn LEADERSHIP!
Ivan says:
my words don't do justice to the look i had on my face when al said that
Alex says:
JET OPTIMUS!
tony says:
did u look like clint eastwood in gran torino?
Ivan says:
yeah! but angrier
Ivan says:
and more old looking
tony says:
oh man!
Alex says:
GgggYYYYEEEETTTT OOOOPTTTIIIMUUUS!
tony says:
ok al gets once again a 1/10 from me... movie gets a 3/10.. it's effects were good.. but at a whopping 2 hr and 30 mins... its just too much meagan fox to take.. she is an absolute horror of an actress.
Alex says:
screw you fools,
Alex says:
Michael Bay's got the touch
Alex says:
After all is said and done,
He never walked, he never run
He's a Winner
Ivan says:
don't even bring "the touch" into this revieW!
Ivan says:
dont you dare!
Ivan says:
tony, edit that part out
Alex says:
DON"T YOU FN DARE!
Ivan says:
he's using the epic song from the real and only transormers movie from 1984
Alex says:
MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP!
Alex says:
DEVESTATOR TEABAG!
Ivan says:
ok al gets a 1/10 movie gets a 4/10 (+1 cuz i just saw bruno)
Alex says:
wait I get a rating? wtf
tony says:
not enough bumblebee too
Alex says:
I wanted
BUMBLE-MUS Prime
tony says:
now THAT would be cool
Alex says:
cuz he got the touch too
Ivan says:
omg
Ivan says:
i forgot
Ivan says:
about that fn paris hilton dog thing
Ivan says:
i want to vomit
Ivan says:
change my rating to a 2/10
Alex says:
leave mojo alone
Ivan says:
her "pet robot"
tony says:
i must have missed this
Ivan says:
the one she enslaves and puts in the box
Alex says:
Wheelie?
Ivan says:
yeah
tony says:
thats a dog?
Alex says:
but hes an autobot
Ivan says:
not a real dog
Ivan says:
but it's like a tribute to paris hilton
Alex says:
decepticons need love too
tony says:
ok stop stop... 2/10 .. thanks for the info
Ivan says:
how she has her gay dog and shit. well fox has that stupid robot thta falls in love with her
Alex says:
9/10!
Alex says:
WOT?! THATS MAH RATING?! TAKE YOU ALL ON!
tony says:
al u are not more than meets the eye.. u are a moron.
Ivan says:
ch chu chu che cha cha that was me tranforming my fist into an empty can of sprite
Ivan says:
careful al..


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Optimus Prime
Tony's Pick: Prime
Ivan: OP

Line of the Movie:
Al: "I"LL TAKE YOU ALL ON"
Tony: " one man, alone, abandoned by the country he loves!"
Ivan: " one man, alone, abandoned by the country he loves!"

Ivan says:
my 2nd heart is turturro... he was epic
tony says:
turturro can play any race!