The Hangover

tony says:
all i can say is.. how did the chicken get there?
Alex says:
it was birdknapped
Ivan says:
they never told us
Ivan says:
frankly, i don't give a crap anymore
tony says:
i want to know!
Ivan says:
i did want to know
Ivan says:
i passed the point of wanting to know
Alex says:
the chicken was Soundwave's minion
Alex says:
OH SHIT WRONG REVIEW
Ivan says:
Al GTFO
Ivan says:
but if somehow you found out, you'd have to tell me
tony says:
too much transformers!
tony says:
to be fair it has been a while since any of us watched this film
Ivan says:
quite true
tony says:
our long-term memories are ruined by video games
Alex says:
Why do they call it roofies? why not floories?
tony says:
re-tard
Ivan says:
retard?
tony says:
reh-tard
tony says:
would u guys agree tho.. that its nice to have a comedy without seth rogen et. al. in it for a change tony says:
im getting so sick of those guys
tony says:
and i do like the return of heather graham
tony says:
she had heart
Ivan says:
oh yeah! it was refreshing. seth rogen is like the stale bottle of Coke in my fridge. get me something new!
Ivan says:
she was awesome. nothing like a stripper with a heart of gold!
Alex says:
I want me one of those
tony says:
a heather graham?
Ivan says:
stale bottle of coke?
Ivan says:
wtf
Alex says:
stripper with a heart of gold
Ivan says:
Al is so ambiguous
tony says:
he is!
Alex says:
stale bottle of coke sounds good right now
tony says:
oh and the tyson
tony says:
thats all i remember.. reh-tard and the tyson
Ivan says:
mmm, touché
tony says:
but i know i DID laugh.. so i'll give it a 7-8/10
Ivan says:
ROFL Ivan says: that's it?
Ivan says:
hahha
Ivan says:
great review
Ivan says:
but i like it. a review in the style of a movie about not remembering the night before
Ivan says:
WE ARE SO WITTY
tony says:
PROFOUND!
Alex says:
wot about Mr.Lee?
Alex says:
SUCK MY ASIAN NUTS!!?!?!
tony says:
oh yeah!!! that guy!
Ivan says:
ok, so we dont remember the movie. here is what i recall
Ivan says:
tigers, missing tooth, and angry chinese dude
Ivan says:
done
tony says:
reh-tard, heather graham, tyson, and asian guy
tony says:
done
Ivan says:
ooh nice
Ivan says:
top that al!
Alex says:
ASS, TITS, MAN JUNK
Ivan says:
good enough
Ivan says:
i give it a 7.5
Alex says:
ELEVATOR BJ POLOROID FTL
Ivan says:
al gets a 5
Ivan says:
he did good
Alex says:
7.8/10
tony says:
al gets a 6 from me.. then he mentioned BJ and got a 4
Ivan says:
hahaha
Alex says:
BLOW JAY
tony says:
reh-tard
Ivan says:
you're a delta bravo al
Alex says:
OH WOT?! -2?
Alex says:
Do you smell it?
tony says:
smell what?
Alex says:
reeks of douche

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Beard Guy
Tony's Pick: Heather Graham
Ivan: Heather Graham

Line of the Movie:
Al: "IN DA FACE!"
Tony: "reh-tard"
Ivan: "todalooo muthafucka!"