Sunday, October 10, 2010

Takers











tony says:
we're takers thats what we do
tony says:
we take
Alex says:
stuff!
Alex says:
all kinds of stuff!
Alex says:
stealing is a bad word...
Alex says:
or maybe a word they haven't learned
tony says:
all this movie "took" was time i'll never get back
Alex says:
icwudyoudidthurrr
tony says:
and all it gave us.. was a fine fine performance by TI
Alex says:
T.I is the man....or an insanely retarded one...maybe he's like the african american equilvalent of jersey shore
tony says:
you may have a point.. but he stole every scene.. including the heist scene where he provided both colour and play by play commentary of what was happening. let that sink in for a sec
Alex says:
you know one thing that I know about T.I and the cast of this movie besides being real life felons?
tony says:
what?
Alex says:
dey fancy huh?
Alex says:
dey fancy huh?
tony says:
hair done nails done everything did
Alex says:
suits dun, hurrr dun
Alex says:
cars dun errrting did!
tony says:
hahahaha
tony says:
but seriously this movie was terrible
tony says:
chris brown was superhuman in this movie
tony says:
not since john cena in the marine has there been a more invincible human being
Alex says:
no he was frogger!
Alex says:
I saw this film before, when the heist actually worked, it was called Italian Job
tony says:
the stupidest thing about this movie was they tried to make you feel sympathy for the scumbags performing the heist
tony says:
a goal SO failed that you actually feel bad for matt effin dhillon the cop, one of the most douchebag actors in modern day history
Alex says:
I think his face is in the dictionary next to scumbag and douche
tony says:
i mean after seeing the town.. i dont even want to think about this film anymore
Alex says:
I dunno what I watched, I was expecting a heist film, but everything went wrong, not because they were foiled by cops or some clever execution or thinking of your feet, it was just a stupid heist that just didn't work
Alex says:
followed by Chris "shoulda finished the job" brown jumping around like a frog
tony says:
did you enjoy hayden christenson and/or paul walker? better yet could you tell them apart?
Alex says:
no, I think Paul Walker thought he was still on the set of 2 Fast 2 Furious
tony says:
so nothing good in this film but T.I. would you agree?
Alex says:
I dunno if you can call that good, but I guess its some kind of achievement
tony says:
another good point
tony says:
i didnt even mention how horrible the attempted twists in this film was
tony says:
4.5/10 for me..long live T.I.
Alex says:
5/10 I think the film...urbanized me
Alex says:
yeaaa..
tony says:
one of the stupidest actual heists ever showed in a movie
Alex says:
you fancy huh you fancy huh


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick:
Ghost (T.I)
Tony's Pick: T.I.

Line of the Movie:
Al:
in response to a truck fallking through the road: "ohhhhh shiiiii maaang!"
Tony:
T.I. telling us all about the heist

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