Prince of Persia

tony says:
so before we start this review.. let me ask you a question.. if you had the sands of time dagger.. would you have used it so that no one else had to suffer and remember the awful film that is prince of persia?
Alex says:
I would've watched the film, used it and watched another film, cuz only the holder of the dagger is aware of whats happened
Alex says:
infact I might use the dagger all the time for everything
tony says:
oh of course
tony says:
but knowing that you just watched what was a peice of crap.. would you have used the dagger to save me and the audience?
Alex says:
no
tony says:
you bastard
Alex says:
I'd rewind and make all the calls
tony says:
actually i'd probably do that too
tony says:
without giving anything away
tony says:
this film has one of the worst endings i have ever seen
Alex says:
but apparently, the game follows the course of the movie, the prince rewinds time all the way back, just like the film
Alex says:
for a movie they should've worked around that ending
Alex says:
its the same ending as waking up from a dream
tony says:
there also wasnt enough jumping
Alex says:
needed more jumping indeed
Alex says:
spiderman like jumping
tony says:
he jumped in the movie as much as i'd jump in the intro of the video game
tony says:
just wasnt enough
tony says:
and the princess was so annoying
tony says:
it was the accent
Alex says:
no she wasn't!
Alex says:
and you like the accent
tony says:
her accent didnt annoy u?
Alex says:
no you love the accent
tony says:
did not!
tony says:
the only thing i liked about this film was the zulu knife thrower
tony says:
that guy was badass
Alex says:
I'm gonna rewatch the movie with everyone elses voice removed and just listen to Gemma talk
tony says:
sigh
tony says:
you would too
Alex says:
I want PoP 2 and 3
tony says:
how could there be?
tony says:
what would be the conflict?!
tony says:
this movie is stupid enough as is
Alex says:
ummmm more assassins, more mystical evil genies and his own evil self from abusing the dagger
tony says:
oh i guess thats true
tony says:
but no more ben kingsley
Alex says:
Mark Strong for PoP 2's bad guy
Alex says:
but this film was an allusion to drug use
tony says:
are you telling me this film was a social commentary on drug abuse?
Alex says:
no, but there were enough of social commentaries that I did not appreciate in this film, the whole war and weapons of mass destructions
tony says:
you read too much into things
tony says:
it was a disney film for pete sakes
Alex says:
Disney is deep
tony says:
this was basically a film to probably introduce a new ride in their park
Alex says:
what? bungie jumping?
tony says:
something like that
Alex says:
would you ostrich race?
tony says:
YES!
tony says:
would u?
tony says:
that sheet looked fun
Alex says:
no, they seem frail
tony says:
i'll frail you!
Alex says:
I enjoyed the persian ninjas also
tony says:
i missed the training part
tony says:
but they seemed epic
tony says:
ok im gonna give this film a 6/10 ending just kills it for me
Alex says:
7/10, standard hollywood summer fare, one of the better vidya game to movies in a long time and if there is a sequel, its gonna be epic,


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: the prince! or princess would do too
Tony's Pick: the knife thrower

Line of the Movie:
Al: "Pulley! BRING THE PULLEY!"
Tony: "how'd you do that?" (only line from the movie i can remember right now)