Book of Eli

Alex says:
So, how 'bout that book of eli movie? would you say you bELIeve?
tony says:
it was just like a western movie really... and no i dont believe
Alex says:
did the movie dELIver?
tony says:
no it didnt dELIver
Alex says:
see wut the ads did thurr? the only thing I believed in was Mila Kunis
tony says:
for the most part it was ok.. but the dumb twist at the end ruined the whole film.. it was one of those twists where you think, "oh hey maybe i can rewatch the film knowing this now." but a second later u remember a scene from it and instead think, "wait! what? that cant work! retarded twist"
Alex says:
Mila's gonna whalk the earth, for a while
tony says:
how can she look so good and clean in a world like that? thats stupid
Alex says:
cuz she hawt
tony says:
she'd be so dead
Alex says:
you don't carry the fire
tony says:
gary oldman was good though! and dont even compare the road to this. this was more entertaining though
Alex says:
please, blind Tina was the movie, upstaged oldman
tony says:
yes that is true.. i love blind tina
Alex says:
would the movie work if Eli was carrying the koran?
tony says:
no. it doesnt work as is. it wont work any other way
Alex says:
so religion started the apocalypse, don't you think because of the book that Eli caused a whole lot of shit to go down because of the voice of god?
tony says:
but he is the voice of god! devastating logic!
Alex says:
he racked up a double digit kill count and caused a city to descend into anarchy, all for what?
tony says:
see and thats why the film is dumb. style wise how did you like it?
Alex says:
this film is re-tard, and he caused Mila to follow in his path...so if the book of Eli was the koran, wouldn't this film be banned
tony says:
i don't follow your moron logic. there is that funny scene where they end up at that old couples house and they were armed more heavily than a game of grand theft auto with weapon cheats on
Alex says:
I keep hearing that eering music, style wise it woulda been cool if the movie wasn't re-tarded
tony says:
his machete was cool though
Alex says:
save up them KFC wetnaps
tony says:
tom effin waits baby
Alex says:
and chapstick, shit is gold in the future
tony says:
ok 6.5/10 entertaining but stupid
Alex says:
5.5/10 for blindness
tony says:
chapstick was gold!


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Mila, cuz she believes
Tony's Pick: eli

Line of the Movie:
Al: "Hey!? What??? Fuck you!!!"
Tony: even though it wasnt an actual line in the movie, in honour of jennifer beals, "MONSTER!"