Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Alex says:
so I didn't really enjoy scott pilgrim vs the world
Alex says:
am I getting old?
Ivan says:
that's a curveball
tony says:
not old
tony says:
we're the same age
tony says:
so you're getting retarded
Alex says:
I dunno, the movie is kinda retarded
Alex says:
yeah, I went there
Ivan says:
Elaborate
tony says:
al i want to remind you
tony says:
you thought hot tub time machine was awesome
Ivan says:
Ouch!
tony says:
so im sorry if this movie wasnt as deep as hot tub
tony says:
but it certainly was way less retarded
Ivan says:
yeah, how deep was hot tub, 40 cm?
Ivan says:
zing!
Alex says:
what is this tran-altanticocean shit?
Alex says:
while I'm sure old me would be like, awesome, some kid thats in a band likes this hot girl and he fights these guys that are all videogame-esque and theres random stuff happening and its in toronto...I didn't get what the hype was
tony says:
let me quote something
tony says:
"Alex says:
while I'm sure old me would be like, awesome, some kid thats in a band likes this hot girl and he fights these guys that are all videogame-esque and theres random stuff happening and its in toronto...I didn't get what the hype was"
tony says:
dude you missed all the awesome things about the movie
tony says:
ivan please help me
Alex says:
like what?
Ivan says:
humor
Ivan says:
it made me laugh, on more than one occassion
Ivan says:
it made me forget about the 7kg book i've been reading the past week
tony says:
the seinfeld spoof!!, the pee bar, the 1 up, the video game references
Alex says:
it was funny, it wasn't lol funny, and wtf is with the seinfeld parody in the middle of the film?
Alex says:
thats just weird and random
tony says:
see you're a hypocrite
Alex says:
so random is funny now?
tony says:
'cause weird and random was why you liked the crank films
Ivan says:
they made no sense!
Ivan says:
but we loved them
Ivan says:
the double standard lives!
tony says:
you just hate it cause i loved it so much
Alex says:
crank films was different, it was action, he needed to get help, fine I can live with that
tony says:
vegan super powers!
tony says:
epic head butt! what more do you want?
Alex says:
I enjoyed the vegan part, but the rest was meh
Alex says:
the tag line was epic movie of epic epicness
Ivan says:
Perhaps Al was distracted while watching the movie
tony says:
yes perhaps he was
tony says:
i mean if you didnt like the film cause michael cera was in it
tony says:
thats one thing
tony says:
and i'd understand that
Alex says:
yeah, I didn't even mention that Cera douche
Alex says:
now Schwartzman
Alex says:
... just kidding
tony says:
sigh
tony says:
i give up
tony says:
i never thought some one who liked video games as much as you did could not enjoy this film
Ivan says:
It seems it's time to move on to the expendables
Ivan says:
I'm sorry to disappoint all of our loyal readers
Ivan says:
sorry, Bird
tony says:
im not ready to move on yet
Alex says:
yeah, I could just go play video games then, why would I watch a film about it
tony says:
that doesnt even make sense
Alex says:
if it was a throwback or nostalgia, then it came too late
tony says:
once again
tony says:
hot tub time machine
tony says:
you're a living paradox
Alex says:
says the guy that doesn't like a polley film
Alex says:
OH WAT!
Alex says:
you've changed man
tony says:
tahts totally different
Alex says:
you've changed
Alex says:
tsk tsk
Alex says:
changed
tony says:
read the review!
tony says:
i didnt say i didnt like her
Alex says:
the reviews are a cover up
tony says:
whatever man
Alex says:
I'm whistle blowing
Alex says:
changed
Alex says:
mmmm nmmm
Alex says:
I'm waving my finger right now
tony says:
you're a cretin... i'm coming very close to beating you to a bloody pulp
Alex says:
I've got vegan powers
Ivan says:
You can't use that joke!
tony says:
agreed
Alex says:
oh so now I can't like it?
Alex says:
trans-altanticoceanic-crosscontinental
tony says:
i dont get you man
tony says:
anyway
tony says:
the film is great... its a bit fast paced.. and if you're older i can see how it would be annoying
tony says:
and the comic is way better
tony says:
and i didnt even mention how awesome ramona and kim were
tony says:
so ignore al and go see the film
Ivan says:
I enjoyed the movie and would watch again.
Ivan says:
The pace was perfect for hyperactive me
Ivan says:
Go watch it!
tony says:
there really is just too many things to mention on how different and unique the film was so i wont bore ppl with it
tony says:
but basically if you ever played mortal kombat or any other video games... then you SHOULD love it
tony says:
if you were dropped several times as a child.. and dont understand the concept of a cult film of this nature (al) then its not for you
Ivan says:
Please Don't let "eat,pray, poop" top it on the charts!
tony says:
9/10 for me.. 1/10 for al
Alex says:
the film just came out, it can't have cult status
Ivan says:
8/10 for me.
Alex says:
6.5/10 for me!
Alex says:
I would buy that Clash of the Demonheads album
tony says:
and the seinfeld spoof was awesome.. and you know it... you just never understood seinfeld anyway.. i guess that goes with being dropped as a child too
tony says:
you WOULD too
tony says:
envy adams lover!
Alex says:
er, her name is Natalie
tony says:
i'll natalie your face


The Chelios Award
Al's Pick: the League of Evil Exes
Tony's Pick: knives chau
Ivan: Knives

Line of the Movie:
Al: "yeah I hit girls, I'm vegan!"
Tony: "scott you are the scum of the earth"
Ivan: "if your life had a face, I would punch it"


Ivan says:
two kim lines!
Ivan says:
ftw
tony says:
hahahaha al you picked the league?!
tony says:
thoughts ivan?
Ivan says:
self explanatory
Alex says:
cuz they have to work together and set aside their differences, thats heart
tony says:
differenceS?!?!
Ivan says:
but they didn't work together!
tony says:
they are united by their common quality!
Ivan says:
he fought all but the twins, SOLO!
tony says:
did you watch the film?
Ivan says:
told you he was distracted!
tony says:
al you were definitely too distracted
Alex says:
I want my own league of evil exes
tony says:
you're scumbag status pretty much guarantees that you will have one
tony says:
ZING
tony says:
your*
Alex says:
don't talk to me about grammar!
Alex says:
chuckle
tony says:
ok that was pretty good

Inception

Alex says:
Yo Dawg, I heard you liked Dreams, so I put a dream inside your dream, so you can dream while you dreams
tony says:
you cant trick me fool, my subconcious has been militarized! but seriously, only in a film THIS awesome can you get away with such stupid and dumb ideas
Alex says:
cuz they were awesome ideas!!!
tony says:
i mean you knew the concept was whacky.. you knew the things the characters said were kinda retarded but you didnt care because it was so damn cool
Alex says:
JGL and Leo were the man(s)
tony says:
i want to BE joseph gordon levitt he is the coolest guy of all time
Alex says:
I'm in your dream, killing your mans
tony says:
i go into your dreams! i kill your mans! is this movie the new matrix al?
Alex says:
maybe it was all a dream Matrix can't compare
tony says:
agreed
Alex says:
or maybe, Ellen Page was inception-ing Leo! oh WHAT?!
tony says:
MIND BLOWN!
tony says:
look there is a lot we can say about how awesome this film is.. but everyone really needs to just watch this film
Alex says:
it can't be explained, it'll get too complicated
tony says:
there are endless possibilities
Alex says:
They should've left Watanade in Limbo
tony says:
maybe they're all in limbo! maybe watanabe isnt real?
Alex says:
oh WAHT!
tony says:
watanabe didnt have a totem hence hes someones militarized subconsious
Alex says:
his totem was his own unbearable pronunciation
tony says:
HAHAHAHA this is true: if i had one complaint about the film it's that i had no idea what he was saying. he needed subtitles.. like how they subtitle morimoto in the iron chef even tho he's speaking english! and you usually hear al say these things. but my goodness marion coutillard is HOT!
Alex says:
she had the crazy eyes
tony says:
i'd go in limbo and wait for an eternity to be with her too. leo had the right idea
Alex says:
they could've picked a better supporting actress, for both of them actually
tony says:
you're stupid! i'm gonna incept you
Alex says:
you'll have to go 7 layers in
tony says:
7 ?!?!?!
Alex says:
cuz you know, the militirzing and I've got ninjas too
tony says:
my subconscious contains only nic cage
Alex says:
ok, you win
tony says:
GO SEE THIS FILM! 9.5/10
Alex says:
I enjoyed the Escher Staircases
tony says:
that was really cool
Alex says:
9/10, best movie this year!
tony says:
the JGL hotel sequence was just mind boggling epic. this film is worth seeing for the effects itself


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: ummmm JGL's Arthur!
Tony's Pick: Leo and his entire crew

Line of the Movie:
Al: "it was worth a shot"
Tony: "his subconscious has been millitarized!"

tony says:
that would be a good couple! JGL and EP. thoughts?
Alex says:
no, I dislike EP to this day
tony says:
she is canadas greatest treasure

The Sorcerer's Apprentice

tony says:
NIC CAGE! thats all that was good
Alex says:
I think Nic Cage needs money, but this is his best role yet
tony says:
as always Nic Cage stands out as a true genius of his craft. his comedic timing is devine
Alex says:
the man is a thespian
tony says:
his range of emotions is inexplicable and he is the greatest wizard ever
Alex says:
his sorc. ways he can change his character as instantaneously as he can throw plasma bolts
tony says:
he would pwn dumbledore in a fight
Alex says:
if he was in WoW he'd trainer, that trained other NPC trainers
tony says:
his plasma bolts are second to none.. and only rivaled by the combined forces of akuma, ryu and ken. i bow to you nic cage
Alex says:
I enjoyed his old man shoes
tony says:
i'd rock those shoes. how about the nic cage death scene?
Alex says:
it didn't happen
tony says:
did he have u convinced? cause i had the kleenex out
Alex says:
he was taking a nap, hes invincible. I think Nic Cage can play any character
tony says:
nic cage SHOULD play every character
Alex says:
I think he should. they should redo the whole movie with just him
tony says:
agreed! now that we covered that. the rest of the film sucked.. the girl was annoying and incredibly stupid (even for a disney character) and the romantic side plots rank among some of the dumbest ever captured. and the fact that the apprentice went from a dumbass to an epic sorcerer in under 15 mins.. was why i dont fear death
Alex says:
I think this film is trying to tell me that Criss Angel is in fact not a mind freak, but a Morganian
tony says:
hahaha true
Alex says:
film was rtarded, only scene I was excited about was the actual Sorc.Apprentice scene from fantasia, and they didn't even do a good job of it with today's special effects. the pacing was all over the place and you just love the love interests in the film
tony says:
stupidest ever! EVER
Alex says:
even Bellucci looked haggard
tony says:
but hey if i have to pay for a ticket that allows me to view the brilliance that is nic cage for 40 or so mins.. i'll do it everytime. agreed?
Alex says:
I wouldn't mind if Nic Cage was in every film from now to the end of my days
tony says:
neither would i! im gonna start a petition for nic cage to be the new dumbledore
Alex says:
new Potter too
tony says:
5/10 for the film.. 10/10 for the cage
Alex says:
Nic Cage as both Jacob and Edward, only way I'm ever going to watch Twilight
tony says:
and perhaps bella too?
Alex says:
4/10 for me, go watch the 10 min Fantasia version. yes and Bella



The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Nic Cage, who else would quest for 1000 years?!
Tony's Pick: who else?

Line of the Movie:
Al: "Sake?! I was in character!!"
Tony: "your go to spell? the plasma bolt!"

Predators

Alex says:
DHILLON!!!
tony says:
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Alex says:
YOU!! Y...YOU!!!...YOU!!!!...CLAP ....CLAPCLAPCLAP...YOU SON OF AAA CLAAP CLAP BIIITCHBIBIBIBITCH!
tony says:
this was easily the second best movie in the predator franchise HAHAHAHDAHDAHA
Alex says:
oh wrong movie, but AHNULD was mentioned as the soul survivor! he bested a ugly mofo
tony says:
WHAT ARE YOU? whaaaaat aaaaar yoooou?
Alex says:
YOU UGGGGLLLYY Y MUUDDAAAFUGGA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoBpzz8qpfY&feature=related
@ 10s in! oh gawd, I'm crying
tony says:
IM IN PAIN!
Alex says:
abs workout
tony says:
DHILLON!
D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D DHILLON!
Alex says:
D.D.Dididididididdididiiiiidiiiiillong LMFAO
tony says:
HAHADHAHADHADHA i cant do this ! 7.5/10
Alex says:
so PREDATORS WAS AWESOME 8/10. 10/10 for the original
tony says:
yakuza, fishbourne, brody = awesome
D D D D D D D D D D DHILLON = Godly

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Yakusa guy cuz he cut that ugly mofo
Tony's Pick: Yakuza and russian

Line of the Movie:
Al: predator growl
Tony: "i talk too much!"

tony says:
special award: dhillon and ahnuld
Alex says:
Best review evar! special thanks to youtubers
tony says:
agreed!
Alex says:
and Dillon Remixes
tony says:
keep thos remixes going!

The A-Team

Alex says:
Would you say Neeson is still the baddest mofo on film these days?
tony says: oh man its hard to say he is. i love the guy. but his zeus was trash.. and his hannibal wasnt all that great either. i will give him the benefit of the doubt and say yes
Alex says:
but he makes great plans
tony says: he still is the baddest mofo
Alex says:
GREAT plans cuz there is no plan-b! AH HAH!
tony says: good one al. honestly when he was making his first plan.. i fell asleep. i'll tell you who wasnt the baddest mofo.. the douche that played B.A. Mr. T has said he hates this movie.. and its hard to disagree with him
Alex says:
you leave Rampage alone! he lost the fight to rashad because of this film
tony says: and then he cried like a little child about it. mr. t would never do that
Alex says:
I no like Mr.T, he condones Night Elf Mohawks
tony says: hahahaha
Alex says:
thats all I got, the film was standard, and was fun for a summer action film
tony says: i dont really remember this film.. all i know is i didnt like it. this is what happens when we start slacking on the reviews and we have to review a mediocre movie. 5/10.. right in the middle.. since i cant remember anything but how lame B.A was, the theme song still gets 9/10 tho
Alex says:
steered a falling tank by shooting randomly 6.5/10 for standardness


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Face!
Tony's Pick: liam

Line of the Movie:
Al: "I'm WORRIED!"
Tony: " thats a handicap zone! you cant park there"

tony says: oh was jessica beil in this? or was it the sister from dexter?
Alex says:
yes, Dexter's sister was in this film

Knight and Day

tony says:
this piece of steaming turd was lucky to be viewed by us.. 'cause it fell on a week where the next best option was sex and the city 2! i felt this film had a lot in common with the last airbender 'cause it has two actors who need to be stopped as much as m night shamalan
Alex says:
Tom Cruise: ACHHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!! you leave the Cruise alone
tony says:
you still like him?
Alex says:
the man is a Golden God
tony says:
you like this film then? cameron diaz is terrible and cruise is far past annoying
Alex says:
oh I absolutely hated it
tony says:
thank goodness
Alex says:
Diaz looks like that hairless cat Cruise is typecasted movie was so slow paced and even the action scenes were cutout with that schtick, where diaz would pass out and things happen
tony says:
the plot was so stupid that i half expected every scene to be a dream sequence
Alex says:
or was it!!!
tony says:
and they kept playing off the same jokes. jokes that werent even funny the first time and at the end of the movie.. the punch lines were the SAME jokes. wtf?
Alex says:
but it was reversed characters doing it! haaaah? huuuuunhhh! Cruise: AHHHHHHHHHH ! AAAHHHHHHHHH
tony says:
i feel like i want to kick you in the balls
Alex says:
I remember you laughing at the: "I'm gonna kill myself then her" part. you make me sick
tony says:
i never laughed at that! did i? do we have to talk about this movie anymore?
Alex says:
no, cuz I forgot what this movie was about
tony says:
it was about two of the most obnoxious actors in hollywood.. deciding to team up and do a movie that they thought would be cute and funny
tony says:
when really it was suicide inducing
Alex says:
there were some badguys, some chase scene, some kind of romantic thingy, I kept expecting Diaz and Cruise to regress back into their Vanilla Sky characters and crash the car and die and credits roll
tony says:
i wish that was the case
Alex says:
it would've been mind blasting
tony says:
3/10 for me... someone please stop tom cruise and let him know that no one likes him anymore
Alex says:
2.5/10 I'd rather watch Avatar:Racebender again



The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: that kid that made the thing that the badguys wanted, cuz he deserves to be in better movies
Tony's Pick: the firefighter guy

Line of the Movie:
Al: "what day is it? its someday!" ZING!!!!
Tony: "this is me.. this is you without me.. with me.. without me.. with me.. without me." for stupidness


Alex says:
I'd like to point out that Green Zone's Matt Damon character has the same name has Cruise's character here...conspiracy!!!
Alex says:
and did you know that Maggie Grace was in this film!? I FORGOT !
tony says:
oh god i had supressed that.. thanks a lot, you cretin
Alex says:
cuz her performance was too goddamned memorable. we're both cretinzied for having reviewd this dirt flecked feces of a film
tony says:
i'll drink to that

The Last Airbender

tony says:
m night shamalan really needs to be stopped
Alex says:
I'd like to give him a tweest..... twist his neck!
tony says:
hes seriously becoming the next uwe bol
Alex says:
Uwe is better than Shamalamah
tony says:
i mean just because you did one good film.. and i wouldnt necessarily call 6th sense good.... doesnt mean hollywood is your calling! this movie was awful! how do you manage to turn a lovable nickelodeon cartoon.. into a movie that angers even little kids?
Alex says:
Childhoods were ruined because of this film
tony says:
they were indeed ruined! the acting was terrible... and the directing of the film enhanced the terribleness
tony says:
al you seen the whole avatar cartoon.. what did you think of what m night did?
Alex says:
You know there was a petition and an uproar by asians everywhere against the making of this film
tony says:
explain
Alex says:
it was called avatar the last racebender! now, I'm usually the last person to support any 'positive action' bullshit and banding together of a race to complain about stuff, especially asians (chinanese!) but even this I am upset about
tony says:
elaborate! i mean i kinda understand.. but i havent seen as much of the original as you have
Alex says:
just leave it be, you already have all the designs and characters in place, why change it? the chinese characters were not even characters anymore, they were gibberish squigleys!
tony says:
were there even asians in the whole movie?
Alex says:
only the earth kingdom
tony says:
race issues aside it was still a terrible film.. and there was no difference between the 3D version and the normal version
Alex says:
oh, I felt like I was watching Narnia, or the 1st harry potter
tony says:
the love plot between saka and the moon princess or whatever.. was especially vexing
Alex says:
JAI HO!!!!
tony says:
it was like watching an elementary school production written by kids of the cartoon
only the kid haven't really seen the cartoon but have only gone on nickleodeans website and played avatar the game
Alex says:
The only good thing was watching live action element bending
tony says:
those werent even that good! its better in the cartoon! please m night if you're somewhere reading this.. please listen to my advice
STOP!
just stop! you got you're money you cant trick us anymore
Alex says:
They should lock him up somewhere until the rest of the series is finished
tony says:
just please for the love of all thats holy, stop! i hope they dont make another one
Alex says:
movie needed more Appa and Momo
tony says:
just skip this travesty and watch the cartoon. momo was so hideous in the movie but appa was cool
Alex says:
or make a cartoon movie
tony says:
yes! make a cartoon movie i agree. ok im sad we've wasted this much time on this movie 2.5/10
one of the worst movies this year
Alex says:
I got to watch the avatar series, I'm glad about that
tony says:
true thats a small consolation i suppose
Alex says:
3/10, so dissappointed with this film
tony says:
boycotting m night


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Appa , he played the part
Tony's Pick: ang i mean anh? i mean an?? they couldnt even get his g d name right!

Line of the Movie:
Al: (worst line): "Earthbenders, WhY aRe u Acting tHiS waaayyy!"
Tony: my 9 year old cousin: "the cartoon is way better!"

Splice

Alex says:
SPLICE!!! was spicy!
tony says:
i really did not enjoy this film at first
tony says:
but after reading some of the reviews and thinking about it.. i think it's not that bad
Alex says:
that actress who portrayed Dren is not getting anything else
Alex says:
ppl are gonna be freaked seeing her
tony says:
dren is creepy
Alex says:
its a great film
Alex says:
and not a monster/horror film that its made out to be
tony says:
enlighten us al
tony says:
this is certainly your field
Alex says:
its a cautionary tale on the dangers of working with your spouse!
Alex says:
dats right!
Alex says:
has nothing to do with messing around with science!
tony says:
woah that explanation came out of left field
Alex says:
bitch be crazy!
tony says:
watch what u say, heathen!
Alex says:
yeah I said it
tony says:
i can never fully dislike a film
tony says:
and she was awesome
tony says:
she held the movie together
tony says:
she was brilliant
tony says:
even at being a biatch
tony says:
brody was the crazy one
tony says:
and gross
Alex says:
fine, its a film about parenting and family, and science and biotech
tony says:
thank you
Alex says:
Brody is the man, ummm predators coming out!
tony says:
he is most certainly not the man
tony says:
look there is a lot i can say about this film
tony says:
but it all comes down to the fact that it had sarah polley in it
tony says:
thats it
tony says:
its great
tony says:
done
Alex says:
if there is a film that I'd have to recommend this year so far, then its this one
Alex says:
don't watch it thinking its a horror film or monster flick
tony says:
im surprised u liked it this much
tony says:
didnt it seem kinda rediculous and unreal at times?
Alex says:
and its written in a risque way that only Canadian cinema can
tony says:
that's not a critism.. polley is in it
Alex says:
I can see it from the laughing audience's point of view, but those ppl were all expecting the Fly or Species
tony says:
thats true
tony says:
8/10 for me
tony says:
polley
tony says:
done
Alex says:
8.5/10 for me


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Dren, cuz nothing can keep it down!
Tony's Pick: polley

Line of the Movie:
Al: "its a fucking disaster!"
Tony: "EFF!" "ExACTLY!"

Prince of Persia

tony says:
so before we start this review.. let me ask you a question.. if you had the sands of time dagger.. would you have used it so that no one else had to suffer and remember the awful film that is prince of persia?
Alex says:
I would've watched the film, used it and watched another film, cuz only the holder of the dagger is aware of whats happened
Alex says:
infact I might use the dagger all the time for everything
tony says:
oh of course
tony says:
but knowing that you just watched what was a peice of crap.. would you have used the dagger to save me and the audience?
Alex says:
no
tony says:
you bastard
Alex says:
I'd rewind and make all the calls
tony says:
actually i'd probably do that too
tony says:
without giving anything away
tony says:
this film has one of the worst endings i have ever seen
Alex says:
but apparently, the game follows the course of the movie, the prince rewinds time all the way back, just like the film
Alex says:
for a movie they should've worked around that ending
Alex says:
its the same ending as waking up from a dream
tony says:
there also wasnt enough jumping
Alex says:
needed more jumping indeed
Alex says:
spiderman like jumping
tony says:
he jumped in the movie as much as i'd jump in the intro of the video game
tony says:
just wasnt enough
tony says:
and the princess was so annoying
tony says:
it was the accent
Alex says:
no she wasn't!
Alex says:
and you like the accent
tony says:
her accent didnt annoy u?
Alex says:
no you love the accent
tony says:
did not!
tony says:
the only thing i liked about this film was the zulu knife thrower
tony says:
that guy was badass
Alex says:
I'm gonna rewatch the movie with everyone elses voice removed and just listen to Gemma talk
tony says:
sigh
tony says:
you would too
Alex says:
I want PoP 2 and 3
tony says:
how could there be?
tony says:
what would be the conflict?!
tony says:
this movie is stupid enough as is
Alex says:
ummmm more assassins, more mystical evil genies and his own evil self from abusing the dagger
tony says:
oh i guess thats true
tony says:
but no more ben kingsley
Alex says:
Mark Strong for PoP 2's bad guy
Alex says:
but this film was an allusion to drug use
tony says:
are you telling me this film was a social commentary on drug abuse?
Alex says:
no, but there were enough of social commentaries that I did not appreciate in this film, the whole war and weapons of mass destructions
tony says:
you read too much into things
tony says:
it was a disney film for pete sakes
Alex says:
Disney is deep
tony says:
this was basically a film to probably introduce a new ride in their park
Alex says:
what? bungie jumping?
tony says:
something like that
Alex says:
would you ostrich race?
tony says:
YES!
tony says:
would u?
tony says:
that sheet looked fun
Alex says:
no, they seem frail
tony says:
i'll frail you!
Alex says:
I enjoyed the persian ninjas also
tony says:
i missed the training part
tony says:
but they seemed epic
tony says:
ok im gonna give this film a 6/10 ending just kills it for me
Alex says:
7/10, standard hollywood summer fare, one of the better vidya game to movies in a long time and if there is a sequel, its gonna be epic,


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: the prince! or princess would do too
Tony's Pick: the knife thrower

Line of the Movie:
Al: "Pulley! BRING THE PULLEY!"
Tony: "how'd you do that?" (only line from the movie i can remember right now)

Robin Hood

tony says:
i only liked this movie slightly more than the ghetto cartoon rocket robin hood
it was THAT BAD
Alex says:
that speaks volumnes..... against the cartoon! I liked Robin Hood.
tony says:
me too..... when it was kevin costner
Alex says:
it was like watching Robin Hood Begins or something. and, please, men in tights was superior
tony says:
oh true true but it just seemed to want to be a different robin hood so badly.. that it failed! they changed everything thats great about robin hood
Alex says:
it was the beginning of the legend
tony says:
the man shot 4 arrows max. he could shoot more!
Alex says:
when Robin Hood 2 comes out, it'll have everything you'd want, the merry men, the evil Sheriff and more arrow shooting
tony says:
there is NOT gonna be a sequel
Alex says:
remember that last arrow in the film? it was a prelude of things to come
tony says:
i hope to god there isnt! so he just all of a sudden became a good archer ? thats rediculous
Alex says:
NO! didn't you watch the film?! he was already full specced marksmanship
tony says:
i couldnt tell! the dude shot 4 arrows which could be all luck
Alex says:
you just wanted Legolas action
tony says:
another thumbs up performance from mark strong though.. wouldnt u say? and william hurt too
they played well off each other
Alex says:
Hes the new evil go to guy 2010
tony says:
agreed and king john was good too
Alex says:
ummm no! Max von sydow! the immortal
tony says:
what? i didnt even know that was him as the blind guy? holy hell i may have just liked the movie a lil more now
Alex says:
he has a movie career that spans like 50 years
Alex says:
and cate!
tony says:
he's truly epic!! thoughts on the merry men?
Alex says:
needed more of the merrymen and little jon
tony says:
hahaha
tony says:
the cast was excellent minus russel crowe... but i just didnt like the story
Alex says:
OH DONT LIKE TUCK!
Alex says:
cuz FRAIRTRUCK ruined the character for me
tony says:
yeah i agree tuck was scumbag looking
Alex says:
I kept thinking theres gonna be that one scene wheres hes standing behind a pillar
tony says:
dont bring ftruck into this.. the man is a legend.. horseshit!
Alex says:
I HEALED!
tony says:
hahaahaha ok so i guess im gonna give this a 6.5/10 forgettable but somewhat entertaining
Alex says:
nope, better for me, 7.5/10 it was a Robin Hood film done in the style of an origin movie
tony says:
i hate origin movies! so that might be the problem


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Robin Hood!
Tony's Pick: max von sydow

Line of the Movie:
Al: in regards to his English Heritage; Godfrey: "when it suites me"
Tony: "this is my first war... i'll lead!"