The Sorcerer's Apprentice

tony says:
NIC CAGE! thats all that was good
Alex says:
I think Nic Cage needs money, but this is his best role yet
tony says:
as always Nic Cage stands out as a true genius of his craft. his comedic timing is devine
Alex says:
the man is a thespian
tony says:
his range of emotions is inexplicable and he is the greatest wizard ever
Alex says:
his sorc. ways he can change his character as instantaneously as he can throw plasma bolts
tony says:
he would pwn dumbledore in a fight
Alex says:
if he was in WoW he'd trainer, that trained other NPC trainers
tony says:
his plasma bolts are second to none.. and only rivaled by the combined forces of akuma, ryu and ken. i bow to you nic cage
Alex says:
I enjoyed his old man shoes
tony says:
i'd rock those shoes. how about the nic cage death scene?
Alex says:
it didn't happen
tony says:
did he have u convinced? cause i had the kleenex out
Alex says:
he was taking a nap, hes invincible. I think Nic Cage can play any character
tony says:
nic cage SHOULD play every character
Alex says:
I think he should. they should redo the whole movie with just him
tony says:
agreed! now that we covered that. the rest of the film sucked.. the girl was annoying and incredibly stupid (even for a disney character) and the romantic side plots rank among some of the dumbest ever captured. and the fact that the apprentice went from a dumbass to an epic sorcerer in under 15 mins.. was why i dont fear death
Alex says:
I think this film is trying to tell me that Criss Angel is in fact not a mind freak, but a Morganian
tony says:
hahaha true
Alex says:
film was rtarded, only scene I was excited about was the actual Sorc.Apprentice scene from fantasia, and they didn't even do a good job of it with today's special effects. the pacing was all over the place and you just love the love interests in the film
tony says:
stupidest ever! EVER
Alex says:
even Bellucci looked haggard
tony says:
but hey if i have to pay for a ticket that allows me to view the brilliance that is nic cage for 40 or so mins.. i'll do it everytime. agreed?
Alex says:
I wouldn't mind if Nic Cage was in every film from now to the end of my days
tony says:
neither would i! im gonna start a petition for nic cage to be the new dumbledore
Alex says:
new Potter too
tony says:
5/10 for the film.. 10/10 for the cage
Alex says:
Nic Cage as both Jacob and Edward, only way I'm ever going to watch Twilight
tony says:
and perhaps bella too?
Alex says:
4/10 for me, go watch the 10 min Fantasia version. yes and Bella



The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Nic Cage, who else would quest for 1000 years?!
Tony's Pick: who else?

Line of the Movie:
Al: "Sake?! I was in character!!"
Tony: "your go to spell? the plasma bolt!"

Predators

Alex says:
DHILLON!!!
tony says:
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Alex says:
YOU!! Y...YOU!!!...YOU!!!!...CLAP ....CLAPCLAPCLAP...YOU SON OF AAA CLAAP CLAP BIIITCHBIBIBIBITCH!
tony says:
this was easily the second best movie in the predator franchise HAHAHAHDAHDAHA
Alex says:
oh wrong movie, but AHNULD was mentioned as the soul survivor! he bested a ugly mofo
tony says:
WHAT ARE YOU? whaaaaat aaaaar yoooou?
Alex says:
YOU UGGGGLLLYY Y MUUDDAAAFUGGA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoBpzz8qpfY&feature=related
@ 10s in! oh gawd, I'm crying
tony says:
IM IN PAIN!
Alex says:
abs workout
tony says:
DHILLON!
D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D D DHILLON!
Alex says:
D.D.Dididididididdididiiiiidiiiiillong LMFAO
tony says:
HAHADHAHADHADHA i cant do this ! 7.5/10
Alex says:
so PREDATORS WAS AWESOME 8/10. 10/10 for the original
tony says:
yakuza, fishbourne, brody = awesome
D D D D D D D D D D DHILLON = Godly

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Yakusa guy cuz he cut that ugly mofo
Tony's Pick: Yakuza and russian

Line of the Movie:
Al: predator growl
Tony: "i talk too much!"

tony says:
special award: dhillon and ahnuld
Alex says:
Best review evar! special thanks to youtubers
tony says:
agreed!
Alex says:
and Dillon Remixes
tony says:
keep thos remixes going!

The A-Team

Alex says:
Would you say Neeson is still the baddest mofo on film these days?
tony says: oh man its hard to say he is. i love the guy. but his zeus was trash.. and his hannibal wasnt all that great either. i will give him the benefit of the doubt and say yes
Alex says:
but he makes great plans
tony says: he still is the baddest mofo
Alex says:
GREAT plans cuz there is no plan-b! AH HAH!
tony says: good one al. honestly when he was making his first plan.. i fell asleep. i'll tell you who wasnt the baddest mofo.. the douche that played B.A. Mr. T has said he hates this movie.. and its hard to disagree with him
Alex says:
you leave Rampage alone! he lost the fight to rashad because of this film
tony says: and then he cried like a little child about it. mr. t would never do that
Alex says:
I no like Mr.T, he condones Night Elf Mohawks
tony says: hahahaha
Alex says:
thats all I got, the film was standard, and was fun for a summer action film
tony says: i dont really remember this film.. all i know is i didnt like it. this is what happens when we start slacking on the reviews and we have to review a mediocre movie. 5/10.. right in the middle.. since i cant remember anything but how lame B.A was, the theme song still gets 9/10 tho
Alex says:
steered a falling tank by shooting randomly 6.5/10 for standardness


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Face!
Tony's Pick: liam

Line of the Movie:
Al: "I'm WORRIED!"
Tony: " thats a handicap zone! you cant park there"

tony says: oh was jessica beil in this? or was it the sister from dexter?
Alex says:
yes, Dexter's sister was in this film

Knight and Day

tony says:
this piece of steaming turd was lucky to be viewed by us.. 'cause it fell on a week where the next best option was sex and the city 2! i felt this film had a lot in common with the last airbender 'cause it has two actors who need to be stopped as much as m night shamalan
Alex says:
Tom Cruise: ACHHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!! you leave the Cruise alone
tony says:
you still like him?
Alex says:
the man is a Golden God
tony says:
you like this film then? cameron diaz is terrible and cruise is far past annoying
Alex says:
oh I absolutely hated it
tony says:
thank goodness
Alex says:
Diaz looks like that hairless cat Cruise is typecasted movie was so slow paced and even the action scenes were cutout with that schtick, where diaz would pass out and things happen
tony says:
the plot was so stupid that i half expected every scene to be a dream sequence
Alex says:
or was it!!!
tony says:
and they kept playing off the same jokes. jokes that werent even funny the first time and at the end of the movie.. the punch lines were the SAME jokes. wtf?
Alex says:
but it was reversed characters doing it! haaaah? huuuuunhhh! Cruise: AHHHHHHHHHH ! AAAHHHHHHHHH
tony says:
i feel like i want to kick you in the balls
Alex says:
I remember you laughing at the: "I'm gonna kill myself then her" part. you make me sick
tony says:
i never laughed at that! did i? do we have to talk about this movie anymore?
Alex says:
no, cuz I forgot what this movie was about
tony says:
it was about two of the most obnoxious actors in hollywood.. deciding to team up and do a movie that they thought would be cute and funny
tony says:
when really it was suicide inducing
Alex says:
there were some badguys, some chase scene, some kind of romantic thingy, I kept expecting Diaz and Cruise to regress back into their Vanilla Sky characters and crash the car and die and credits roll
tony says:
i wish that was the case
Alex says:
it would've been mind blasting
tony says:
3/10 for me... someone please stop tom cruise and let him know that no one likes him anymore
Alex says:
2.5/10 I'd rather watch Avatar:Racebender again



The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: that kid that made the thing that the badguys wanted, cuz he deserves to be in better movies
Tony's Pick: the firefighter guy

Line of the Movie:
Al: "what day is it? its someday!" ZING!!!!
Tony: "this is me.. this is you without me.. with me.. without me.. with me.. without me." for stupidness


Alex says:
I'd like to point out that Green Zone's Matt Damon character has the same name has Cruise's character here...conspiracy!!!
Alex says:
and did you know that Maggie Grace was in this film!? I FORGOT !
tony says:
oh god i had supressed that.. thanks a lot, you cretin
Alex says:
cuz her performance was too goddamned memorable. we're both cretinzied for having reviewd this dirt flecked feces of a film
tony says:
i'll drink to that

The Last Airbender

tony says:
m night shamalan really needs to be stopped
Alex says:
I'd like to give him a tweest..... twist his neck!
tony says:
hes seriously becoming the next uwe bol
Alex says:
Uwe is better than Shamalamah
tony says:
i mean just because you did one good film.. and i wouldnt necessarily call 6th sense good.... doesnt mean hollywood is your calling! this movie was awful! how do you manage to turn a lovable nickelodeon cartoon.. into a movie that angers even little kids?
Alex says:
Childhoods were ruined because of this film
tony says:
they were indeed ruined! the acting was terrible... and the directing of the film enhanced the terribleness
tony says:
al you seen the whole avatar cartoon.. what did you think of what m night did?
Alex says:
You know there was a petition and an uproar by asians everywhere against the making of this film
tony says:
explain
Alex says:
it was called avatar the last racebender! now, I'm usually the last person to support any 'positive action' bullshit and banding together of a race to complain about stuff, especially asians (chinanese!) but even this I am upset about
tony says:
elaborate! i mean i kinda understand.. but i havent seen as much of the original as you have
Alex says:
just leave it be, you already have all the designs and characters in place, why change it? the chinese characters were not even characters anymore, they were gibberish squigleys!
tony says:
were there even asians in the whole movie?
Alex says:
only the earth kingdom
tony says:
race issues aside it was still a terrible film.. and there was no difference between the 3D version and the normal version
Alex says:
oh, I felt like I was watching Narnia, or the 1st harry potter
tony says:
the love plot between saka and the moon princess or whatever.. was especially vexing
Alex says:
JAI HO!!!!
tony says:
it was like watching an elementary school production written by kids of the cartoon
only the kid haven't really seen the cartoon but have only gone on nickleodeans website and played avatar the game
Alex says:
The only good thing was watching live action element bending
tony says:
those werent even that good! its better in the cartoon! please m night if you're somewhere reading this.. please listen to my advice
STOP!
just stop! you got you're money you cant trick us anymore
Alex says:
They should lock him up somewhere until the rest of the series is finished
tony says:
just please for the love of all thats holy, stop! i hope they dont make another one
Alex says:
movie needed more Appa and Momo
tony says:
just skip this travesty and watch the cartoon. momo was so hideous in the movie but appa was cool
Alex says:
or make a cartoon movie
tony says:
yes! make a cartoon movie i agree. ok im sad we've wasted this much time on this movie 2.5/10
one of the worst movies this year
Alex says:
I got to watch the avatar series, I'm glad about that
tony says:
true thats a small consolation i suppose
Alex says:
3/10, so dissappointed with this film
tony says:
boycotting m night


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Appa , he played the part
Tony's Pick: ang i mean anh? i mean an?? they couldnt even get his g d name right!

Line of the Movie:
Al: (worst line): "Earthbenders, WhY aRe u Acting tHiS waaayyy!"
Tony: my 9 year old cousin: "the cartoon is way better!"

Splice

Alex says:
SPLICE!!! was spicy!
tony says:
i really did not enjoy this film at first
tony says:
but after reading some of the reviews and thinking about it.. i think it's not that bad
Alex says:
that actress who portrayed Dren is not getting anything else
Alex says:
ppl are gonna be freaked seeing her
tony says:
dren is creepy
Alex says:
its a great film
Alex says:
and not a monster/horror film that its made out to be
tony says:
enlighten us al
tony says:
this is certainly your field
Alex says:
its a cautionary tale on the dangers of working with your spouse!
Alex says:
dats right!
Alex says:
has nothing to do with messing around with science!
tony says:
woah that explanation came out of left field
Alex says:
bitch be crazy!
tony says:
watch what u say, heathen!
Alex says:
yeah I said it
tony says:
i can never fully dislike a film
tony says:
and she was awesome
tony says:
she held the movie together
tony says:
she was brilliant
tony says:
even at being a biatch
tony says:
brody was the crazy one
tony says:
and gross
Alex says:
fine, its a film about parenting and family, and science and biotech
tony says:
thank you
Alex says:
Brody is the man, ummm predators coming out!
tony says:
he is most certainly not the man
tony says:
look there is a lot i can say about this film
tony says:
but it all comes down to the fact that it had sarah polley in it
tony says:
thats it
tony says:
its great
tony says:
done
Alex says:
if there is a film that I'd have to recommend this year so far, then its this one
Alex says:
don't watch it thinking its a horror film or monster flick
tony says:
im surprised u liked it this much
tony says:
didnt it seem kinda rediculous and unreal at times?
Alex says:
and its written in a risque way that only Canadian cinema can
tony says:
that's not a critism.. polley is in it
Alex says:
I can see it from the laughing audience's point of view, but those ppl were all expecting the Fly or Species
tony says:
thats true
tony says:
8/10 for me
tony says:
polley
tony says:
done
Alex says:
8.5/10 for me


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Dren, cuz nothing can keep it down!
Tony's Pick: polley

Line of the Movie:
Al: "its a fucking disaster!"
Tony: "EFF!" "ExACTLY!"

Prince of Persia

tony says:
so before we start this review.. let me ask you a question.. if you had the sands of time dagger.. would you have used it so that no one else had to suffer and remember the awful film that is prince of persia?
Alex says:
I would've watched the film, used it and watched another film, cuz only the holder of the dagger is aware of whats happened
Alex says:
infact I might use the dagger all the time for everything
tony says:
oh of course
tony says:
but knowing that you just watched what was a peice of crap.. would you have used the dagger to save me and the audience?
Alex says:
no
tony says:
you bastard
Alex says:
I'd rewind and make all the calls
tony says:
actually i'd probably do that too
tony says:
without giving anything away
tony says:
this film has one of the worst endings i have ever seen
Alex says:
but apparently, the game follows the course of the movie, the prince rewinds time all the way back, just like the film
Alex says:
for a movie they should've worked around that ending
Alex says:
its the same ending as waking up from a dream
tony says:
there also wasnt enough jumping
Alex says:
needed more jumping indeed
Alex says:
spiderman like jumping
tony says:
he jumped in the movie as much as i'd jump in the intro of the video game
tony says:
just wasnt enough
tony says:
and the princess was so annoying
tony says:
it was the accent
Alex says:
no she wasn't!
Alex says:
and you like the accent
tony says:
her accent didnt annoy u?
Alex says:
no you love the accent
tony says:
did not!
tony says:
the only thing i liked about this film was the zulu knife thrower
tony says:
that guy was badass
Alex says:
I'm gonna rewatch the movie with everyone elses voice removed and just listen to Gemma talk
tony says:
sigh
tony says:
you would too
Alex says:
I want PoP 2 and 3
tony says:
how could there be?
tony says:
what would be the conflict?!
tony says:
this movie is stupid enough as is
Alex says:
ummmm more assassins, more mystical evil genies and his own evil self from abusing the dagger
tony says:
oh i guess thats true
tony says:
but no more ben kingsley
Alex says:
Mark Strong for PoP 2's bad guy
Alex says:
but this film was an allusion to drug use
tony says:
are you telling me this film was a social commentary on drug abuse?
Alex says:
no, but there were enough of social commentaries that I did not appreciate in this film, the whole war and weapons of mass destructions
tony says:
you read too much into things
tony says:
it was a disney film for pete sakes
Alex says:
Disney is deep
tony says:
this was basically a film to probably introduce a new ride in their park
Alex says:
what? bungie jumping?
tony says:
something like that
Alex says:
would you ostrich race?
tony says:
YES!
tony says:
would u?
tony says:
that sheet looked fun
Alex says:
no, they seem frail
tony says:
i'll frail you!
Alex says:
I enjoyed the persian ninjas also
tony says:
i missed the training part
tony says:
but they seemed epic
tony says:
ok im gonna give this film a 6/10 ending just kills it for me
Alex says:
7/10, standard hollywood summer fare, one of the better vidya game to movies in a long time and if there is a sequel, its gonna be epic,


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: the prince! or princess would do too
Tony's Pick: the knife thrower

Line of the Movie:
Al: "Pulley! BRING THE PULLEY!"
Tony: "how'd you do that?" (only line from the movie i can remember right now)

Robin Hood

tony says:
i only liked this movie slightly more than the ghetto cartoon rocket robin hood
it was THAT BAD
Alex says:
that speaks volumnes..... against the cartoon! I liked Robin Hood.
tony says:
me too..... when it was kevin costner
Alex says:
it was like watching Robin Hood Begins or something. and, please, men in tights was superior
tony says:
oh true true but it just seemed to want to be a different robin hood so badly.. that it failed! they changed everything thats great about robin hood
Alex says:
it was the beginning of the legend
tony says:
the man shot 4 arrows max. he could shoot more!
Alex says:
when Robin Hood 2 comes out, it'll have everything you'd want, the merry men, the evil Sheriff and more arrow shooting
tony says:
there is NOT gonna be a sequel
Alex says:
remember that last arrow in the film? it was a prelude of things to come
tony says:
i hope to god there isnt! so he just all of a sudden became a good archer ? thats rediculous
Alex says:
NO! didn't you watch the film?! he was already full specced marksmanship
tony says:
i couldnt tell! the dude shot 4 arrows which could be all luck
Alex says:
you just wanted Legolas action
tony says:
another thumbs up performance from mark strong though.. wouldnt u say? and william hurt too
they played well off each other
Alex says:
Hes the new evil go to guy 2010
tony says:
agreed and king john was good too
Alex says:
ummm no! Max von sydow! the immortal
tony says:
what? i didnt even know that was him as the blind guy? holy hell i may have just liked the movie a lil more now
Alex says:
he has a movie career that spans like 50 years
Alex says:
and cate!
tony says:
he's truly epic!! thoughts on the merry men?
Alex says:
needed more of the merrymen and little jon
tony says:
hahaha
tony says:
the cast was excellent minus russel crowe... but i just didnt like the story
Alex says:
OH DONT LIKE TUCK!
Alex says:
cuz FRAIRTRUCK ruined the character for me
tony says:
yeah i agree tuck was scumbag looking
Alex says:
I kept thinking theres gonna be that one scene wheres hes standing behind a pillar
tony says:
dont bring ftruck into this.. the man is a legend.. horseshit!
Alex says:
I HEALED!
tony says:
hahaahaha ok so i guess im gonna give this a 6.5/10 forgettable but somewhat entertaining
Alex says:
nope, better for me, 7.5/10 it was a Robin Hood film done in the style of an origin movie
tony says:
i hate origin movies! so that might be the problem


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Robin Hood!
Tony's Pick: max von sydow

Line of the Movie:
Al: in regards to his English Heritage; Godfrey: "when it suites me"
Tony: "this is my first war... i'll lead!"

A Nightmare on Elm Street

tony says:
this movie was a nightmare...
tony says:
snicker
Alex says:
icwatudidthar
tony says:
HAHHAHAHA
tony says:
honestly
tony says:
michael bay needs to be stopped
Alex says:
I don't think I've seen any of the originals, so I can't comment much on freddy
Alex says:
the only reference I have in my mind is Ivan's sweater
tony says:
ivan needs to start wearing that sweater on a daily basis.. but you admit this was a piece of trash film right?
tony says:
there were more laughs in the audience than any type of fear.. in some movies this works... but you know that's not what michael bay wanted
Alex says:
its pretty standard horror/teen flick, the stupidest part was everyone was falling asleep
Alex says:
its like watching a bunch of lazy assed teens suffereing from narcolepsy
tony says:
yeah that's so true.. teens that cant even stay up all night?! micro dreams? dumb
tony says:
lets face it... the originals weren't that great either
Alex says:
probably not if we marathoned them now, it'll be too cult
tony says:
but at least freddy was an intimidating and scary presence
tony says:
jackie earl haley didnt cut it at all
tony says:
if you pardon the pun
Alex says:
I think they only cast him cuz of his voice
Alex says:
the face looked too pulled back and shiny
tony says:
he looked like a combination of beast from the tv series beauty and the beast, and abe from hellboy
tony says:
he just wasnt scary
tony says:
and he didnt have any good kills
tony says:
there were SOME good dream sequences.. like the floor turning into blood.. but not nearly enough
Alex says:
the first one was ok, where he was tossing that girl around, and the guy was like "ummm I think I can save her, even though shes floating around the ceiling"
tony says:
that's not a freddy kill! that;s an exorcist kill!
tony says:
ITS 90% DREAM SEQUENCES! AS A DIRECTOR YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! but they did nothing
Alex says:
you enjoyed the dream withing a dream sequences the best
tony says:
i wish i dreamed that i watched this
Alex says:
you mean a nightmare?
tony says:
the whole time i honestly was thinking about the grounds keeper willy episode where he was freddy on the simpsons
tony says:
yes a nightmare!
tony says:
5/10. please stop michael bay! what aint broke doesnt need fixing.. you have no idea how to do horror films
Alex says:
5/10 also, but the chainsaw remake was ok
tony says:
did michael bay do that?
Alex says:
I thought he had something to do with it
Alex says:
producer?
tony says:
well you just like jessica biel
Alex says:
who doesn't like biel?
tony says:
well played


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Freddy obviously, the man won't let death stop him from going after what he wants!
Tony's Pick: the swimming teen

Line of the Movie:
Al: "you can't hurt me, I set my alarm!"
Tony: "does that hurt? that's 'cause you're in my world now bitch!"

tony says:
oh by the way.. im playing silent hill 4 on the ps2 right now.. and the intro to that game alone is scarrier than anything michael bay has been a part of

The Losers

Alex says:
So the only thing I got out of watching the losers was going home and looking up Don't stop believing
tony says:
Don't STOP BELIEVING!
tony says:
i don't know any other part of that song
tony says:
did you download it?
Alex says:
no, listening to it on youtube
tony says:
i didnt think too much about the film either... it was just your typical action film
Alex says:
its cashing in on the whole 'team' action flick before A-Team drops
tony says:
agreed!
tony says:
i had a feeling though that if you were a fan of the comic, you maybe would've liked the film
tony says:
there was no character development
tony says:
you had to go in with knowledge about them to enjoy it
Alex says:
you had to have read the comic book to appreciate the characters and their banter...then maybe you would've enjoyed their onscreen personas
Alex says:
but even still, its pretty crap
tony says:
the movie reminded me of transporter
tony says:
i dont know why
tony says:
maybe cause it was equally as ridiculous
tony says:
villian was good tho... such a douchebag.. would you agree?
Alex says:
I didn't like his one gloved hand
tony says:
yeah case and point, they didnt explain the hand
Alex says:
reminded me of mice and men
Alex says:
would you want to work for that douche bag?
Alex says:
you might get shot at random
tony says:
he better be paying me 1000 bucks per minute
tony says:
he was by far the only enjoyable part of the movie
tony says:
so basically, no story, no characters, no leadup, good villain
tony says:
done
Alex says:
the beginning scene was really good
tony says:
i don't even remember
Alex says:
then there were too many slow mo shots until the end
tony says:
5.5/10
Alex says:
I'd give it a 6/10
tony says:
i like chris evans tho..
Alex says:
cap. America!


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: pooch, for having both legs shot out and still running and gunning
Tony's Pick: the villain

Line of the Movie:
Al: "you see that? is that a pink shirt?"
Tony: "you're so short! are you standing in a hole?"


tony says:
OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT POOCH!
tony says:
good call al
tony says:
im switching to pooch

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: pooch, for having both legs shot out and still running and gunning
Tony's Pick: pooch!

tony says:
im surpised you didnt mention the girl and her hotness
Alex says:
she was hot, but now when I see Zoe Zaldana, I only can think of a 8ft tall space smurf
tony says:
hahahaha