The Last Airbender

tony says:
m night shamalan really needs to be stopped
Alex says:
I'd like to give him a tweest..... twist his neck!
tony says:
hes seriously becoming the next uwe bol
Alex says:
Uwe is better than Shamalamah
tony says:
i mean just because you did one good film.. and i wouldnt necessarily call 6th sense good.... doesnt mean hollywood is your calling! this movie was awful! how do you manage to turn a lovable nickelodeon cartoon.. into a movie that angers even little kids?
Alex says:
Childhoods were ruined because of this film
tony says:
they were indeed ruined! the acting was terrible... and the directing of the film enhanced the terribleness
tony says:
al you seen the whole avatar cartoon.. what did you think of what m night did?
Alex says:
You know there was a petition and an uproar by asians everywhere against the making of this film
tony says:
explain
Alex says:
it was called avatar the last racebender! now, I'm usually the last person to support any 'positive action' bullshit and banding together of a race to complain about stuff, especially asians (chinanese!) but even this I am upset about
tony says:
elaborate! i mean i kinda understand.. but i havent seen as much of the original as you have
Alex says:
just leave it be, you already have all the designs and characters in place, why change it? the chinese characters were not even characters anymore, they were gibberish squigleys!
tony says:
were there even asians in the whole movie?
Alex says:
only the earth kingdom
tony says:
race issues aside it was still a terrible film.. and there was no difference between the 3D version and the normal version
Alex says:
oh, I felt like I was watching Narnia, or the 1st harry potter
tony says:
the love plot between saka and the moon princess or whatever.. was especially vexing
Alex says:
JAI HO!!!!
tony says:
it was like watching an elementary school production written by kids of the cartoon
only the kid haven't really seen the cartoon but have only gone on nickleodeans website and played avatar the game
Alex says:
The only good thing was watching live action element bending
tony says:
those werent even that good! its better in the cartoon! please m night if you're somewhere reading this.. please listen to my advice
STOP!
just stop! you got you're money you cant trick us anymore
Alex says:
They should lock him up somewhere until the rest of the series is finished
tony says:
just please for the love of all thats holy, stop! i hope they dont make another one
Alex says:
movie needed more Appa and Momo
tony says:
just skip this travesty and watch the cartoon. momo was so hideous in the movie but appa was cool
Alex says:
or make a cartoon movie
tony says:
yes! make a cartoon movie i agree. ok im sad we've wasted this much time on this movie 2.5/10
one of the worst movies this year
Alex says:
I got to watch the avatar series, I'm glad about that
tony says:
true thats a small consolation i suppose
Alex says:
3/10, so dissappointed with this film
tony says:
boycotting m night


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Appa , he played the part
Tony's Pick: ang i mean anh? i mean an?? they couldnt even get his g d name right!

Line of the Movie:
Al: (worst line): "Earthbenders, WhY aRe u Acting tHiS waaayyy!"
Tony: my 9 year old cousin: "the cartoon is way better!"

Splice

Alex says:
SPLICE!!! was spicy!
tony says:
i really did not enjoy this film at first
tony says:
but after reading some of the reviews and thinking about it.. i think it's not that bad
Alex says:
that actress who portrayed Dren is not getting anything else
Alex says:
ppl are gonna be freaked seeing her
tony says:
dren is creepy
Alex says:
its a great film
Alex says:
and not a monster/horror film that its made out to be
tony says:
enlighten us al
tony says:
this is certainly your field
Alex says:
its a cautionary tale on the dangers of working with your spouse!
Alex says:
dats right!
Alex says:
has nothing to do with messing around with science!
tony says:
woah that explanation came out of left field
Alex says:
bitch be crazy!
tony says:
watch what u say, heathen!
Alex says:
yeah I said it
tony says:
i can never fully dislike a film
tony says:
and she was awesome
tony says:
she held the movie together
tony says:
she was brilliant
tony says:
even at being a biatch
tony says:
brody was the crazy one
tony says:
and gross
Alex says:
fine, its a film about parenting and family, and science and biotech
tony says:
thank you
Alex says:
Brody is the man, ummm predators coming out!
tony says:
he is most certainly not the man
tony says:
look there is a lot i can say about this film
tony says:
but it all comes down to the fact that it had sarah polley in it
tony says:
thats it
tony says:
its great
tony says:
done
Alex says:
if there is a film that I'd have to recommend this year so far, then its this one
Alex says:
don't watch it thinking its a horror film or monster flick
tony says:
im surprised u liked it this much
tony says:
didnt it seem kinda rediculous and unreal at times?
Alex says:
and its written in a risque way that only Canadian cinema can
tony says:
that's not a critism.. polley is in it
Alex says:
I can see it from the laughing audience's point of view, but those ppl were all expecting the Fly or Species
tony says:
thats true
tony says:
8/10 for me
tony says:
polley
tony says:
done
Alex says:
8.5/10 for me


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Dren, cuz nothing can keep it down!
Tony's Pick: polley

Line of the Movie:
Al: "its a fucking disaster!"
Tony: "EFF!" "ExACTLY!"

Prince of Persia

tony says:
so before we start this review.. let me ask you a question.. if you had the sands of time dagger.. would you have used it so that no one else had to suffer and remember the awful film that is prince of persia?
Alex says:
I would've watched the film, used it and watched another film, cuz only the holder of the dagger is aware of whats happened
Alex says:
infact I might use the dagger all the time for everything
tony says:
oh of course
tony says:
but knowing that you just watched what was a peice of crap.. would you have used the dagger to save me and the audience?
Alex says:
no
tony says:
you bastard
Alex says:
I'd rewind and make all the calls
tony says:
actually i'd probably do that too
tony says:
without giving anything away
tony says:
this film has one of the worst endings i have ever seen
Alex says:
but apparently, the game follows the course of the movie, the prince rewinds time all the way back, just like the film
Alex says:
for a movie they should've worked around that ending
Alex says:
its the same ending as waking up from a dream
tony says:
there also wasnt enough jumping
Alex says:
needed more jumping indeed
Alex says:
spiderman like jumping
tony says:
he jumped in the movie as much as i'd jump in the intro of the video game
tony says:
just wasnt enough
tony says:
and the princess was so annoying
tony says:
it was the accent
Alex says:
no she wasn't!
Alex says:
and you like the accent
tony says:
her accent didnt annoy u?
Alex says:
no you love the accent
tony says:
did not!
tony says:
the only thing i liked about this film was the zulu knife thrower
tony says:
that guy was badass
Alex says:
I'm gonna rewatch the movie with everyone elses voice removed and just listen to Gemma talk
tony says:
sigh
tony says:
you would too
Alex says:
I want PoP 2 and 3
tony says:
how could there be?
tony says:
what would be the conflict?!
tony says:
this movie is stupid enough as is
Alex says:
ummmm more assassins, more mystical evil genies and his own evil self from abusing the dagger
tony says:
oh i guess thats true
tony says:
but no more ben kingsley
Alex says:
Mark Strong for PoP 2's bad guy
Alex says:
but this film was an allusion to drug use
tony says:
are you telling me this film was a social commentary on drug abuse?
Alex says:
no, but there were enough of social commentaries that I did not appreciate in this film, the whole war and weapons of mass destructions
tony says:
you read too much into things
tony says:
it was a disney film for pete sakes
Alex says:
Disney is deep
tony says:
this was basically a film to probably introduce a new ride in their park
Alex says:
what? bungie jumping?
tony says:
something like that
Alex says:
would you ostrich race?
tony says:
YES!
tony says:
would u?
tony says:
that sheet looked fun
Alex says:
no, they seem frail
tony says:
i'll frail you!
Alex says:
I enjoyed the persian ninjas also
tony says:
i missed the training part
tony says:
but they seemed epic
tony says:
ok im gonna give this film a 6/10 ending just kills it for me
Alex says:
7/10, standard hollywood summer fare, one of the better vidya game to movies in a long time and if there is a sequel, its gonna be epic,


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: the prince! or princess would do too
Tony's Pick: the knife thrower

Line of the Movie:
Al: "Pulley! BRING THE PULLEY!"
Tony: "how'd you do that?" (only line from the movie i can remember right now)

Robin Hood

tony says:
i only liked this movie slightly more than the ghetto cartoon rocket robin hood
it was THAT BAD
Alex says:
that speaks volumnes..... against the cartoon! I liked Robin Hood.
tony says:
me too..... when it was kevin costner
Alex says:
it was like watching Robin Hood Begins or something. and, please, men in tights was superior
tony says:
oh true true but it just seemed to want to be a different robin hood so badly.. that it failed! they changed everything thats great about robin hood
Alex says:
it was the beginning of the legend
tony says:
the man shot 4 arrows max. he could shoot more!
Alex says:
when Robin Hood 2 comes out, it'll have everything you'd want, the merry men, the evil Sheriff and more arrow shooting
tony says:
there is NOT gonna be a sequel
Alex says:
remember that last arrow in the film? it was a prelude of things to come
tony says:
i hope to god there isnt! so he just all of a sudden became a good archer ? thats rediculous
Alex says:
NO! didn't you watch the film?! he was already full specced marksmanship
tony says:
i couldnt tell! the dude shot 4 arrows which could be all luck
Alex says:
you just wanted Legolas action
tony says:
another thumbs up performance from mark strong though.. wouldnt u say? and william hurt too
they played well off each other
Alex says:
Hes the new evil go to guy 2010
tony says:
agreed and king john was good too
Alex says:
ummm no! Max von sydow! the immortal
tony says:
what? i didnt even know that was him as the blind guy? holy hell i may have just liked the movie a lil more now
Alex says:
he has a movie career that spans like 50 years
Alex says:
and cate!
tony says:
he's truly epic!! thoughts on the merry men?
Alex says:
needed more of the merrymen and little jon
tony says:
hahaha
tony says:
the cast was excellent minus russel crowe... but i just didnt like the story
Alex says:
OH DONT LIKE TUCK!
Alex says:
cuz FRAIRTRUCK ruined the character for me
tony says:
yeah i agree tuck was scumbag looking
Alex says:
I kept thinking theres gonna be that one scene wheres hes standing behind a pillar
tony says:
dont bring ftruck into this.. the man is a legend.. horseshit!
Alex says:
I HEALED!
tony says:
hahaahaha ok so i guess im gonna give this a 6.5/10 forgettable but somewhat entertaining
Alex says:
nope, better for me, 7.5/10 it was a Robin Hood film done in the style of an origin movie
tony says:
i hate origin movies! so that might be the problem


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Robin Hood!
Tony's Pick: max von sydow

Line of the Movie:
Al: in regards to his English Heritage; Godfrey: "when it suites me"
Tony: "this is my first war... i'll lead!"

A Nightmare on Elm Street

tony says:
this movie was a nightmare...
tony says:
snicker
Alex says:
icwatudidthar
tony says:
HAHHAHAHA
tony says:
honestly
tony says:
michael bay needs to be stopped
Alex says:
I don't think I've seen any of the originals, so I can't comment much on freddy
Alex says:
the only reference I have in my mind is Ivan's sweater
tony says:
ivan needs to start wearing that sweater on a daily basis.. but you admit this was a piece of trash film right?
tony says:
there were more laughs in the audience than any type of fear.. in some movies this works... but you know that's not what michael bay wanted
Alex says:
its pretty standard horror/teen flick, the stupidest part was everyone was falling asleep
Alex says:
its like watching a bunch of lazy assed teens suffereing from narcolepsy
tony says:
yeah that's so true.. teens that cant even stay up all night?! micro dreams? dumb
tony says:
lets face it... the originals weren't that great either
Alex says:
probably not if we marathoned them now, it'll be too cult
tony says:
but at least freddy was an intimidating and scary presence
tony says:
jackie earl haley didnt cut it at all
tony says:
if you pardon the pun
Alex says:
I think they only cast him cuz of his voice
Alex says:
the face looked too pulled back and shiny
tony says:
he looked like a combination of beast from the tv series beauty and the beast, and abe from hellboy
tony says:
he just wasnt scary
tony says:
and he didnt have any good kills
tony says:
there were SOME good dream sequences.. like the floor turning into blood.. but not nearly enough
Alex says:
the first one was ok, where he was tossing that girl around, and the guy was like "ummm I think I can save her, even though shes floating around the ceiling"
tony says:
that's not a freddy kill! that;s an exorcist kill!
tony says:
ITS 90% DREAM SEQUENCES! AS A DIRECTOR YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! but they did nothing
Alex says:
you enjoyed the dream withing a dream sequences the best
tony says:
i wish i dreamed that i watched this
Alex says:
you mean a nightmare?
tony says:
the whole time i honestly was thinking about the grounds keeper willy episode where he was freddy on the simpsons
tony says:
yes a nightmare!
tony says:
5/10. please stop michael bay! what aint broke doesnt need fixing.. you have no idea how to do horror films
Alex says:
5/10 also, but the chainsaw remake was ok
tony says:
did michael bay do that?
Alex says:
I thought he had something to do with it
Alex says:
producer?
tony says:
well you just like jessica biel
Alex says:
who doesn't like biel?
tony says:
well played


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Freddy obviously, the man won't let death stop him from going after what he wants!
Tony's Pick: the swimming teen

Line of the Movie:
Al: "you can't hurt me, I set my alarm!"
Tony: "does that hurt? that's 'cause you're in my world now bitch!"

tony says:
oh by the way.. im playing silent hill 4 on the ps2 right now.. and the intro to that game alone is scarrier than anything michael bay has been a part of

The Losers

Alex says:
So the only thing I got out of watching the losers was going home and looking up Don't stop believing
tony says:
Don't STOP BELIEVING!
tony says:
i don't know any other part of that song
tony says:
did you download it?
Alex says:
no, listening to it on youtube
tony says:
i didnt think too much about the film either... it was just your typical action film
Alex says:
its cashing in on the whole 'team' action flick before A-Team drops
tony says:
agreed!
tony says:
i had a feeling though that if you were a fan of the comic, you maybe would've liked the film
tony says:
there was no character development
tony says:
you had to go in with knowledge about them to enjoy it
Alex says:
you had to have read the comic book to appreciate the characters and their banter...then maybe you would've enjoyed their onscreen personas
Alex says:
but even still, its pretty crap
tony says:
the movie reminded me of transporter
tony says:
i dont know why
tony says:
maybe cause it was equally as ridiculous
tony says:
villian was good tho... such a douchebag.. would you agree?
Alex says:
I didn't like his one gloved hand
tony says:
yeah case and point, they didnt explain the hand
Alex says:
reminded me of mice and men
Alex says:
would you want to work for that douche bag?
Alex says:
you might get shot at random
tony says:
he better be paying me 1000 bucks per minute
tony says:
he was by far the only enjoyable part of the movie
tony says:
so basically, no story, no characters, no leadup, good villain
tony says:
done
Alex says:
the beginning scene was really good
tony says:
i don't even remember
Alex says:
then there were too many slow mo shots until the end
tony says:
5.5/10
Alex says:
I'd give it a 6/10
tony says:
i like chris evans tho..
Alex says:
cap. America!


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: pooch, for having both legs shot out and still running and gunning
Tony's Pick: the villain

Line of the Movie:
Al: "you see that? is that a pink shirt?"
Tony: "you're so short! are you standing in a hole?"


tony says:
OH YEAH I FORGOT ABOUT POOCH!
tony says:
good call al
tony says:
im switching to pooch

The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: pooch, for having both legs shot out and still running and gunning
Tony's Pick: pooch!

tony says:
im surpised you didnt mention the girl and her hotness
Alex says:
she was hot, but now when I see Zoe Zaldana, I only can think of a 8ft tall space smurf
tony says:
hahahaha

Kick-Ass

tony says:
Dear Makers of Kick-Ass,
Thank you! I love you! i've been waiting for a movie like this for a long time. Thank you for including Nicholas Cage.
Yours in love and affection,
Tony
Dear People who determine which Movie trailers are shown,
Thank you! I love you! i've been waiting to see the preview for The Expendables for a long time! Thank you for including the AHnold scene!
Yours in love and affection,
Tony
Alex says:
would you say, it kicked your ass?
tony says:
it kicked my ass so hard al.. so hard
tony says:
it was sooo good
Alex says:
I dunno about that,
Alex says:
its great, recommendable, but I didn't think it was amazing
Alex says:
maybe I didn't 'get it'
tony says:
ok hang on
tony says:
if you toss out all the teenage parts
tony says:
and just focused on the lets-go-kill-mark-strong parts
tony says:
then would you say it was epic?
Alex says:
I didn't mind those teenage parts
Alex says:
talking about the film as a whole
tony says:
me too.. i'm saying the vengeance parts were sooo good i can look past the teenage/romance parts
Alex says:
but Mark Strong is the usual badassery, maybe a lil comical too in this one, so no complaints there
tony says:
how could you not like this film as much as me?
Alex says:
didn't do it, seemed like it was trying but didn't try hard enough
tony says:
what was missing for you?
Alex says:
it was like a mix of superbad and kill bill and batman...but not as great as all those films individually
tony says:
that's interesting, because i was just gonna say how much this film reminded me of kill bill
tony says:
i can see your point there
Alex says:
I have no idea, but it didn't seem to take the serious parts well enough and just lacked something, all the while there was this satirical outlook for the whole comic industry (which I think it was suppose to have, but kinda killed it for me)
tony says:
you're looking too much into it
tony says:
it's a film called kick-ass.. just let it destroy your face!
Alex says:
You knew Redmist was gonna sell them out, so I was just waiting for the end, or maybe a redemption for Redmist, cuz McLovin is the man
tony says:
that's another thing
tony says:
mclovin was tolerable in this film
tony says:
that takes skill to make him like that
Alex says:
you wanted Michael Cera as Kick Ass
tony says:
i'd like to kick his ass
tony says:
in the face
tony says:
but al. the music tho! oh man.. using the for a few dollars more theme? how effin epic is that? and bad reputation by joan jett?
tony says:
HIT GIRL'S got the baddest themes
Alex says:
that was cool
Alex says:
maybe just the ending was good enough to watch (re-watch) the film
tony says:
yes! i agree
tony says:
i mean if i was rewatching the film.. on a dvd... there were definitely parts i'd fast forward
tony says:
since we both brought the kill bill comparison.. i wanted to ask you
tony says:
no guns allowed... hit girl vs gogo yubari
tony says:
dual butterfly knives vs spike ball
Alex says:
gogo
tony says:
you sure?
Alex says:
hit girl needs some growing to do
Alex says:
then maybe hit girl
tony says:
i agree with you... gogo almost took out uma..
tony says:
let me ask you this then
tony says:
how effin awesome is nic cage? i think it's about time ppl stopped hating on this guy.. yes hes a smug bastard in real life.. yes he's slightly to severely retarded.. but the man makes great films
Alex says:
needed more cage for sure
Alex says:
and coif
tony says:
batman vs cage?
Alex says:
fukkin Cage
tony says:
im not gonna answer this one
tony says:
it pains me either way
tony says:
i love hit girl tho.. even in 500 days of summer i felt like she was a badass that can kick your ass
tony says:
she's gonna be the next big thing
Alex says:
you cant see it, but I'm hitting a red button right now, its located under my desk
tony says:
oh shut up!
Alex says:
ah, hello oct?
tony says:
hahaha
tony says:
anyway 9/10 for me
tony says:
close to a perfect score
tony says:
if not for the teenage drama and love
tony says:
eff those things
Alex says:
7.5/10
tony says:
that's just wrong
Alex says:
its great, but lacking
tony says:
you felt this was just as good as green zone you're saying
Alex says:
yes
Alex says:
I enjoyed green zone more actually
tony says:
i hope kick-ass kills you



The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: Big Daddy
Tony's Pick: kick-ass

Line of the Movie:
Al: "Who da fuck orders a kick-ass party?!"
Tony: "he should be... called.... ass-kick... heh"

tony says:
HAHAHAHHA good line!

Green Zone

Alex says:
maaahh
Alex says:
maaaah
Alex says:
mah?!
Alex says:
maat daaaamon
tony says:
MAAAAAAATT DAMMMMMMMMON!
tony says:
what did you think of the him in greenzone?
Alex says:
I think he played the role before
Alex says:
ja...jaaaaay...b..booouuurrrnn
tony says:
i mean that's what i thought from seeing the trailers.. but it wasnt that much the same
tony says:
he couldnt fight at all in this movie for one thing
Alex says:
I didn't believe him as a chief of his squad
Alex says:
standard military affair
tony says:
yeah this was a really typical war film
Alex says:
it was good though, accurate, like the Kingdom
Alex says:
it only made me want to play Battlefield
tony says:
i dunno.. seemed kinda stupid. i don't even remember the kingdom.. did we see that?
tony says:
this film went in circles
tony says:
it did feature GREG KINNEAR tho
Alex says:
I don't think you 'got it'
tony says:
wait that's what i mean though
tony says:
usually i wouldnt 'get it' but this time i think i understood everything
tony says:
that's a fail for a film like this
Alex says:
Kinnear was a douche in this film
tony says:
kinnear is ALWAYS a douche
tony says:
al if you were on the american forces most wanted list deck of playing cards.. would you rather be the queen of hearts.. or the 2 of clubs?
Alex says:
2
Alex says:
ducks
Alex says:
I wonder if that deck is on ebay
Alex says:
You wanted a guest appearance by Uda
tony says:
i wanted a guest appearance by the guy from the hurt locker!
tony says:
that guy woulda found WMD's even if there weren't any
Alex says:
he woulda deffused them
Alex says:
cuz hes a wild man
tony says:
he's difinitely that
tony says:
im gonna give 6.5/10.. entertaining, but nothing special.
Alex says:
7.5/10, cuz of mattttt daaaamoon, and had good action
Alex says:
I buy into the whole american propaganda
tony says:
ok say it with me one more time my friend
tony says:
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMON!
Alex says:
daaaaaaamoon!
Alex says:
/shakehead
Alex says:
daaaamoooonnn
tony says:
hahahaahaha


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: freddy for running a marathon with 1 leg and still catching up to ppl with 2
Tony's Pick: freddy the one legged civie

Line of the Movie:
Al: "get your fucking game face on!"
Tony: "People see you dig holes! why you dig holes?"

tony says:
freddy can easily be a heart of the year candidate

New Moon

tony says:
before we start i just want all the readers to know.. that i decided to watch this movie for the greater good... for the website.. and for that i should be classified a sort of modern day hero
tony says:
i would also like to point out that shellie watched this twice.. so she could refresh her memory and contribute to the review.
Shellie says:
Ummm not really. I made you watch it. That kind of makes you a pushover.
tony says:
and she just made fun of me. so im taking that credit back
Shellie says:
!!!! That is just low!
tony says:
i was giving you props!
Shellie says:
I take my comment back too...we did it for the greater good. QED.
tony says:
well played
tony says:
well played
Shellie says:
Okay Tony Two Times....what did you think?
tony says:
i don't at all know where to begin
Shellie says:
Because that's how boring this piece of crap was?
tony says:
i think that this was one of the few times where having live studio audience noises would have helped this film... like it helped full house
Shellie says:
That wouldnt have even helped it.
Shellie says:
I'm sitting here trying to think of something significant to chat about, and the only thing that comes to mind is when Bella flew off the motorcycle and hit her head.
tony says:
i don't even remember that part
Shellie says:
HAHHAHA
tony says:
and i'll agree with you
tony says:
i just think that if there were those OOOOOOH and AAAAAAAAH sounds the audience would make would have at least made this film funny
Shellie says:
*Bella flies off the motorcycle into a rock.* OHHHHHH! *Its okay folks, Bella is only minorly injured.* BOOOOOO!
tony says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA that's the idea!
tony says:
you've read the books... how does this compare?
Shellie says:
Well the books were pretty good. I really did enjoy reading them. But the movies made me hate the books. Honestly, what is the worst part about the movies? The boring bland actors that make me want to punch myself. Those douchebags arent in the books.
tony says:
i guess it's easier to read the books 'cause you can imagine yourself what bella and dumbass look like
tony says:
but they have this struggling face all the time.. it's like their inspiration for their roles were people suffering from constipation
Shellie says:
HAHAHAHHAHA
Shellie says:
Hey Tony...remember when I was rewatching the movie and you defended Edwards body?
tony says:
shellie we promised never to talk about that again
Shellie says:
I think Bella is suffering from a stick up her butt.
Shellie says:
OH!
Shellie says:
We did promise, but it was too epic to not repeat.
tony says:
promise breaker! now i'm going to pout and sit in my room looking out the window for months watching the seasons turn!
Shellie says:
October...November....(Bella please shower)....December....
tony says:
HAHAHA!!! but seriously.. i felt that this movie had no plot.. had nothing really... it made twilight looked good.. ( i vomitted a little there)... and it could've easily been condensed to a 20 min superstation show that aired before dawson's creek
tony says:
somethings i'll just never understand..
tony says:
how this series is so popular is one of them
Shellie says:
No it really did make Twilight look good! The plot was...if your boyfriend dumps you, do crazy irrational things so you can hear voices in your head. And for the record, I never watched Dawson's creek.
Shellie says:
But here's the big topic:
Shellie says:
How much did you love Jacob's abs?!?!?! *SWOON*!
tony says:
did you just swoon?
tony says:
you're part of the problem! not the solution!
Shellie says:
Hey! I am not typically one to get swoon-ish over abs, but even you have to admit that was the only silver lining in this movie!
Shellie says:
At least I'm defending Jacob and not Edward!
tony says:
ok i mean i can understand why girls would go ga ga over Jacob's abs... but there has to be something more than that!
Shellie says:
Something more? Than abs? I don't comprehend this.
tony says:
again.. part of the problem, not the solution! haha
Shellie says:
Haha...no I'm mostly mocking!
tony says:
what did you think of the ending? was it what happened in the book?
Shellie says:
Yes it's exactly what happened in the book. Sheer stupidity. And the part where they led children and the elderly in so the volturi could eat them? Hardly appropriate for young eyes!
tony says:
that part contributed nothing at all to the plot (which already was moronic).. all it did was show that vampires kill people
tony says:
no effing crap
Shellie says:
It also showed that the Volturi looked like a bunch of creepy homeless people that wear makeup.
tony says:
yes! what's up with that?
Shellie says:
But yes. Stupid ending to an even stupider movie.
tony says:
ok look readers.. very simple.. edward asks bella to marry him at the end of the movie.. dont waste your time or money for an almost 2 hr proposal
Shellie says:
DID YOU JUST SPOIL THE PROPOSAL?!
tony says:
i'm against spoiling endings.. and i never want to do it.. so its kinda a first
tony says:
and i;m gonna do another first
tony says:
i'm not going to give this movie a rating out of 10... because if i do.. i'm acknowledging that i recognize it as a movie.. which i don't..
Shellie says:
HAHAHA. So what are you going to do then?
tony says:
beg people to let the fact that i watched this movie not be in vain.. learn from this.. and cease watching this series
tony says:
will you rate this film?
Shellie says:
But that's not going to happen! Because I'm going to make you watch Eclipse with me too!
Shellie says:
Yes. I will rate it.
tony says:
oh i know! and i will ultimately buckle.. and watch.. woe is me
Shellie says:
And you say I'm part of the problem.
tony says:
sigh.. rate this already and lets never speak of new moon again
Shellie says:
Fine. -10 bajillion/10
tony says:
i think i hate you
Shellie says:
But it's a minus sign!
tony says:
OH
Shellie says:
I thought you were a math whiz!
tony says:
my apologies!
Shellie says:
I am shaking my head at you
tony says:
and i'm groveling for your forgiveness
tony says:
one more thing! did you notice how bella talks like this in the movie:
tony says:
edward i........ think........... that.......... i have............ to............ go to............. school............ today
Shellie says:
YES!
tony says:
SO annoying
Shellie says:
edward....its...my...........birthday.
tony says:
shellie i .......... hate ......... this.............. mo..........vie...............................................................so.......................m..............uch
Shellie says:
ouch..........i..........cut........myself............NOOOOO.....jasper!


The Chelios Heart Award
Shellie's Pick: Bella's dad for putting up with a nutty daughter.
Tony's Pick: shellie for watching this twice

Line of the Movie:
Shellie: "Pain"
Tony: "please just kill me" - tony

Hot Tub Time Machine

Alex says:
Cusack didn't save lives in this film or did he?
tony says:
he couldn't save this film either
Alex says:
uh, greatest comedy since the hangover!
tony says:
i mean i think everyone who goes into a movie called hot tub time machine has got to think it's going to be a little dumb.. and everyone was right! it's the greatest comedy since hangover 'cause we havent seen a comedy since hangover
Alex says:
there must've been one
tony says:
dont get me wrong there were funny parts.. the way they looked in the past was really funny.. and robert coddry was good.. but overall it just felt like a failed judd apatow film. the 80s was a retarded era, they shoulda did more with that.
Alex says:
judd apatow is fail anyways, Hot Tub Time Machine is the greatest thing since the 80s
tony says:
you can't be serious
Alex says:
greatest film evar!
tony says:
what did you like about it?
Alex says:
everything! all the 80s references, the vulgarity of the jokes and the retardedness of the whole film, and Crispin Glover
tony says:
crispin glover was great, i agree.. not enough 80s references tho.. they referenced everything at the very beginning of the time travel. the discussion about terminator was funny too. i mean it wasn't THAT bad.. just didnt stand out to me
Alex says:
maybe there hasn't been a comedy in a while. comedies are dead. unless they are in 3D
tony says:
hahahahaha perhaps you're right... i had some laughs anyway.. can't really ask for more
and i'll always support a cusack film. john OR joan
Alex says:
no joan! No!
tony says:
joan is great. did you like the nerdy kid?
Alex says:
no, he could've been replaced with any current teen-25something nerd actor that Hollywood seems to keep on stock now
tony says:
too many seth rogen/jonah hill/jack blacks/michael ceras/mclovin guys now
Alex says:
they went from giving the nerd/underdog/socialretard a good name back to where they started before...maybe even lower now cuz we've got normal ppl trying to be like them now
tony says:
so overall i'm gonna give this movie 6.5/10.. i think you get exactly what you think you'll get from this film.. there is a hot tub.. the hot tub is a time machine.. funniness ensues...
Alex says:
7.5/10, awesomely retarded film to add to the comedy collection (if your collection consists of dude comedies)
tony says:
evil crispin glover was better than good crispin glover
Alex says:
but he wants to be good
tony says:
he wants tips!
Alex says:
evil crispin asks anyways


The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick: the Lou
Tony's Pick: crispin glover

Line of the Movie:
Al: "its like a Hot Tub Time Machine" @_@
Tony: "yes I am writing break-up poetry! My heart hurts!"