
tony says:
i thought Eli was stupid, but man Legion takes the cake in giving it's viewers retard damage
Alex says:
I felt like it was a rpg or something, they had armour and shit, epic mace stuns [brah] and wings
tony says:
HAHAHHAHA true! and for once al.. there is no supremely hawt girl to save this film for you
Alex says:
but it had Eli (I play foozball for the New York FoozBall Giants) look-a-like in it to save it for me
tony says:
true but basically the legion of heavens angels couldnt stop a diner full of average malcontents, which included an avril lavigne-esque teenager, a one handed chef, and a pregnant woman
Alex says:
they had guns man! lots of guns
tony says:
you cant even bother to explain that! the only person that can stand up to the legion of angels is mike ditka! according to snl anyway
Alex says:
and taye diggs, man knows his way around a 9mm
Alex says:
I wanted to see more epic angel battles
tony says:
that would've made it a hell of a lot better. this movie insults everyones intelligence. it can act as a good way to screen out retards, thats all its good for. if you liked it and found it profound, you're a retard. thats it. done! 3/10 wait al i agree with you about the eli manning look-a-like that guy had a heart of gold
Alex says:
you know, I think the film industry is losing its faith in you for rating legion so low
tony says:
i don't have faith in the film industry either! NICE SETUP AL! I see what you did there
Alex says:
I enjoy the string of apocalyptic films that are coming out of Hwood recently, its like they're trying to tell us something
tony says:
2012! its all over
Alex says:
but I'm going to live by 2012 until the day comes, and work on some cardio, cuz you know, the Cusack can run and jump and swim like no one's bizness
tony says:
just got to get tight with the cusack.. and we';ll all survive
Alex says:
oh, I enjoyed the boomer scene in Legion, and to make this film an even bigger cliche than it already is, the 2 black guys died first
tony says:
hahaha yes the boomer scene!! still cant save the film from the 3/10 rating however
Alex says:
4/10 for me, epic angel battle sequence was legendary, who'd thought feathery wings of flight were bullet proof?
tony says:
would you rather be mace spec'd or sword spec'd?
Alex says:
sword spec'd, but that mace was like a james bond mace? it can spin, turn into a spear and extend its blades!
tony says:
i want that mace!
Alex says:
I think the gnomergans made that mace, not god
The Chelios Heart Award
Al's Pick:Vigoo Archangel Michael
Tony's Pick: eli manning
Line of the Movie:
Al: "I gave Him what he needed, you gave Him what he wanted"
Tony: "well he doesnt have faith in you either"